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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for October 20 is 'dubious' as in: "Sadly,
the cartoon reboot set in Roman times did not succeed with fans, most of whom
were uninterested in Scooby Dubious"
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Life at Sea Cruises plan for a three-year cruise that was set to begin November
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still don't have a ship
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Scary for the wrong reasons: Unlicensed haunted house shut down for having no
toilets or exits
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Those aid trucks to Gaza that Biden mentioned last night? Yeah, they're still
sitting at the border
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IDF gets the 'green light' to create the 'world's biggest cemetery' in Gaza
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Republicans have had enough of House members spreading disinformation,
apparently
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in to today's episode in the continuing saga of the House Of Representatives:
GOP In Disarray. The doomwatch goes live at 10 AM est on C-SPAN
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Florida Man kills wife because she A: Had an affair? B: Tried to kill him first?
or C: Refused to appear on reality show?
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If your in Philly this weekend you could go see Bradley Cooper's biopic of
Leonard Bernstein or you can dress up like Gritty, run 5k, and get pie in your
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White male commissioner says he's feeling Black and female
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of bored with our current pile of tacticool gear and could use some more. Help a
blue bro out?
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friend, commences to break up his engagement and spoils his favorite TV shows
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When your sexist comments are so bad that your wife, the country's Prime
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The cop who was fired by the Louisville PD for murdering Breonna Taylor
apparently had no trouble getting hired as a sheriff's deputy in a rural KY
county....and he's still waving his gun around
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Today's Slatesplanation: The real reason that Elmo wants to start charging
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the only way he has left to fight spam
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World's largest gnome is made of chrome. It's now found a new home, where roos
and wombats roam
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Day 604 of WW3: Ukraine troops face new Orc onslaught in Avdiivka, w/ assault
units, lots of armor, aircraft, and artillery. ISW says Ukraine maybe broke
through on eastern bank of Dnipro River in So. Kherson area. It's your Friday
Ukraine war thread
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Neglected former girlfriend prompts police response
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Couples are using wedding registries to crowdsource a down payment for a house
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When Silvio Berlusconi died he left behind 25,000 terrible paintings he bought
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Soaking in a hot tub is as healthy as jogging. And Twinkies are like broccoli
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Outdoor enthusiast visits all 63 U.S. National Parks. She'll have some great
stories to tell at the retirement home, but first she'll have to tell them to
her classmates when she starts preschool next year
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He had a 2.39 GPA, was 230 out of 239 in his class, had abysmal test scores and
wrote a terrible entrance essay about being on the bowling team, but he got into
Yale. Just like every single member of his family for four generations
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Turns out, the soldier who defected to North Korea was too creepy even for them,
so they gladly handed him back over with no strings attached
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Washington County, Md Judge murdered in his home, suspect at large and state
troopers have been dispatched to protect other judges
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It's a point of Bankruptcy Law that bankruptcy cannot wipe out judgments against
you based on "intentional torts" or "willful or malicious injury". Which brings
us to Alex Jones, and that $1 billion dollars he owes to the Sandy Hook families
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Flesh eating parasites are endemic in Texas. But enough about payday loan
operations. These are spread by sand flies
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Ukrainian forces have crossed the Rubicon. Well, the Dnipro anyway
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Thu October 19, 2023
"Hey, I'm totes the CIA Director." "Seems legit"
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Robotic goat trained in the way of anti-tank missiles by the Army laughs at your
dog trained in the way of the Ninja by cats
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8 events in 8 days this week
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"And then after I robbed the jewelry store, I put a lampshade on my head and
people thought I was a lamp" (possible nsfw content on page)
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high precision guided missiles make for one hell of a combination
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IDF gets the 'green light' to create the 'world's biggest cemetery' in Gaza
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Day 604 of WW3: Ukraine troops face new Orc onslaught in Avdiivka, w/ assault
units, lots of armor, aircraft, and artillery. ISW says Ukraine maybe broke
through on eastern bank of Dnipro River in So. Kherson area. It's your Friday
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