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SUPER GAPE COIN

WA HOO!

It's-a me, Mario. And i am-a tired of getting fucked over every time I try to
save the princess. Just-a deez fuckin' turtles, and Bowser fuckin me every time!
Look at my ass, it used to be thicc as a Koopa shell, but now it's as loose as
Princess Peach's lasagna flaps.

But fear not, SUPER $GAPE COIN is here to change our lives! We've all been
fucked before, but with $GAPE , we're gonna fuck 'em right-a back. This coin
is-a more bullish than Yoshi charging through the Mushroom Kingdom, trying to
help me rescue that-a fuckin princess. I've saved all my Power-Up mushshrooms,
and I've engineered a pump so massive, it'll make the Mushroom Kingdom tremble!

We're gonna ride this $GAPE -powered Bullet Bill straight through Bowser's ass
and take that damn Peach home. Fuck those lousy gold coins, we'll build new
castles on the many moons of the Kingdom with our Princess Changing Money!

Mario never backs down, and with the gang, we're gonna pump-a $GAPE on a
legendary journey and retire once and for all from those pesky turtles. It's
time for an adventure like no other!

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