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REX’S RISIBLE RETINUE




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-I don’t know you




(I.e. we have never talked like ever)






































































BIG THINGS TO KNOW



Your mom/j

-I’m absolutely shit at texting so don’t take my silence as an I hate you or
anything

-(for IRLS) if I’m actively talking and continuing a conversation with you, good
job!! You’re one of the lucky few! (Besides you I’m basically the quiet kid)

-When I was younger I had a big “murder phase”. Would I have actually killed
someone? Idk. If that doesn’t keep your dick hard, I advise you to get out
quick. (I don’t have those thoughts as much anymore I promise)

-(for IRLS) If I don’t randomly come up and say hi all that often, it’s usually
because you’re with other people who I don’t know as well. It’s not that I don’t
want to talk to you, I just kinda feel like I’m invading your space




























































HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I'M GOING IN!

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

THE DISTORTIONIST

Ghost and Pals

YOUR BODY, MY TEMPLE (SONG)

Will Wood

NOEL'S LAMENT

Kholby Wardell, Scott Redmond & Ride the Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording
Ensemble

MR. CAPGRAS ENCOUNTERS A SECONDHAND VANITY: TULPAMANCER'S PROSOPAGNOSIA /
PAREIDOLIA (AS DIRECT RESULT OF TRAUMA TO FUSIFORM GYRUS)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

LOVE, ME NORMALLY

Will Wood

THE MAIN CHARACTER

Will Wood

THE U & I IN SUICIDE

That Handsome Devil

RULER OF EVERYTHING

Tally Hall

¡AIKIDO! (NEUROTIC / EROTIC)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

AMNESIA WAS HER NAME

Lemon Demon

CUPID

Jack Stauber's Micropop

ART OF MEEEEE





THE SOUL ECLECTIC

Chonny Jash

SHUT ME UP

Mindless Self Indulgence

SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

Alice Lee & Elle McLemore



PLACEHOLDER



Interests.ipaddress



-Will Wood

-FNAF

-Gacha Life

-Minecraft

-The Stanley Parable

-Splatoon

-Kirby

-Clothes

-Musicals

-Ancient Greece/Rome

-WHITE PICKET FENCES, BARBED WIRE-

-Sleeping

-Looking At Old Houses

-Other stuff 





















































Send anonymously ✍️🤫

I feel so sigma🥰

BRO I’M SO COOKED THESE ARE RELATABLE

HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I'M GOING IN!

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

THE MAIN CHARACTER

Will Wood

LAPLACE’S ANGEL (HURT PEOPLE? HURT PEOPLE!)

Will Wood

MORE ABOUT ME



Info



-I tend to randomly bring up my childhood and my past, usually when the
conversation dies down. This is Normal trust

-I don’t like it when people make fun of what I’m afraid of. Despite my family
doing it all the time

















































Thing I’m afraid of/dislike greatly



-Spiders

-Loose hair

-Glitter

-When people call everyone’s attention to me

-Bugs in general

-Balls(when they come for my face)

- Family Reunions

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MEME COLLECTION!!!!!




































































I’M GOING TO STEAL YOUR MEMES





Personal Favs (Will Wood Edition)

WILLARD!

Will Wood

AGAINST THE KITCHEN FLOOR

Will Wood

COTARD'S SOLUTION (ANATTA, DUKKHA, ANICCA)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

6UP 5OH COP-OUT (PRO / CON)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I'M GOING IN!

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

MR. CAPGRAS ENCOUNTERS A SECONDHAND VANITY: TULPAMANCER'S PROSOPAGNOSIA /
PAREIDOLIA (AS DIRECT RESULT OF TRAUMA TO FUSIFORM GYRUS)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

WHITE KNUCKLE JERK (WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?)

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

CHEMICAL OVERREACTION / COMPOUND FRACTURE

Will Wood and the Tapeworms

YOUR BODY, MY TEMPLE (SONG)

Will Wood

WHEN SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU (SONG)

Will Wood

SUBURBIA OVERTURE / GREETINGS FROM MARY BELL TOWNSHIP! / (VAMPIRE) CULTURE /
LOVE ME, NORMALLY

Will Wood

LAPLACE’S ANGEL (HURT PEOPLE? HURT PEOPLE!)

Will Wood

LOVE, ME NORMALLY

Will Wood

OUTLIARS AND HYPPOCRATES: A FUN FACT ABOUT APPLES

Will Wood

2ECOND 2IGHT 2EER (THAT WAS FUN, GOODBYE.)

Will Wood

I just realized this whole thing is just Will Wood 💀




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