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During manifold.lol, which topics will the audience laugh at a joke about?
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Manifold.lol is a comedy event taking place on Saturday night at Manifest.
During the event, we will rotate through all attendees who want to give a
stand-up set or standalone joke. Attendees can go as many times as they wish.
Attendees are not required to present any jokes or stand-up.



The judge(s) will, at their sole collective discretion, determine which jokes
'the audience' has laughed at and which topics the joke(s) were about.



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The All Memeing Eye โ™ ๏ธ 2d
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Is there a transcript? I find it pretty unbelievable that people laughed at the
cow sex, number, and meta options

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Emma Liddell (edited) 2d
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@TheAllMemeingEye I can give a summary for those jokes.





The cow sex joke involved making the audience first bet on which of two
punchlines a not-yet-told joke was going to have - "a wild goose chase" or
"barking up the wrong tree", and then telling the audience the joke.



My notes for the joke (not quite a transcript, my delivery was different):



"A friend of mine flamed out at his tech job so he and his wife moved to work on
a ranch. It was good at first but his wife started complaining they never had
sex anymore. When she asked him why, he blamed it on being distracted by an
animal on the farm.

Suspicious, she hires a private eye to tail her husband. After a few days, the
PI reports back: 'Every day, there's this wild goose that sneaks into the
slaughterhouse and tries to steal the beef. Your husband spends hours chasing it
around. The only way he can scare it off is by barking at it like a dog until it
flies into a tree, and then barking from the base of the tree more until it
flies away from the property. Frequently though, he guesses the wrong tree and
the bird keeps returning.

The wife asks, 'So how do we fix my sex life? Does he stop the wild goose chase
or does he stop barking up the wrong tree?'

The PI's response: Either of those would help but my biggest suggestion is that
he stops fucking the dead cow." The joke being that neither earlier option was
the actual punchline.



The number one - not my joke - involved a guy being given the number of a woman
at a bar. It was pretty long so I'm skipping important setup but the punchline
was his housemate pointing out the number was clearly fake because it only had 8
digits.



The meta one involved a bit about identifying the bets that were going to
resolve false.

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The All Memeing Eye โ™ ๏ธ 2d
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@EmmaLiddell right, thanks ๐Ÿ‘


John Bennett 1d
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@TheAllMemeingEye The context that they were reaching so hard to make the random
things funny did in fact make it funny. Metahumor.

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The All Memeing Eye โ™ ๏ธ 3d
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Does it resolve no or n/a if a topic doesn't come up?

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Emma Liddell 2d
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@TheAllMemeingEye It will resolve no

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