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Recent News
Happy Wheels Javascript is UP
By Jim on December 28, 2020


Moments before the horrific, blasphemous death of flash, the java script version
of Happy Wheels has arrived. That was close. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully the
fear of losing Happy Wheels did not prevent your restful sleep. If you didn't
even know it was in development, then here is your exciting news.

This is the first public version of the game, so please allow some time for the
remaining bugs to be ironed out. Though I still love flash, what's great about
this version is that it performs very well on mobile devices. However, this
release does not yet include on screen mobile controls. That will be added in
the next update. If you're desperate to try it out on your phone, a bluetooth
keyboard works very well. Though I mentioned previously that the game would now
run at 60 fps, some of the heavier levels definitely bog down at that framerate.
It is already possible through a setting though, so perhaps I could host a 60 Hz
version on another page for those with super beefy processors. Aside from that,
Happy Wheels JS should be pretty close in every way to the original. The
database of users, levels, and replays remains the same. The only thing lost is
the impending doom of the end of existence.

Goodboy Digital are my friends in London responsible for the port of the game,
and they have my eternal thanks. This took far more effort than expected, and
they even managed to make a custom port of box2d just to maintain all the quirks
of the original game. I'd also like to thank site and discord admin Kittenswolf
for his help, and everyone else beta testing on discord for the past few months.
Thanks to everyone else for still playing Happy Wheels 10 years after its
launch, even without updates. I don't know why this is still happening, but I
wouldn't be doing what I'm doing without your help. Special no thanks to the few
international randoms who have inspired a resurgence in DDOS'ing the site over
the past couple months.

The original flash version of Happy Wheels will, for as long as possible, be
located here.

Yes, my full time job is still developing the sequel. No, I am a slow recluse
and will not share anything. Ok, that's it seeya.
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