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“I’M GROWING OUT MY BANGS”
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“I’m growing out my bangs.”

… is what I told my sister over the phone when she asked, “What’s new?” My days
of unmanageable curls scratching my forehead are over. I’m embracing change. 

“I’m growing out my bangs,” is what I always say to this question. Siblings,
parents, co-workers, friends I don’t see often—it doesn’t matter. It’s a status
update that always satisfies the other party’s need for surface-level banter. 

“What’s new?”

“I’m growing out my bangs.”

“Oh exciting! I’ve never seen you without bangs.”

Dialogue isn’t my strong suit, but you get it.  

For me, it’s less a conversation starter than it is a cheeky diversion away from
what I don’t want to answer.
I’ve always felt particularly averse to the question, “What’s new?” It triggers
a pavlovian pulse of anxiety as my brain decodes what they’re really asking.

“What have you accomplished between now and the last time we were together?”

At its best, it’s a well-intentioned attempt to make my personal progress
time-bound. I can sense their eagerness to chat about career updates, upcoming
travel plans, or my last Hinge date (if we’re sticking to the script of life
updates in your mid-twenties). And it’s frustrating, because in that space
between their question and my answer, I realize I have no lines. No
accomplishment ever comes to mind. That lack of productivity is my biggest
insecurity. 

So instead, I default. “I’m growing out my bangs.”


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01. UNSUBSCRIBING — I’M GROWING OUT MY BANGS.

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02. UNSUBSCRIBING — DROWNING IN A CROWD OF HOT PEOPLE.

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03. BRAINPOP — THE LEGO BRAND GROUP

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04. DEKALB MARKET HALL — LOCAL CULTURE MANAGEMENT

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05. THE HUGH — LOCAL CULTURE MANAGEMENT

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