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IF YOU HAVE MONEY TO SPARE COULD YOU PLEASE CONSIDER MY EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS?
I'M TRYING TO RAISE MONEY FOR A FRIEND IN A ROUGH SPOT. [DETAILS]


TO ALL MY LOYAL AND SUBSERVIENT FOLLOWERS ACROSS UNIVERSES! LISTEN THE FUCK UP

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HIGH CONTRAST

KARKAT IN THE WILD:



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NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHOM HAVE ENTERED MY WRETCHED DOMAIN AND SUBJECTED THEMSELVES
TO THE HORRORS

NICE.



WOE, PAGES BE UPON YE












WHERE AND WHEN HAVE I BEEN?


ARTFIGHT YEARS



WORKING ON

READING: COURTNEY CRUMRIN AND THE NIGHT THINGS, KLARA AND THE SUN, QUEER LITTLE
NIGHTMARES, HOUSE OF LEAVES WATCHING: ELEMENTARY (2012), LAIN, BIGTOP BURGER I
GUESS? IM WORKING ON SCRATCH & RESTART VERSION... FUCK, FOUR? FIVE? PICKING AWAY
AT IT SLOWLY. SHOWCASE MATIENENCE NOW RATHER THAN PLOTTING.

TIMEKEEPING

We are in approxamately the 12.54th lunar perigee of the 4543002023th solar year
on earth.


NOTE: I DO NOT KNOW EVERYONE LINKED IN THE ABOVE FRAME SO I CANT GARANTEE THEY
WILL BE UP TO THE STANDARDS OF COOLNESS I OTHERWISE HOLD MYSELF TO HERE. I JUST
THOUGHT ITD BE A COOL THING TO HAVE


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DANCE PARTY (WIP)


INTRODUCTIONS

HELLO, THIS IS KARKAT SPEAKING TO YOU VIA THE INTERNET. YES I'M A REAL PERSON
AND NOT A ROLEPLAYER, I DID NOT ASK TO BE INSTALLED INTO THIS ABADONED HUMAN
MEATHUSK, BELIEVE ME. YOU MAY ALSO CALL ME THINGS LIKE ARCHIVIST, BENJAMIN, ANY
OF MY PSEUDONYMS, OR A NICKNAME OF YOUR CHOOSING IF THAT SUITS THE SITUATION OR
YOUR FANCY. WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY! YOU MAY CIRCLE BACK TO THE WEIRD SHIT I
THINK IN A BIT BUT THE BASICS FIRST. LOOSELY SPEAKING I AM:

 1. EIGHT SWEEPS OLD
 2. A HE/HIM PRONOUNS USER
 3. A GUY. AND GAY AS FUCK.



ABOUT THE SITE ITSELF

THIS WHOLE THING IS KINDA A PATCHWORK OF STUFF, AND YOU'LL OFTEN SEE ME UPDATE
LIKE FIVE TIMES IN A ROW TO BREAK SOMETHING AND THEN FIX IT IN QUICK SUCSESSION,
BECAUSE I'M HONESTLY NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS LIKE AT ALL. I TRY TO KEEP A LOG OF
ALL THE STUFF I USE TO CONSTRUCT THIS PLACE WHEN IM NOT DOING IT BY HAND AND
TERRIBLY UNDER THE "TOOLS" SECTION ON MY LINKS PAGE, AND TO BE QUITE FRANK
SOMETIMES I INSPECT + COPY ELEMENTS FROM OTHER PAGES AND TOOL WITH THEM TILL
THEY MAKE SENSE TO ME BECAUSE IM AWFUL. LITERALLY THE WORST.

THIS PAGE IS BEST VIEWED ON DESKTOP, THOUGH I DO TRY MY BEST TO NOT HAVE IT BE
COMPLETELY UNFUNCTIONAL ON MOBILE. THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT WON'T PLAY NICE ON
MOBILE BUT HOPEFULLY THATS NOT SO AWFUL AS TO BE UNUSABLE. I'VE MADE SOME EDITS
TO THE CSS THAT HOPEFULLY MAKES THE MOBILE EXPERIENCE LESS FUCKAWFUL DUE TO THE
FACT THAT KANKRI IS A MADMAN AND INSISTS ON CODING ON OUR PHONE (????? BRO WHY).
MOST SECRETS ARE STILL NOT AVALIBLE ON MOBILE SOWWY.

EVERYTHING SHOULD ALSO RESPOND TO YOUR BROWSER BEING RESIZED FAIRLY WELL UNLESS
IVE TRIPPED OVER MYSELF AND BROKEN THE WOOD AND SCOTCH TAPE HOLDING THE CODE
TOGETHER, WHICH DOES HAPPEN SOMETIMES. I'VE TESTED THIS SITE MAINLY ON DESKTOP
OPERA AND MOBILE FIREFOX OR SAFARI. IF I REMEMBER RIGHT A LOT OF STUFF BREAKS ON
MICROSOFT EDGE SO... SUCKS TO SUCK I SUPPOSE.

IF I SPELL ANYTHING WRONG PLEASE LET ME KNOW (GENTLY. I MISPELL A LOT BECAUSE I
HAVE ISSUES AND PROBLEMS). YOU MAY NOTICE IF YOU HIT INSPECT ELEMENT ON MY CODE
FOR WHATEVER IS THAT THERE'S WEIRD FUCKING SPACES!!! EVERYWHERE. I DO THIS
SIMPLY SO I CAN ACTUALLY READ WHAT IM DOING BECAUSE OTHERWISE ALL THE TEXT BLURS
TOGETHER AND I EXPLODE (ON-SITE TEXT IS ALSO IN LOW CONTRAST BY DEFAULT SO I CAN
ACTUALLY READ IT.) .

JAN 22, 2023 UNFORTUNATELY MY OLD PHONE HAS GIVEN OUT (..RIP BUDDY, YOU WILL BE
MISSED ) BUT FORTUNATELY FOR MOBILE USERS I NOW KNOW WHAT MY SITE LOOKS LIKE ON
MODERN PHONES AND THERE ARE ISSUES WITH THE DISPLAY OF LINKBANKS THAT I DIDNT
HAVE BEFORE. ILL HAVE TO WORK ON THAT BUT TO BE HONEST I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE
HOW TO FIX THAT AND I DONT REALLLY WANT TO. COMPLAINING ASIDE TODAY I ALSO FIXED
THE FEW LITTLE BULLSHITS THAT THE HIGH CONTRAST MODE USED TO DO AND INSTALLED IT
ON THE MADNESS PAGE BECAUSE IT HAS A LOT OF READING INVOLVED IN IT'S WHOLE DEAL.
(AS OF APRIL SECOND I'VE ADDED HIGH CONTRAST MODE TO THE BROADWAY-STUCK PAGE
TOO. IT HAS A FEW BUGS)

I FULLY ENDORSE STEALING ANYTHING FROM THIS SITE YOU FEEL IS WORTH STEALING. GO
WILD. ALSO PLEASE NOTE THIS SITE IS USUALLY UPDATED VERY EARLY OR VERY LATE ON
WEEKDAYS. I DUNNO HOW MUCH YOU CAN TELL BUT WHEN I WRITE AND TALK I USE A MIX OF
CANADIAN AND AMERICAN ENGLISH, SIMPLY DUE TO BEING SOCIALIZED WITH BOTH. 'TIS
WEIRD A LITTLE BIT BUT IF YOU NOTICED THEN HERE YOU ARE. IF NOT THEN FUN FACT I
GUESS?

ON A SOMEWHAT RELATED NOTE, EVEN IF IVE KINDA CHANGED THIS PLACE TO MY MAIN
HAUNT I AM THE BREED OF GUY WHO IS... WELL, KINDA A TUMBLRITE BY NATURE IN THE
SENSE THAT IT WAS THE FIRST SITE WHERE I INTERACTED WITH PEOPLE IN PUBLIC. BY
THIS I MEAN I ABRUBTLY DROP A LOT OF MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT JUST SAYING SHIT TO
YOU IF WE BECOME MUTUALS FULLY ON INSTINCT. SORRY IN ADVANCE. (THOUGH I HAVE
BEEN QUIETER LATELY). IF YOU ARE WEIRDED OUT BY ME BLABBING YOUR EAR OFF PLEASE
LET ME KNOW AND I WILL KNOCK IT OFF. PROMMY. I MAY TAKE A BIT TO CONTEMPLATE
LINKING SOMEONE STILL BUT I THINK IM A LOT LESS WORRIED ABOUT IT NOW. ALSO IF
YOUR USERNAME HAS BUG IN IT SOMEWHERE IM 90% MORE LIKELY TO LOOK AT YOUR SITE,
SAME WITH ALIEN //HJ


TECH AND MY CONNECTION TO SUCH, I GUESS?

I AM CURRENTLY, AS IN RIGHT NOW AND ALSO BASICALLY ALWAYS, USING AN EARLY 2008
MAC RUNNING OS X EL CAPITAN VERSION 10.11.6. IT WILL NOT UPDATE ANY HIGHER THAN
THAT. TO SAY I'M INTERESTED IN OLD TECH WOULD BE A BIT OF A MISNOMER (THOUGH I
DO LIKE IT) OR JUST KIND OF SILLY; MAINLY I'M MORE CAUGHT UP IN THE USE AND
MAINTENANCE OF THIS MACHINE. FOR ALL THAT I CALL IT A HUNK OF JUNK AND AN OLD
PIECE OF SHIT I WOULD NOT WILLINGLY REPLACE IT (THATLL HAPPEN OVER MY DEAD
FUCKING MEATHUSK), IT'S BEEN A LOYAL VESSEL AND SPACE TO ME AND IM ACTUALLY
RATHER FOND.

SO, KARKAT. WHY DO YOU OWN A COMPUTER ONLY A FEW YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU ARE, AND
WHY ARE YOU SO STUBBORN ABOUT IT? ARE YOU INSANE? YES, DEAR READER, I AM IN FACT
DERANGED. AS FOR THAT OTHER THING, THIS WAS THE LAST COMPUTER OUR MOTHER GOT
BEFORE SHE DOWNGRADED TO A SERIES OF LAPTOPS AGAIN, AND DUE TO IT'S PLACEMENT IN
THE LIVING ROOM AND OUR (AT THE TIME) OBSESSION WITH FLIGHTRISING WE SLOWLY
USURPED BOTH IT AND THE DESK ON WHICH IT SITS BY SHEER MERIT OF BEING THE ONLY
ONE WHO WANTED TO USE IT, AFTER A CERTAIN POINT. ON THAT THREAD, MOTHER HAS ALSO
TOLD US THE HARROWING (//S) TALE OF HER CARD LOCKING HER OUT AND THE SALESPERSON
LYING ABOUT THE STATE OF THE COMPUTER, AND THE FACT IT HAD BEEN A DISPLAY MODEL
THEY HAD TO FIT WITH ANOTHER CASE.

I HAVE RECENTLY ALSO BEEN GIVEN MY DAD'S OLD PC TO WORK WITH, AND I HAVE DECIDED
ITS MY GAMING PC AND ALSO FOR CALLS NOW THAT OUR MOTHER HAS GIVEN US HER OLD
HEADSET (SHE GOT A NEW ONE). IVE TAKEN TO WATCHING MOVIES AND STUFF WITH OTHER
PEOPLE ON THERE SOMETIMES {:B (MY BOYFRIEND. IVE BEEN WATCHING MOVIES WITH MY
BOYFRIEND). MOSTLY I DON'T USE IT THAT MUCH THOUGH, EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD BE
EASIER IN A LOT OF WAYS. A GOOD COMPUTER IS LIKE A HORSE, TO ME. LIKE HOW CODING
LANGUADGES ARE LITTLE GUYS WITH AUTISM. ALSO TO ME.

IM SUPER PICKY ABOUT MY TECH AND IT'S DESIGN, AND I TEND TO LEAN AWAY FROM THE
HYPERSLIM LOOK A LOT OF STUFF HAS NOWADAYS. I THINK PART OF THAT IS INFLUNCED BY
HOW FAMILIAR I AM WITH MY MACHINE AND THE OTHER PART IS CAUSED BY ALTERNIAN
INFLUNCE ON MY PAN. I TEND TO TALK ABOUT MY COMPUTER LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF
ANIMAL ALSO WHICH ISN'T UNFAIR AS IT FUCKING CHIRPS AND HUMS AT ME. BECAUSE ITS
AN OLD PEICE OF SHIT. AND A BUG. I ALSO MAINTAIN A CD AND DVD PLAYER AND A
COLLECTION OF BOTH FORMATS, IN CASE I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT.



HAI *DETONATES*

ALSO ALSO IM *MADLY* HORNS OVER HEELS FOR MY SWEET SWEET DARK OVERLORD, DIRK
"TK" "SOULPRINCE" STRIDER BTW. *TWIRLING MY PHONE CORD AND GIGGLING* HES THE
FUCKING COOLEST EVER ANDILIKEHIM. LIKE IT SHOULDNT BE PSHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO BE
THAT POGGERS BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAYS. WE ARE DIRKKAT REAL AND CANNON AND I WILL
SPREAD PROPAGANDA ABOUT IT ONE OF THESE DAYS. JUST YOU WAIT.

NOT TO JUST POUR OUT MY BLOODPUSHER BUT IT REALLY DOES FEEL LIKE OUR EXISTANCES
COMPLIMENT EACHOTHER NOT BY FATE BUT BECAUSE I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO FIND SOMEONE
LIKE HIM IN THE SEEMINGLY INFINITE SEA OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. EVEN AFTER A YEAR
I STILL THINK ABOUT HIM TOO HARD OR TALK TO HIM AND GET WARM AND STUPID LIKE IM
STILL A DUMBASS WITH A CRUSH. (JOKE) BUT *NOW* IM A DUMBASS WITH A BAD BITCH
WHOM I PULLED FOR BEING THE MASSIVE BOYFAILURE OF EVER. SPEAKING OF EVER I PITY
HIM (ROMANTICALLY) FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER (BOY BOY BOY DO I EVER. MESSIAHS
ABOVE KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT DARLING FREAK MAKE ME).

AND THATS THE MATESPRIT JUMPSCARE OF THIS WEBSITE, AS IS TRADITION FOR ME.

HIS SITE HERE ON THE INTERWEBS LESS IMPORTANTLY, HIS CARRD





carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo YOU CAN'T JUST SAY SHIT. OR WAIT, YEAH I
GUESS YOU CAN ACTUALLY on board FRUITY RUMPUS SHITHEAD FACTORY! _ X

HERE'S SOME OTHER STUFF I LIKE TO PROVE IM NOT A ONE-NOTE GUYWIFE (BECAUSE IM A
*TWO* NOTE GUYWIFE):

INSECTS, CRUSTACEANS, AND ISOPODS PHOTOGRAPHY IM NOT GOING TO POST MY
PHOTOGRAPHY HERE DUE TO THE FACT I THINK ITD COMPRIMSE MY PRECIOUS ANONYMITY
FANSONGS AND PARODIES INTERNET HISTORY & ARCHIVING WRITING COFFEE CHARACTER
DESIGN & WORLDBUILDING RODENTS & REPTILES PHYSICAL MEDIA DRAWING (POORLY) CODING
(AMATURELY) ..FANFICTION



FOR THE SAKE OF REASONS, HERES MEDIA I LIKE WELL ENOUGH TO REMEMBER TO MENTION
(I OBSERVE ALL OF THESE CRITICALLY OBVIOUSLY) :

BEESERKER PSYCHONAUTS MOB PSYCHO 100 HACKERS (1995) OMORI INVADER ZIM SLIGHTLY
DAMNED THE OUTER WORLDS DELTARUNE TERRARIA VARIOUS HORROR GAMES DEATH NOTE
DUNGEONS OF DREADMORE



MISCELLANEOUS

THIS WILL JUST BE STUFF I DONT HAVE ANYWHERE BETTER TO PLACE. YOU KNOW HOW IT
IS. IF YOURE WONDERING WHY THE QUESTIONS SECTION IS NOW DOWN HERE, IT'S BECAUSE
IT FELT WEIRD ON ITS OWN.


    ACTUAL QUESTIONS I HAVE

 1. HOW DO PEOPLE MAKE MUSIC PLAYERS (IVE FIGURED OUT ONLY HOW TO MAKE PLAYERS
    THATLL PLAY ONE OF EACH FILE TYPE AND SOME LIKE PREMADE ONES) ON HERE? IM
    NEW TO ALL THIS.
 2. WOULD THERE BE A WAY TO REMOVE THE LITTLE "HEY PLEASE SIGN UP FOR OUR SITE
    UWU" THINK FROM A TUMBLR IFRAME? IVE ISOLATED THE CODE THAT DOES IT BUT I
    DUNNO HOW TO GET IT TO NOT DO THE THING IT DOES.
 3. SHOULD I MAKE A SECTION ABOUT OUR CAT //HJ
 4. CUSTOM SCROLLBARS?
 5. IF I WANTED TO MAKE THE BOARDERS OF THINGS HEXAGONAL HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT
    DOING THAT?
 6. HOW DO I ACTUALLY GET CODING FOR MOBILE TO WORK?
 7. RESOLVED QUESTIONS

THE INTERNET HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY SAFE HAVEN, SOMEPLACE I CAN BE HONEST AND
COMMUNICATE AND EXPRESS MYSELF FREELY WITHOUT THE LIMITATIONS OF MY PHYSICAL
BODY BUT LIKE.. LATELY IVE FELT.. A LOT FREER AND HAPPIER THAN I EVER HAVE
BEFORE, LIKE IVE BEEN TURNED LOOSE ON THE WORLD AND AM FREE TO SCURRY AROUND THE
WEB AND DO ALL SORTS OF STUFF. ITS NICE {:B

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FREAK BUT NOW IM PROUD OF IT. HELL YEAH.

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