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 * Features
 * The Usual
   * News from the Front
   * Did You Know?
   * Drunkard of the Issue
   * You Know You’re a Drunkard When…
   * Postcards from Skidrow
   * Helpful Hints for Hoochers
   * Wino Wisdom
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   * Clash of the Tightest Redux
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 * It’s Peter O’Toole’s Birthday. Born in 1932, you probably know this top-form
   English, or possibly Irish, he was never clear on that, actor from movies
   like Lawrence of Arabia, Venus, My Favorite Year, and, if you’re that sort of
   person, Caligula. He was nominated for an Oscar seven times and never took it
   home. Think about that. They invite you to the big show seven times and never
   hand it over. Is it any wonder he always looked more than a little loaded at
   those things? The last two times I would have shown up roaring drunk and just
   demanded the damn statue. So, as you might have heard, Peter was a helluva
   drunkard. As Film critic Robbie Collin put it, O’Toole was “the last of the
   hard-drinking hell-raisers. The O’Toole character that lodged in cinemagoers’
   minds was O’Toole himself: the hellraiser, the champagne and whisky-sinker,
   the garrulous, charm-drizzled sot.” Top quote: “Booze is the most outrageous
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fishing, and big-game hunting, but also barroom brawls, absinthe parties and
wild booze...


GOD, GUTS AND RUM

Richard English
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DR. KEENE’S DOODADS FOR DRUNKARDS

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BOOZE ON THE BRAIN

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Intoxication causes horrific damage to the entire community, or so say members
of the prohibitionist movement across the globe. From MADD, to Islamic
totalitarians, to...


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Before I knew better than to trust my elders,  one of them convinced me that
Ireland and Russia had no rivals as destinations for...


THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE KING

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man...


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Pass through the gates of the border crossing at Tijuana and walk 100 ft. and
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URBAN LEGENDS OF ALCOHOL

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THE RUMOR Workers at the Corona brewery in Mexico urinate in the beer vats.    
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DRUNK IN PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

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GET THAT TEN HIGH SMILE AND OTHER VINTAGE ADS THAT SEEM A LITTLE ....

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And by “mix” we mean, “Does it fuck the lime?” And seriously, if you don’t want
to smell or taste the gin in your cocktail,...


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Sam Austin
Leering men, sweaty and bloated, shoved bills at her. I hated them. They didn't
deserve to look at her, to throw money at her. She...


EPISODE 8: WHITE RUSSIANS WITH ADAM PITTMAN

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Your hosts: Frank Kelly Rich (Founder & Editor of MDM) and Nick Plumber (Poetry
Editor and Travel Writer for MDM). Special guest: Adam Pittman. Music:
Drunken Disturbance by Spiv. Featuring: ...


A BRAVE NEW DAWN

Stanley McHale
It is generally assumed that the drunk is an animal of the night. That we are to
be found prowling the dark jungle of dives...


THE STRANGE CASE OF PBR

Bryan Dent
Pabst Blue Ribbon is a beer of simple pleasures. It didn’t actually win a blue
ribbon, but no one buys Pabst for its award-winning pedigree....


PASS THE BUCKIE

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Maligned, despised, and nearly banned in Scotland. Buckfast Tonic Wine had a
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THE BOOZER’S BUCKET LIST




THE UPDATED 86 RULES OF BOOZING




BOUT 5: JIM “LIZARD KING” MORRISON VS. CARSON “KEEP ‘EM COMING” MCCULLERS




UNDER THE INFLUENCE: DR. HUNTER S. THOMPSON, WHISKEY EVANGELIST




NEWS FROM THE FRONT: THE REVERSE METAMORPHOSIS OF A DIVE




DIVE BAR CONFIDENTIAL




UNDER THE INFLUENCE: CHARLES BUKOWSKI, HIGH LAUREATE OF CHEAP BOOZE




KNOW YOUR BOOZE: EVAN WILLIAMS BOURBON




UNDER THE INFLUENCE: DENVER JOE VASQUEZ, DRINK UP AND BE SOMEBODY




ASK DR. BUUZ-HUND #62




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BOOZE-SOAKED FICTION


HANGOVER HOUSE




GIRL, CRAZY




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ADVENTURES WITH ALCOHOL: GENETICALLY PREDISPOSED




TOP 2020 DRUNXPEDITIONS




KONYAGI: TEARS OF THE LION




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HELPFUL HINTS FOR HOOCHERS: WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP AT YOUR...




ENTER THE EXCITING WORLD OF KITCHEN COCKTAILS!




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DRUNKARD OF THE ISSUE #58: DAN DUNN




INEBRIATE INTERVIEWS


THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE




26 QUESTIONS WITH DOUG STANHOPE




PUNCH DRUNK: AN INTERVIEW WITH DAVID WONDRICH




CLASH OF THE TIGHTEST


BOUT 3: JACK KEROUAC VS. RICHARD NIXON




THE FINALS: GLEASON VS. BUKOWSKI




BOUT 13: HEMINGWAY VS. GLEASON & BOUT 14: BUKOWSKI VS. FAULKNER




THE GREAT DRUNKS


26 QUESTIONS WITH DOUG STANHOPE




PLUM BRANDY




LADIES THIRST, PART 3




HISTORICAL HOOCHING


STRANGE BREWS: JEPPSON’S MALORT




A KILLER DRINK




THE MOURNING AFTER




CHOOSE YOUR BOOZE

Which liquor is going to get you through this political season?

 * Gin: Like Vodka, But Classy
 * Straight Booze, No Chaser
 * Vodka: The Clear Choice
 * Whiskey: Drink Free or Die
 * Scotch: Don't Let the Tie Fool You
 * Rum: Will Fix It or Burn It to the Ground
 * Tequila: The FUN Psychopath



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 * August 2: Peter O’Toole’s Birthday.
   It's Peter O’Toole’s Birthday. Born in 1932, you probably know this top-form
   English, or possibly Irish, he was never clear on that, actor from movies
   like Lawrence of Arabia, Venus, My Favorite Year, and, if you're that sort of
   person, Caligula. He was nominated for an Oscar seven times and never took it
   home. Think about that. They invite you to the big show seven times and never
   hand it over. Is it any wonder he always looked more than a little loaded at
   those things? The last two times I would have shown up roaring drunk and just
   demanded the damn statue. So, as you might have heard, Peter was a helluva
   drunkard. As Film critic Robbie Collin put it, O'Toole was "the last of the
   hard-drinking hell-raisers. The O’Toole character that lodged in cinemagoers’
   minds was O’Toole himself: the hellraiser, the champagne and whisky-sinker,
   the garrulous, charm-drizzled sot." Top quote: “Booze is the most outrageous
   of all drugs, which is why I chose it." 

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