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* Sign In * Register * Preferences Techdirt * TechDirt * GreenHouse * Free Speech * Deals * Jobs * Support Techdirt Join Us For Our 25th Anniversary Party This Friday! Can We Save A Truly Global Internet? DEA CONTINUES TO BE THE QANON OF DRUG ENFORCEMENT, PRETENDS COLORFUL FENTANYL IS DEALERS TRYING TO KILL CHILDREN Overhype FROM THE TIME-TO-PUT-GOV'T-BULLSHIT-ON-SCHEDULE-II DEPT Wed, Sep 7th 2022 01:39pm - Tim Cushing Some DEA agent field-tested sidewalk chalk and managed to arrive at this conclusion: > Rainbow fentanyl is being sold in multiple forms, according to the DEA, > including as pills, powder and blocks that resemble sidewalk chalk. This is from The Hill’s stenography of DEA bullshit, which doesn’t even remain consistent over the course of the six sentences that make up the first four paragraphs of this “report.” Sidewalk chalk is a weird comparison. The DEA claims this is something used to target children, who we all know routinely ingest sidewalk chalk. The most likely explanation for this resemblance is its resemblance in unpackaged-for-retail-sale form, which just happens to resemble something other than uncut drugs. This photo is from the DEA’s alarmist announcement on its own site: I guess that looks like sidewalk chalk. Or at least the remnants of sidewalk chalk, after a bit of hard outdoor use. What it actually looks like is a bunch of stuff the DEA seized and one agent said, “It kinda looks like sidewalk chalk,” and the DEA PR wing ran with it. But what it doesn’t look like is “candy,” which the DEA insists this new wave of kid-targeting fentanyl also looks like: > The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) said it has observed an “alarming” > trend of brightly-colored fentanyl made to look like candy that is being used > to attract children and young people. Anyone who thinks sidewalk chalk also looks like candy probably eats glue and paint chips. Now, this could mean the DEA has seen other fentanyl that looks like candy. But if it has, it hasn’t provided any photographic evidence of fentanyl that resembles any candy kids are likely to eat. Even this photo (again, from the DEA’s site) shows something that looks like medicine, rather than something most kids would voluntarily ingest. I’m trying to think of any candy I’ve consumed in my life that includes score lines and mg designations. Medications come in plenty of colors, but no one has ever accused drug manufacturers of targeting children just because the ibuprofen caplets I buy are a very bright orange. So, it’s both sidewalk chalk and candy, even though it’s neither and barely resembles either example the DEA provides. The Hill report also cites an unfounded claim that likely originates from similarly ignorant law enforcement agencies: > While some reports have claimed that different colors indicate differing > levels of potency, laboratory testing has not found a correlation. Despite there being no evidence drug dealers are trying to kill minors with powerful synthetic opioids, the DEA insists this is a thing that’s actually happening. > “Rainbow fentanyl — fentanyl pills and powder that come in a variety of bright > colors, shapes, and sizes — is a deliberate effort by drug traffickers to > drive addiction amongst kids and young adults,” DEA Administrator Anne Milgram > said in a statement. The DEA and multiple law enforcement agencies consider fentanyl so dangerous it’s possibly harmful to be observed in its resting state by the naked eye, so it’s kind of jarring to hear the DEA claiming sidewalk chalk/candy is only being used to “drive addiction” rather than “convert kids to corpses.” The thing about drug dealing is it works best if you remain under the radar, free of enhanced interest and/or a trail of corpses. Sure, drug dealers may not care much about the health or well-being of their customers. But they are not in the business of decreasing demand by rolling the OD dice. They’ll sell you what they want but they’re not looking to rack up a bunch of felony murder charges by pursuing the youth market. One, kids are unpredictable and unlikely to use products in a way that won’t kill them. Two, kids just don’t have that much money. More stable sources of income can be found elsewhere. The narrative the DEA is pushing here is, at best, cognitively dissonant. The DEA wants us to believe dealers are pushing drugs on children, hoping to create lifelong customers. But it also wants us to believe the market being pursued is filled with kids who will overdose because they decided to eat something that looks like sidewalk chalk. It’s Schrodinger’s OD: the theoretical child is either alive or dead, depending of which part of the DEA statement we choose to focus on. The best way to keep kids safe is to provide them with actual facts about drugs, side effects, and the strong possibility their chosen substance has been cut with harmful substances. A blend of hyperbole and paranoia just makes everyone stupider and far more susceptible to being harmed when experimenting with illicit substances. Pretending kids won’t eventually try drugs is delusional. Pretending dumb shit like this DEA press release will keep kids from trying drugs is even stupider. If the DEA truly wants to keep more people alive, it needs to stop presenting its hysteria as informational. Filed Under: dea, fentanyl, kids, moral panic 31 CommentsLeave a Comment If you liked this post, you may also be interested in... * Cooper Davis Act: Another Attempt By Congress To Regulate That Which They Don’t Understand * Bipartisan Panic: 26 Senators Support Terrible, Dangerous, Unconstitutional 'KOSA Act' * Senator Brian Schatz Joins The Moral Panic With Unconstitutional Age Verification Bill * Like The Social Dilemma Did, The AI Dilemma Seeks To Mislead You With Misinformation * FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr Continues To Enjoy Oodles Of Free Press For Fear Mongering About TikTok * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Click to toggle Rate this comment as insightful Rate this comment as funny You have rated this comment as insightful You have rated this comment as funny Flag this comment as abusive/trolling/spam You have flagged this comment The first word has already been claimed The last word has already been claimed Insightful Lightbulb icon Funny Laughing icon Abusive/trolling/spam Flag icon Insightful badge Lightbulb icon Funny badge Laughing icon Comments icon COMMENTS ON “DEA CONTINUES TO BE THE QANON OF DRUG ENFORCEMENT, PRETENDS COLORFUL FENTANYL IS DEALERS TRYING TO KILL CHILDREN” Subscribe: RSS Leave a comment * Filter comments in by Time * Filter comments as Threaded * Filter only comments rated Insightful * Filter only comments rated funny LOL * Filter only comments that are Unread 31 Comments Collapse all replies This comment is new since your last visit. That One Guy (profile) says: September 7, 2022 at 1:52 pm WHEN'S THE LAST TIME THE DEA WAS DRUG TESTED...? So fentanyl is so deadly that being in the same room can cause full grown adults to suffer serious medical complications from it and it’s also being sold to children who as everyone knows are much more drug resistant, just rolling in cash and not at all watched by people who would find it a little concerning when little Suzy/Billy drop dead from ODing… At this point the DEA should just cut to the chase and start issuing press releases simply comprised of ‘Be Afraid And Give Us More Money!‘ Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] PaulT (profile) says: September 8, 2022 at 12:25 am RE: Yeah, you know the best way to make lots of money is to sell something that not only kills off the current crop of customers, but wipes out an entire generation of future customers and ensures that every law enforcement agency on the planet makes it their highest priority to take you down. Makes perfect sense… Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. This comment has been deemed insightful by the community. Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 2:00 pm And just in time for the annual “Your kids Halloween candy is actually drugs” panic. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 2:06 pm I see another government agency is jumping on the ‘think of the children’ bandwagon so as to justify increasing its power to abuse the citizens. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Naughty Autie says: September 7, 2022 at 2:07 pm This is from The Hill’s stenography of DEA bullshit, which doesn’t even remain consistent over the course of the six sentences that make up the first four paragraphs of this “report.” You see, whilst The Hill stuck with stenography, the DEA became experts in steganography. Collapse replies (2) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 4:52 pm RE: Are you, perhaps, referring to the Dinosaur Evolution Agency, and secret Steganosauri – the Dinosaur that Hides Between? Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [3] Naughty Autie says: September 8, 2022 at 6:23 am RE: RE: Exactly! Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Crafty Coyote says: September 7, 2022 at 2:10 pm Sounds like someone at the DEA ingested sidewalk chalk when he was a kid. That, and a bunch of lead chips Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] N0083rp00f says: September 7, 2022 at 3:28 pm RE: Better x-ray them stat and determine just how many crayons are within their sinus cavity. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 2:25 pm But…the children Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. This comment has been deemed funny by the community. Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 2:30 pm > The DEA and multiple law enforcement agencies consider fentanyl so dangerous > it’s possibly harmful to be observed in its resting state by the naked eye, so > it’s kind of jarring to hear the DEA claiming sidewalk chalk/candy is only > being used to “drive addiction” rather than “convert kids to corpses.” Tim the thing you missed is that fentanyl is sort of like kryptonite. It’s only fatal to superheros (cops), but has less effect on potential victims/sympathy target (children). /s Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. This comment has been deemed funny by the community. mvario (profile) says: September 7, 2022 at 3:07 pm WAIT... I’m having an adverse reaction to looking at that picture of Fentanyl! I was told by a helpful police officer that it could happen. I’d best go for a lie-down. Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Norahc (profile) says: September 7, 2022 at 9:07 pm RE: Just think of all the cops who will be exposed to fentanyl walking by kid’s sidewalk drawings in chalk. And what happens when someone makes chalk drawings on the sidewalks outside the police station? Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Rekrul says: September 7, 2022 at 6:00 pm Not to defend the DEA, but the pills in that second picture do remind me of Sweetarts. As for the score lines and MG information, kids aren’t exactly known for scrutinizing the candy that they eat. I’m not saying that drug dealers are targeting children, just that if you were to stick a bag of those in front of an eight year old, there’s a good chance that they might think they’re candy and eat one. Here’s what I want to know though; Those pills are meant to be swallowed, right? How is it that a cop can overdose and need to be rushed to the hospital just from touching such pills, while the people buying them can swallow a whole pill, getting a dose hundreds, if not thousands of times stronger than the cop, and not die from it? If it were truly so powerful that just touching it gives you an overdose, wouldn’t the people taking it just need a speck the size of a grain of sand? Collapse replies (3) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Anonymous Coward says: September 7, 2022 at 7:22 pm RE: Well, thanks for pointing out the inconsistency! I now have to talk to my lawyer to see if we can still use it as a defense in court. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] That One Guy (profile) says: September 7, 2022 at 11:39 pm RE: Here’s what I want to know though; Those pills are meant to be swallowed, right? How is it that a cop can overdose and need to be rushed to the hospital just from touching such pills, while the people buying them can swallow a whole pill, getting a dose hundreds, if not thousands of times stronger than the cop, and not die from it? Oh that’s simple enough, it’s because cops are not only the dumbest people in existence(just ask any judge tasked with ruling if a cop should have known something) they’re also the most vulnerable and weak, in mortal peril from everything which is why they are so quick to start shooting/tazing/bludgeoning, because they know even the slightest risk of harm can put them in the morgue. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Max says: September 8, 2022 at 10:03 am RE: EASY ONE... Ah yes, but see, the part they neglected to mention is that this is the less known but incredibly dangerous homeopathic variant of Fentanyl – the more of it you have around the safer you are. You can eat it by the spoonful with no ill effects at all, but a mere few stray molecules of it in the air can kill you dead where you stand…! Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Anonymous Hero says: September 7, 2022 at 10:41 pm > Even this photo (again, from the DEA’s site) shows something that looks like > medicine, rather than something most kids would voluntarily ingest. Why do you think every pill bottle and syrup has child safety caps? Collapse replies (4) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Naughty Autie says: September 8, 2022 at 6:29 am RE: Why do you think every pill bottle and syrup has child safety caps? Known as childproof caps in the UK, and that’s also a misnomer. I was able to follow the instructions on the lid to get into a bottle of cough syrup and accidentally overdose on it when I was six and had been learning to read and write for just a year. ‘Childproof’, my arse! Collapse replies (3) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [3] Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 7:07 am RE: RE: I mean… you kinda proved the point though. Kids won’t give a shit if their sweetarts have little markings on it. Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [4] Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 12:51 pm RE: RE: RE: *whoooosh!* Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [3] Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 9:58 am RE: RE: > Known as childproof caps in the UK, and that’s also a misnomer. Of course. Some elderly people have a lot of trouble opening these, e.g. due to arthritis, and hand them to their young grandchildren to be opened. I’d figured it out long before I could read—a bottle that can’t easily be opened is basically a puzzle toy. (But, then, I was also the type of kid who takes apart their toys to see how they work.) The goal isn’t to keep kids out, it’s to cover the manufacturers’ asses when kids get in. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Daydream says: September 8, 2022 at 4:25 am I don’t know, that second picture does resemble sugary candy. I wouldn’t put it past some kids to think they’re knockoff M&Ms because of the M on them. But, uh, even if it does look like a treat…aren’t you supposed to teach your kids not to take candy from strangers anyway? Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] nasch (profile) says: September 11, 2022 at 7:04 am RE: > aren’t you supposed to teach your kids not to take candy from strangers > anyway? There’s a whole song about it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-4rhjO6xYg Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 7:04 am If you’re a toddler, that looks like candy. If your parents start nodding off and drop some of it on the floor, you’re probably going to try to eat it. Are the dealers actually trying to kill children? Probably not. Adults like colorful things too. Is it also a wildly irresponsible product that small children would be likely to mistake for candy? Yes. Yes it is. Bad takes across the board on this one. Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 10:14 am RE: > Adults like colorful things too. Interestingly, though, a museum analysed 7000 artifacts and found things were becoming less colourful over time. “The most notable trend, in both the chart and the video, is the rise in grey over time. This is matched by a decline in brown and yellow. These trends likely reflect changes in materials, such as the move away from wood and towards plastic. A smaller trend is the use of very saturated colours which begins in the 1960s.” Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Anonymous Coward says: September 8, 2022 at 7:05 am While I agree that LEOs tend toward hyperbole when it comes to Fentanyl, I disagree with Mr. Cushing on this point: It definitely does look like candy to me. If I was a teenager (or, if I’m being honest, a grown adult) and someone I knew handed me some of those colorful crunchy-looking pills and said “want some candy?” I would probably eat it without a second thought. Looks like SweetTarts or Smarties or other crunchy sugar to me. I’d also like everyone to consider this: Does there exist other logical reasons for using bright rainbow coloring? If you ran a drug business, being fully aware of the addictive qualities of your product, does it not make sense to target younger audiences? It makes perfect sense to me. Of course, the DEA is obviously trying to hype this as much as possible to garner funding, but that doesn’t mean their claims are absurd. Collapse replies (1) Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Threaded [2] Tanner Andrews (profile) says: September 8, 2022 at 3:05 pm RE: REASONS FOR COLOR > I’d also like everyone to consider this: Does there exist other logical > reasons for using bright rainbow coloring? Yes. Color helps people distinguish the pills. If I am looking for one of each of two types of pill, and they are different colors, then I can tell if I have the right stuff in hand. If I have two of the same color, I know I did not get what I expected. When you reach the point of multiple pills per day, that is surely a help. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. Professor Ronny says: September 8, 2022 at 10:09 am JUST NO > While some reports have claimed that different colors indicate differing > levels of potency, laboratory testing has not found a correlation. Color is a nominal variable. There is no (valid) way to perform correlation analysis using color. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. fairuse (profile) says: September 8, 2022 at 3:02 pm INTERESTING SECOND PHOTO Two things about the 2nd photo from the DEA site: The M in a square is “Pill with imprint M 20 is White, Round and has been identified as Methylphenidate Hydrochloride 20 mg. It is supplied by Mallinckrodt Inc.” I personally never saw Ritalin (Methylphenidate) marked M 30. Whatever is in the DEA picture must be something else — counterfeit maybe. I’m not surprised at the dumb PR from DEA. quote from — https://www.drugs.com/imprints/m-20-25893.html Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word This comment is new since your last visit. LostInLoDOS (profile) says: September 8, 2022 at 6:04 pm CANDYCANE You can sell the publicly on the candy aspect. That’s been a legitimate concern for decades and why adult-proof, er, child-proof, caps exist. There’s no doubt children can, have, and will, eat meds thinking they’re candy. Chalk? That’s ludicrous! If anything they should have gone with candy there too! Looks to me like partially eaten flavoured sugar bites. Reply View in chronology Make this comment the first word Make this comment the last word Close -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- says: ADD YOUR COMMENT CANCEL REPLY Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Have a Techdirt Account? Sign in now. Want one? 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Explicit content was only banned in public community imgur posts, it was perfectly acceptable for private hosting, the new TOS explicitly involves banning/deleting explicit content outright even if it's only hosted privately * Also deleting all images uploaded by non-registered users is gonna create a huge graveyard of deadlinks * deadspatula: Fox has multiple trials over the same facts. A court could not have compelled an apology. Fox was never going to conceed to apologize. It would much rather have fought in the appealate court to limit damages. Anyone ever expecting an admission of guilt while fox was in seperate litigation was going to be dissapointed. * Because Pai's alliegence was to the lobbists who rewarded his brown nosing with his current position. Thats why he took the job in the first place. * Samuel Abram: very fair * I blocked my first person on Discord and it was someone on the Mastodon discord calling @Mike Masnick a “shill for Google” and a “free speech extremist”. * Basically, he sounded exactly like one of the trolls Techdirt often gets. * He also blames Section 230 for the election of TFG in 2016. What? It’s a total non-sequitur. * I rarely block people on discord, but that one took the whole cake and claimed it was a lie (metaphorically speaking). * Look, if this person made fair criticisms of Mike, I wouldn't have blocked him. But when I tried to offer counterevidence, he was like "You can't convince me!" like a denier. Better to block him. * deadspatula: Im at this point confused as to what Musk thinks Microsoft Ads was doing? Like he talks like it was another tweetdeck or something, providing the twitter feed without the ads? But from microsoft's description of the platform being affected, this prevents Microsoft ad customers from buying ad space on twitter? * Mike Masnick: No, it is basically a tool for managing corporate tweets AND ads. So it is tweetdeck like. * Lol. That's funny. There are always some folks like that. There was a congressional staffer who sent a good friend of mine a long rambling complaint about how i was a big tech shill when my friend suggested he read an article by me. But the bizarre thing was, the article in question was one where I was explaining how problematic a policy proposal was because it would strengthen big tech * pyrex: oof!! * that's a confusing take to me! i feel like the blog is pretty monofocused on legal thuggery, which tends to make it pretty opposed to big tech, even if like superficially it sides with one tech company over another tech company sometimes * John Roddy: I'm still waiting for my check. * Every time I suggested that Copyright maximalist policies were less than ideal, I was accused of being a Google shill. * mildconcern: I have literally worked for George Soros and not once did I get read into his secret plot to take over the US government for the UN world cabal in return for millions for my silence. I felt a lot of FOMO. * Samuel Abram: @Timothy Geigner Regarding this article in the Crystal Ball: [link] https://www.techdirt.com/2030/01/01/red-cross-continues-to-want-to-pretend-that-video-game-wars-are-irl-wars/ I actually think the Red Cross is onto something: Maybe there should be a game (or mod or whatever) where people adhere to IRL rules of engagement instead of having a typical FPS free-for-all! * I think the Red Cross just became game designers! * Candescence: Oh welp Elon straight up deleted all "state-affiliated" and "government-funded" labels, probably throwing a tantrum: https://www.npr.org/2023/04/21/1... https://www.npr.org/2023/04/21/1171236695/twitter-strips-state-affiliated-government-funded-labels-from-npr-rt-china * John Roddy: 10 years ago: "We see you just purchased a new washing machine. Would you like to consider purchasing one of these other washing machines?" * Today: "We see you purchased this video card. Would you like to consider purchasing these other $1k+ video cards?" * pyrex: as a walking bitcoin, this makes sense to me! * mildconcern: https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/... https://twitter.com/CooperCodes/status/1649559104627834880 * Tomac: It'd be neat if we all just stopped giving traffic to the bird site. * Let it become the new AM radio. * Samuel Abram: Everybody: I want to announce that I read Chapter II: Subchapter VII of the Penguin edition of the Upton Sinclair tome _OIL!_ at my local Barnes & Noble without paying for it. I'm awaiting a lawsuit from Penguin any second now… * Candescence: Uh, Tucker Carlson is gone from Fox News?? * https://twitter.com/axios/status... https://twitter.com/axios/status/1650524593923260416 * BentFranklin: It's too bad that FO comes so long after FA but it'll have to do. * Candescence: https://twitter.com/srl/status/1... https://twitter.com/srl/status/1650527565671542784 * Something happened _all of a sudden_ that caused Fox to yeet him * The lawsuits might've been a factor at least but nobody knows what the hell is going on * Definitely not an amicable parting tho * Tomac: He's such a big fan of them, maybe he tried to stage a coup at fox * mildconcern: Maybe he was due to make exactly $780 million in the next 10 years and they did the math * Bode: i suspect they've discovered some nasty messages or tapes tethered to that sexual harassment lawsuit that will be revealed in time. can't imagine what he said or did to cause king propagandist murdoch to implement actual accountability * Candescence: The MS Activision merger is dead at least for now, the UK CMA has announced they're blocking the merger. * But not for the reasons you'd think - apparently the sticking point is *cloud gaming* of all things. * Which is baffling considering how small and irrelevant cloud gaming is atm * mildconcern: The MS response is also downright angry. Threatening, even. * I wonder if they'd just pull up stakes and leave the UK gaming market if it stands. Another Brexit Benefit! * Candescence: I'd be genuinely surprised if they actually were desperate enough to do that * Tomac: I read that response as a threat as well. Interesting path to take when you're trying to persuade them. * mildconcern: Right. Means they think they have leverage I suspect. I wonder what their UK numbers are like. the UK is a lot more bully able lately, but I'd not have thought it had gone that far. * Samuel Abram: If that were the case, it makes me think of the principle as to why Google pulled out of markets due to things like link taxes. The main differences are that Google was pulling out due to impossibility of doing business, and Microsoft would (theoretically) pull out for prevention of getting bigger, so technically, different principles. * Candescence: I'm noticing conversations about Bluesky are being tainted by the fact that Jack Dorsey is the face of it as people think it'll just be another libertarian techbro pipedream because of that * BentFranklin: One bright side to this Wizards of the Coast / Hazbro debacles is millions of young adults are getting a history lesson about the brutality of the capitalists resisting unionization and waking to the reality that it's not over. * Mike Masnick: yeah, it's a bit frustrating, especially since jack has basically written off bluesky, has made it clear he disagrees with the direction they're going in, and the bluesky team has publicly described how they're moving in a different direction than jack wanted. People freaking out about it because of Jack don't realize that it's not a jack project * The bluesky team is incredibly thoughtful in how they're going about things. they'll make mistakes, but it's not going to be a "libertarian techbro pipedream" * Candescence: Oh, interesting, I didn't know that - what's got Jack's feathers ruffled in this instance? * Or is it just a case of vague disagreement with no publicly known reasons * Mike Masnick: No, he's been pretty clear that he (1) doesn't think bluesky should be so much like Twitter and that it should be more different and (2) he disagreed with the idea that they should build out content moderation tools before launching * mildconcern: So he was in the "let a thousand Nazis bloom" school? * I suppose that's not surprising * pyrex: i realize this isn't a thing everyone cares about, but has bluesky hinted at a pivot towards cryptocurrency features? * Candescence: I'm pretty sure they've ruled out any kind of crypto integration * pyrex: i wouldn't be that offended by their existence, but i would be if the platform decided to move into that only after getting a captive userbase and i guess i'm looking for foreshadowing * mildconcern: that could also be part of what turned Dorsey off * if I remember right he is/was into crypto * pyrex: i definitely wanna clarify, i wouldn't use the service if it had crypto features, but like, i probably won't use it anyways and it's ok for things to exist that aren't for me * suddenly springing it on people and hoping platform lock-in keeps people there would be pretty unethical though, IMHO * Mike Masnick: bluesky has no crypto. jay has been clear from the very start (from before she was hired, actually) that even though she's worked in crypto, it makes no sense to build a social network on crypto. * but because she worked in crypto, and because of jack's "involvement" many people assume that it's a crypto project * pyrex: thanks, that's what i was hoping to hear! * Mike Masnick: before she was hired, i was actually in a meeting with her and some other folks, including a group that is trying to build a crypto-based social network, and she was quizzing them on why, and asking what benefits they thought it brought, and just kept pushing them when they tried to handwave around things. so she's not anti-cryptocurrency by any stretch, but she's one of the most practical and thoughtful people i know on this stuff. she's very focused on building a good service, not based on ideology, but on what's actually good * pyrex: that's pretty reassuring! i briefly used uh, i think steemit? like, in at least one case i saw jack dorsey float the idea of using crypto-based cash tipping instead of likes. i understand why this is appealing to people and at the same time i don't like the kind of content this incentivizes people to make * Mike Masnick: jack was floating that idea on nostr, which is also interesting (to me) but i doubt will go mainstream * pyrex: it's in "i probably won't use it, it should definitely be allowed to exist, maybe i will like it in four years" territory to me * i don't really understand nostr's fixation on censorship, which is very frequently a dogwhistle * i kinda like their protocol design, it looks to me like it does not attempt to do very many things and would probably scale pretty well. with standard cryptographic protocol problems like "if you lose your key, heaven help you" * John Roddy: Wait... He *disagreed* on moderation tools being built out before launch? * Cathy Gellis: I don't understand that. But I also don't understand how anyone could have volitionally decided to be a minority shareholder in a platform Musk was about to take over, so I have already been perplexed by his judgment. * John Roddy: Especially right after so many other ones launched and immediately slammed into exactly the same problem of bad moderation policies * mildconcern: It would save them not at all if the network were not explicitly aimed at crazy right wingers like so many of those were, too. Maybe that would delay the pain by a day. * Candescence: I think the only other main competitors that are worth watching so far are Mastodon, Post and Hive * Mike Masnick: Yeah, I'm perplexed a bit by that as well, but... * there's also T2 and spoutible. spoutible seems... very questionable to me. T2 is... fine. But, it just looks like a twitter clone. I think if they were smart, they'd quickly adopt the AT Protocol once bluesky releases federation details * BentFranklin: Is there a way to get techdirt in dark mode? * Mike Masnick: not currently, no * Candescence: So the Writer's Guild of America has started striking, and this was one of their demands that the studios rejected: https://twitter.com/pmiscove/sta... https://twitter.com/pmiscove/status/1653249330239909888 * According to the guild, the counteroffer was "annual meetings to discuss advancements in technology". * Even though it's quite obvious to everyone what the end goal the studios have with AI is, aka eventually reduce as much involvement of writers in the actual writing process as possible * MSR4: [link] https://www.techdirt.com/2023/05/02/pornhub-says-no-more-porn-for-folks-in-utah-unless-they-know-how-to-use-a-vpn/ This is so stupid. You can not legislate morality. Just like attempts to ban Usenet in the 90s because some teen could take a few text messages, mush them together, and get a nude photo. Or heading over to a friends house to view his dads playboy, there is nothing going to stop people from seeking out this material. What is the end game, ban all porn in the US. Great, everyone will move their opeations overseas. Then what, block internet connections to those countries? Even North Korea and Iran is accessable from the Internet, not to mention Tor. It is stupid virtual signaling to get around parents not wanting to monitor what their kids are doing online and take responsibility for their actions. * Mike Masnick: yup. * Samuel Abram: I would say this is as copyrightable as Naruto's selfie: https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki... https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1653093584042614792 * Actually, I wouldn't mind this monkey script replacing Lorem Ipsum... * BentFranklin: “material harmful to minors” Today it means porn. Tomorrow it means information on guns and climate change. * Maybe Nintendo should hire the Pinkertons. * Samuel Abram: I chuckled. https://twitter.com/amatsujanait... https://twitter.com/amatsujanaito/status/1653518113697144832 * Happy Bandcamp Friday! Today, I have released a single I had long finished but didn't have the cover art done until now: Lo, a track by the band Genesis on the Sega Genesis (Mega Drive outside of North America), Mama (with the vocaloid MEIKO)! [link] https://ironcurtain.bandcamp.com/album/mama-feat-meiko * Mike Masnick: i want to delete this spam, but the response is so good that i feel like i have to leave it. * Samuel Abram: [video] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7GdDLbm55U * mildconcern: I'm going to be hiking in the Canadian rockies this summer for a couple weeks. This video was a good chance to practice my Canadian language skills. * "Abooot.....aboooooooot....." * Samuel Abram: @mildconcern I swear, I've been to Canada many, many times, and J. J. is the only one I know who does that. * mildconcern: I've met a couple others who do, but yeah for the most part these days we're all raised by the same TV Become an Insider! 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