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By Anonymous - 02/06/2023 01:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got naked after coming home. It's super hot where I live and I wanted
to cool down before getting dressed again. As I was standing there, minding my
own business, the cat I'm pet-sitting for a friend reached up and clawed me on
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BOO!

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Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML
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THE STRUGGLE

By Ghostrui - 02/06/2023 06:00

Today, I've realized how badly my social anxiety disorder has affected my
ability to bond with relatives. I sat in silent regret as I listened to cousins
and aunts relate fond memories of our recently departed grandma during family
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NITPICKING

By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 21:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boss told me I may lose my job due to underperformance. I was shocked,
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CHUB RUB

By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 18:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, trying to exercise and be more healthy, I went for a walk but I developed
a friction thigh rash. The rash is so bad I will likely not be able to get on
another walk for days. FML
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You deserved it 72
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JEALOUS GUY

By Are u Happy Now - 01/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend got me and a male colleague written up. He thinks I’m having
a affair because I made a cake and bought a present for his birthday. He made up
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OH, HAI MARK!

By sweet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, I discovered that despite locking the bathroom door of an airplane, a man
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WORST PARENT OF THE DAY

By Not grandma to be - 01/06/2023 18:00

Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have
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BAD BOYS BAD BOYS, WHATCHA GONNA DO?

By yard sale 911 - 01/06/2023 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, our community is having a large collective yard sale. It's also the day
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officers responding and also to a lot of surprised shoppers and neighbors. I'm
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WANKER HORN

By gran ruined masturbation - 01/06/2023 12:00

Today, if I'm out of breath, sweaty, or in a room with the door closed, my
grandmother will loudly yell, "YOU HAVE BEEN MASTURBATING!" as soon as she sees
me. It's been going on for three years. My parents think it's hilarious. I want
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You deserved it 66
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FREELOADER

By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 10:00

Today, my new roommate with I've been living for 30 days told me that we needed
to consolidate our funds. When I said no, they called me a racist Karen. I don’t
have a choice of roommate, due to being in a program. I'm the only one working
and this person has no desire to work. FML
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You deserved it 49
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LOOSEY-GOOSEY

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Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet
was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML
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FREAK

By Anonymous - 01/06/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, my niece came to visit from out of town. It's also the day my partner
tested positive for Covid. To minimize contact, I told her I would take her to
the train station while he isolates. She refused. She then spent the day sitting
as close to me as possible, hoping I was a carrier. She WANTED to catch it. FML
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STRONG KURT COBAIN VIBES

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I've done everything I wanted to do in life. I'm currently 27. Bored out
of my fucking mind. Just call me bored. FML
I agree, your life sucks 179
You deserved it 508
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BAD BOY

By Dammit - 31/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, knowing very well that I need to be more active, I went for a walk. It
quickly turned into a sprint when I was attacked and chased by a dog. FML
I agree, your life sucks 516
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TIKTOK INFLUENCERS GRIND MY GEARS

By ThisIsYourDoc - 31/05/2023 22:00

Today, a patient explained to me what treatment he thought I was supposed to
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but even if I was, I wouldn't do root canal treatments at 2 a.m. in an emergency
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MYSTERY POOCH

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Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in
there for over 3 years. FML
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TMI, MOM

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Berkeley Springs

Today, my mom was on the phone when she decided to blurt out that she got me
probiotics for my stomach issues. FML
I agree, your life sucks 400
You deserved it 109
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SPOILSPORT

By fuck it - 31/05/2023 15:00

Today, my coworkers are giving me the cold shoulder since the idea of having
“office dogs” or allowing employees to bring their dogs to work with them was
shot down due to my severe allergies. I shouldn’t be forced to take meds
unnecessarily just to be able to come do my job. They don’t care. FML
I agree, your life sucks 740
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GLUED UP

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I was grumbling about how they apparently changed the recipe of my
favorite lotion and made it all weird and sticky, when I realized that, no, what
they actually did was design a bottle of shower cream that looks almost exactly
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You deserved it 550
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CORPORATE TASK MANAGEMENT

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 13:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's
when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying
awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the
ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 592
You deserved it 73
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TIMING IS EVERYTHING

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
- Metamora

Today, a cop turned his lights and siren on to pull me over. I pulled into a
parking lot and got a ticket. It wasn't until the cop pulled away that I
realized that I'd pulled into, and interrupted, an on-going funeral visitation.
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THE TALK

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 06:00

Today, I asked my husband if we could start talking about kids. He said sure, so
we talked about kids. Then I asked if we could maybe start trying to have kids,
and he said, “Absolutely fucking not, are you mad? What’s wrong with you?” FML
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JUMPING THE GUN

By just lookin out - 31/05/2023 03:00

Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost
it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re
poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me
for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
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GET ON WITH IT!

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 00:02

Today, I told my fiancée I was going to the gym. She gave me a dozen "quick,
easy errands" that took me over three hours to finish. When I was done, I called
her and said I was going to the gym now. She yelled, "You still haven't gone?
You've been out for days! What have you been doing?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 774
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TWO SIDES

By GET A BABYSITTER - 30/05/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my coworker brought her two children to work again. She's normally a nice
lady and pleasant to work with, but around her children she becomes a total
bitch, to the point that she screams at them for simply asking her a question.
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WIPED OUT

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Today, I had to explain to my little brother yet again that no, socks don't
count as toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 746
You deserved it 2 300
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INSTITUTIONAL

By Anonymous - 30/05/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, although we are Asians, my father told me not to date other Asians,
particularly anyone Chinese or Vietnamese, because I will have nothing but
trouble. He's also not fond of me dating Black or Latino people. No surprise, he
wants me to bond with my old, stupid, white supremacist high school classmate
again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 670
You deserved it 132
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NOT TO MENTION THE MUFFLED DIALOGUE

By Anonymous - 30/05/2023 15:00 - Germany

Today, I thought of the saying “TV killed the radio star”, because in the show
I'm currently watching it is so dark most of the time that you can neither see
people’s faces, nor what is actually happening. If that’s modern television, we
might just as well go back to radio. FML
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You deserved it 144
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THIS IS AMERICA {RUNNING ON WINDOWS 98}

By ThisIsYourDoc - 30/05/2023 12:00

Today, my hospital provides me with an IT system from the late '90s to manage
the overblown patient documentation requirements of the early 2020s. In one of
the richest nations on earth. FML
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I agree, your life sucks 377
You deserved it 114
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