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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 11, 2013


BANGERZ THAT AZZ UP




Today is music day around these neck of the woods and if you were unaware, my
bestie Miley released her new album on Tuesday and it's nothing short of
incredible. Even if you are the least fan of her possible, I urge you to
continue reading because she knocked it out of the park on this one and you'd be
crazy not to give it a shot. 


I'm taking today's #backthatazzup post and transforming it into Miley-palooza
because I think you all need to give her new album a listen and also because I
want to share my favorite tracks off of the album and why.




Adore You
I love lying next to you
I could do this for eternity
You and me were meant to be


This is by far one of my most favorite tracks on the entire album. The lyrics,
the vocals, the emotion behind it. I relate to this one so, so much and it's on
that continues to run on repeat since Tuesday.



Drive

Drive my heart into the night
You can drop the keys off in the morning
Cause I don't want to leave home, without your love


From the beat to the lyrics to that perfect raspy tone her voice carries
throughout this song, I am obsessed. This is another one I can't get enough of
and can't take off repeat. If you're willing to give any song on this album a
chance, this is the one.




Wrecking Ball

I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in


While I realize this one has already been mainstreamed, it's really an amazing
song, even despite anyone's feelings towards the music video. The lyrics in this
one are something I think anyone who has suffered heartache can seriously relate
with. I don't know, even being in a my current state of pure twitterpation, I
can't help but to let this one take me away. 




#GETITRIGHT

This is the first time I get to see
Things I've never seen in my life
You make flowers grow under my bed


Ok, so admittedly, I'm a total sucker for lyrics pertaining to sex. Probably
because my head is typically in the gutter, which you'd know if you've ever
talked to me for point two seconds or more. In addition to the naughty lyrics in
this one, the beat gets me all sorts of happy.


Also, if you haven't watched this acapella version of We Can't Stop, take a
second to because it's just awesome.






And those are my top four pics from the Bangerz album, even though I could
honestly listen to the entire thing on repeat, from start to finish, all day
long. Which, really, is what I've been doing since Tuesday. This album totally
knocked it out of the park and I think she definitely gave herself a lot of
credibility with it.

If I had to pick a least favorite, and it's not even a total hate because I
don't skip it by any means, it'd be 4x4.

Anyways, the entire album is amazing and if you haven't listened you've got to
put it on your to-do list. Now, go link up and if you use Miley, I'll be even
more excited about you.



It's #backthatazzup Friday!


The purpose: To start our weekend with some fantastic jams.
The station that inspired it: "Back That Azz Up" on Pandora Radio.
The rules: Link your jams up and have a jam sesh with all of us!

Click here for a tutorial on how to embed a song in your post.




Happy Friday!
Grab a button, pick your jam, link up and let's get this weekend started off on
the right foot!



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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 10, 2013


HELLO GORGEOUS - GETTING READY FOR DATE NIGHT


Every once in a while I'll get an offer to review a set of products that I'm
actually interested in but have zero clue as to how the hell I'm going to put on
the song and dance, if I like the product, because of the type of products they
are. Case and point, today.




A few weeks ago I came home to a box full of goodies made specifically for my
beer catcher. To say it was slightly comical to open a box full of dental
products would be an understatement and bear was sure to throw a few jokes my
way pertaining to the company Hello Products and how they clearly thought I
needed a little help.

I've seen this line of products at Walgreens and have been intrigued by their
modern packaging and fun flavors, so it was nice to be able to try a few
different ones on for size. Come to find out, I'm quite a fan! Especially their
twist on mint toothpaste that I got to try in Hello pink grapefruit mint flavor.
Seriously tastes so good.





Taking care of my teeth is extra important these days because I've got this
studly man candy to impress on the regular. I can't have funky smelling breath
when my bear comes in for a kiss, if you catch my drift. I keep it so fresh and
so clean in the mornings and nights with my Hello toothpaste, an extra little
swig of Hello mouthwash when we get home from meals and/or the bar, and
throughout the day with Hello breath spray.


Definitely be sure to visit Hello's website and find some of their products near
you to try them out. They're animal cruelty free and all made here in good old
'Merica! I'm off to go steal a few smooches from bear now that my mouth's
deliciously fresh but don't be too jealous, you can enter to win your own set of
delicious Hello products.




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WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2013


MY SUPER SOBER 21ST BIRTHDAY


I am very (very) late for class today, but I promise I have a decent
explanation. You see, 5 lovely blogging ladies (Juliette, Allie, Sami, Adriana,
and Brittany) have decided to host a little link up today for us blog peoplez to
discuss our 21st birthday. In typical me fashion, I woke up this morning
completely unprepared but really wanting to participate, so I made the executive
decision to show up late to class. I'll try to make your wait worth it, Teach, I
promise.

You see, I took my 21st birthday very seriously, as I'm sure most of you could
probably have guessed. Not only did I go out at midnight the night of, a large
group of my friends and I took a school bus turned party bus to a night club in
downtown Orlando and proceeded to swim our way through 8 bottles of liquor. Mind
you, that was after my close friends and family had birthday dinner over 6
bottles of champagne.

It was quite the evening.


July 31st, 2008



When I got home from work on the eve of my 21st birthday my ex-fiance (boyfriend
at the time) had a pretty sweet spread waiting on me and that cake was straight
from Coldstone, aka one of his most favorite cakes, but that's neither here nor
there. I gave him the cake and helped myself to the fully stocked fridge of
booze to pregame my midnight celebration.




Luckily, nearly all of my friends had already turned 21 so I was able to scoop
up a few for the midnight celebration. We hoochied up and my boyfriend at the
time drove our eager asses to a bar downtown at precisely 11:56pm. To say I was
excited to get carded would be a vast understatement.




And then I was that girl who took a picture of the clock that night.
I wish I could say this was a one time occasion but, typically, I end up with a
midnight clock shot every year. Sorry, I'm kinda sorry. Soberly admitting this
is slightly shameful.




We did some damage that night and things ended up pretty weird, as you can see
by my napkin hat.



August 1st, 2008 - My 21st Birthday, bitches.
Ooooh, the day I never, ever want to re-live (like, ever), which ironically was
one of the best days of my life.




We had dinner at the restaurant my parent's owned at the time with a few family
members and my close friends. Somehow I ended up managing to get pretty trashed
from the get-go at said dinner. I didn't hate it.




Did I mention I was dressed as a cupcake? Yeah, because that definitely
happened.
Holla, Betsey Johnson.




This is pretty much the gist of the people we shoved into the party bus that
night... I can't say for sure, because you're about to see a 21 year old blonde
girl who absolutely blacked out on her birthday, but I'm pretty sure more people
showed up and met us at the club later.




My big brother even came with us... he brought his pit stains and everything!






The party bus was.... insane. It had a stripper pole, which I managed to stay
far away from thankfully, and couches all around the perimeter. If I remember
correctly, which is questionable, there were also a bazillion crazy party lights
and a disco ball. I wish that sucker would drive me around on the regular,
really.




This is the soberist photo I have of myself from this night, and most definitely
for the rest of this post.




When we got to the club, bottles of liquor lit on fire were being passed all
around me. I'm not really sure who agreed to let those things near me in my
state, but no one died so I guess it's all gravy. If you can't tell from my
expression, I was happier than Honey Boo Boo sitting in a bucket of sketti and
ketchup.




At one point through the night I made my best friend come with me to the
bathroom because I was so full and needed to puke. She held my tiara while I, so
lady like, proceeded to vom champagne, cake, vodka, and god only knows what
else, like a champion. Once I was done, I gave the ol' vodka catcher a rinse and
we headed back out to the dance floor to continue the festivities.

I'm fairly certain my friend and I are still the only ones who know about this
little puke break to this day. Well, and now whoever reads this, I guess.




Keeping the duck face real since '08, y'all.

Also, I believe that is my sad, sad attempt at chucking up my deuces. Nailed it.




I then walked away to go see the bartender that was working one of the bars
downstairs because she so happened to be the one who's ID I had been using for
the last 2 years. (hashtag such a rebel) While I was down there, some woman
introduced herself to me as Chris Rock's assistant and proceeded to buy me three
top shelf cosmopolitan martinis as a birthday gift. I don't really believe that
she was Chris Rock's assistant but, hey, if she wanted to pour $18 martinis down
my throat for fun, have at it, sister.




I know this one's a blurry one, but I'm sure you can appreciate the small
details you can see. I was definitely sober Sally, duh.

Speaking of sober Sally, the boyfriend I had at the time was in charge of
keeping everyone's money together for the bottles that night. He ended up
getting even more hammered than I was and losing half of the money. When it came
time to pay the $6,000 tab (Don't freak out, there were a lot of people and
everyone paid their portion.) he couldn't find the money and decided it was all
my fault. This is when it was really fun having my big brother present... he put
a stop to that yelling real fast. I still owe ya for that one, big broski. 




This is, unfortunately, the last photo of me from the night... I believe I was
attempting to be a rockstar but slightly confused as I'm throwing up the ASL
sign for I love you. Such a hard ass, I am. Also, please note I am holding on to
a fire extinguisher box and leaning against the wall. You can imagine the scene
it was getting that girl up there back on the party bus without face planting in
the middle of downtown Orlando. Oh, if only Instagram video was a thing back
then.


And there you have it, my friends. My calm, low-key, mostly sober twenty first
birthday. Which I never, ever want to relive because I honestly think I'd die.

Really though, I might need to go pop an Advil just reliving the night through
these pictures. Oy.


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TUESDAY, OCTOBER 8, 2013


FIGHTING MY ARCH NEMISIS



A lot of you probably don't know this, but I'm a fashion school graduate. Yeppp,
I've got me a shiny ol' bachelors degree in fine arts for fashion design and
merchandising. See look? I even had to draw and stuff.




Ask me how many years I've used said degree.
Answer: Zero. Goose egg. Nada.
But I promise, I graduated... see?



Oh hey, didn't know I had a big brother and sister that look nothing like me
(because we aren't blood related), did you?

Why? I love the idea of fashion more so than working in fashion.
What I really wanted out of my degree was to go into some type of PR for the
fashion industry, but along the way I got caught up in photography and the PR
dream got lost.

Either way, fashion is apart of me and is really something I do have a lot of
passion for. Unfortunately with fashion comes my arch nemesis... Laundry. Which
I've pretty much made clear I'm not a huge fan of, but when I saw Tide came out
with Tide Pods I was instantly intrigued. I mean, anything to make doing laundry
even a tiny bit more interesting has my vote, am I right? Yes, yes I am.



So maybe I'm a little bit easily amused but I was pretty intrigued with the
whole idea of just throwing the little pac into my washing machine without
having to dump a bunch of detergent into a cap and then have it go everywhere.
Which, by the way, I always manage to drip all. over. the. place. Someone please
tell me I'm not alone here? Also, I feel like I'm constantly using too much or
not enough.. I mean, how does that cap really know how many articles of clothing
I've got set to go for a ride in the machine?

In addition to the convenience and easy factor, Tide Pods were gentle on my
clothes and didn't beat up on them! It cleaned, brightened and fought the
inevitable (wine) stains I always have from being such a klutz. Also, these
little pacs of clean are seriously budget diva approved and we all know how much
I love to ball on a budget! For me, choosing to bathe my most fashionable
clothing items in Tide Pods is a no brainer.


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