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Food jokes
Amazing collection of tasty and funny food jokes!
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WELCOME TO FOOD JOKES

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all
foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes,
riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone.
Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!


Baking 361Berry 119Cooking 101Cuisine 122Dish 369Drink 320Food 456Foodstuff
309Fruit 293Ingredient 482Knock, knock52Meal 164Meat 286Miscellaneous
687Oneliner87Pick Up Lines30Quote25Restaurant 215Vegetable 386


RANDOM JOKES

> What did the grape say when it was crushed?
> Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Grape, Wine
Submitted by Hunter

> Did you hear about the carrot detective?
> Answer: He got to the root of every case!

Carrot, Crime

> Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes
> camping.

Food, Yo mama
Submitted by Brianna

> Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
> Answer: The turkey because he's already stuffed!

Monster, Turkey
Submitted by luna

> What are unhappy cranberries called?
> Answer: Blueberries

Blueberry, Cranberry
Submitted by Anna Anderson


LATEST 5 JOKES

> What did the salad say to the kidnapper?
> Answer: Lettuce go

Lettuce, Salad
Submitted by Mia

> Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
> His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"

Burger, Fast food
Submitted by ~????~

> Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?
> Answer: Because all property is theft.

Cuisine, Tea
Submitted by Mia

> What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?
> Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!

Soy sauce, Sushi
Submitted by Sushi Mike

> What do you call to bananas on the floor?
> Answer: Slippers

Banana
Submitted by me
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