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50 TIMES PEOPLE WERE HILARIOUS SMARTASSES

by Abby Heugel
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It takes a certain type of person to appreciate sarcasm in its finest form, and
that would be a smartass. While they might sometimes get a bad reputation for
their behavior, when done right, smartassery is a thing of beauty.

From perfectly worded replies to passive-aggressive notes to finding the perfect
place to park their car, these people belong in the Smartass Hall of Fame.



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I’m sorry. It had to be said — they’re right.




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When you don’t see the answer you want, you have to make the answer you need.




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What will you pick? Nobody knows! Except the smartass who organized this.




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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the letters U and I together. But
you know what? N and O are already there.




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She told her son to eat half his hot dog. He ate half his hot dog.




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No, he certainly isn’t flying anymore. It seems the anti-flyer flyer was
effective.




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Who knew? Water is wet!




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Super clever, but I have to wonder: Was it a really big problem having people
post bills on a fence? So many questions…and Bills.




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It is a really nice fabric, that much we know. But cotton is just much more
breathable.




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They should have been more specific.




A brilliant mooove.




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Hey, they’re not wrong. That’s kind of how years work.




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And then there are those rebels that went with an “X” and a smiley face.




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Technically speaking, they are correct. It doesn’t get any harder than that.




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Try and say that five times fast.




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“I don’t want to date my lunch. I don’t even really like my lunch that much.”




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Come on, now. Didn’t you take time to spellcheck?




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Or you could, you know, maybe throw the yogurt out? Just a suggestion.




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Strike one. Strike two. Strike three.




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I don’t think that’s what they had in mind, but how can you argue with that?




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We all scream because it’s too cold and cramped in the freezer to truly enjoy
the ice cream.




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Maybe consult Web MD for some natural relief. Or prunes.




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Spell check is your friend, even if the scientist and surgent are not. And in
the time you spent making the sign, you could have changed the roll.




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At least they’re polite about it. Nothing is better than free.




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The bad news is that you failed the quiz. The good news is that you scored some
points for creativity, which unfortunately, mean absolutely nothing.




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Haven’t we seen this before? I’m having deja vu.




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I’ll drink to that! And anything else you have to say.




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Brownies. You don’t mess with brownies.




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The first guy struck out with dating his lunch and now this guy got friend zoned
by the cans. The struggle is real.




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I’m thinking doc could work on his bedside manner a little bit. Homicidal
threats aren’t very becoming.




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His mom told him to “clean the bathroom like the Queen of England is visiting.”
What? He listened!




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Listen, Siri isn’t here for any of your crap. She’s a tough-talking robot and
she’s going to stand up for herself.




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Clever, but like, as a person who loves following rules, this is giving me
agita. I love rules.




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They should have committed to the bit and had a whole tableau of a fallen
ladder, person sprawled out, letters everywhere.




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Making fun of spelling errors is a great American pastime and it brings me great
joy whenever I witness someone doing it.




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I hope this person always walks around with a Sharpie and a picture of Tom Hanks
and does this on every garbage can they see. Whoever is responsible for this
should win a Nobel Peace Prize.




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In case you didn’t already think that the guy driving the bright orange Tesla
was a jerk… Here’s his license plate.




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Look, it’s all about hustle, and person number two has hustle. They also
probably have a new iPod Touch.




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They say that dogs can’t read but come on! This is too perfect. I think we got a
little Einstein pup on our hands.




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What? It’s not locked to the stair railing at all…




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This is a big decision! Which rack of water has been in there the longest? I
need the coldest bottle.




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Sometimes you pay a price for being a smartass. Yes, a literal price.




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That’s some good advice from a mug. Thanks, mug.




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Spelling is important, people! This is how you end up with pasta strainers on
your refrigerator!




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Forget Bills… We need Ushers!




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Oh, knives are supposed to be sharp? I didn’t realize that. Thank you so much,
knife, for telling me what the purpose of a knife is. Really, thanks so much.




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There’s almost nothing funnier than when someone responds to a rhetorical
question. Classic smartass move.




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You might not want a quote under your senior portrait, but guess what?! You’re
getting one. High school is ruthless.




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This is what happens when you try to cover up graffiti with a different paint
color. It just gets noticed.




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I bet one day it won’t be terrifying for a vending machine to speak back to us,
but until that day, I’ll be keeping my dimes and quarters, thank you very much.






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