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Verse 1:
Yo, it's time to talk about the salad game,
Popi's in the kitchen, but they can't match my name,
Mac salad so fresh, I got that secret flow,
Popi's version? Nah, it's just way too slow.

I toss that mayo like a pro, never fake,
Chillin' with the eggs, every bite's a piece of cake,
Popi's got the bland, I got the bomb,
My flavor hit 'em hard, like a sonic boom bomb.


Chorus:
My mac salad's fire, Popi's just a joke,
They try to compete, but it's like they never woke,
Creamy, dreamy, every bite a delight,
Popi's salad's basic, mine's outta sight.


Verse 2:
I'm droppin' carrots and celery with ease,
Popi's got that soggy, ain't no freshness to please,
A little bit of mustard, I got that tangy touch,
Popi's version? It's just too much of a crunch.


Mine's got the vibes, smooth like a groove,
Popi's salad's stuck, never findin' the move,
It's all about the balance, every layer a win,
Popi's out here lookin' like they're just goin' in.


Chorus:
My mac salad's fire, Popi's just a joke,
They try to compete, but it's like they never woke,
Creamy, dreamy, every bite a delight,
Popi's salad's basic, mine's outta sight.


Outro:
So when you're in the kitchen, you know who's the boss,
Popi's salad's lost, mine's got the sauce,
You can keep tryin', but the truth's in the taste,
My mac salad reigns—no contest, no waste.