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DRAWING A LINE UNDER IT ALL

Or rather, due to the constraints of the workings of the modern blogging system,
drawing a line over it all:

 

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The end. We couldn’t even close the site properly. You’ve had the riotous
encore, now please exit the venue :(

filed in IN-STORE MESSAGEBOARD on May.03, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg Comments Off on
DRAWING A LINE UNDER IT ALL




SONY BEGINS REISSUING PLAYSTATION NETWORK PASSWORDS

At least it’s nice that everything’s out in the open.

filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES on Apr.27, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (84)




SINKING PLAYSTATION3 TORPEDOED AGAIN – BY SONY’S OWN TECHNICAL INCOMPETENCE. 77
MILLION LIVES RUINED BY IGNORANCE

We cannot sit idly by and watch the greatest PR disaster of our time unfold
without passing comment. We have therefore acquired SPECIAL DISPENSATION for a
one-off commemorative update celebrating Sony’s latest global crisis.



Obviously we are not savages. We feel a small pang of pity for those 77 million
PlayStation Network users about to find their credit card and password details
up on The Pirate Bay in a convenient multi-part RAR file…



…but that small, annoying pang of humanity is easily eclipsed by the MASSIVE
FEELINGS OF JOY that come from seeing Sony’s already damaged reputation SPREAD
TO THE FOUR WINDS across ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. Even the ones for women.



Anyway. That’s it. Just had a few capital letters building up and it was either
put them up here or start shouting at the wife. Carry on with your lives.

filed in "NEWS", ENEMIES, WAR ON PS3 on Apr.27, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (30)




CLOSEDOWN, MARCH 29TH 2011

It’s time. Or rather, it was time about three years ago and we have only just
got around to making it formal.



I’m going out. Might be some time. Save me a few of those Sonic The Hedgehog
pasta shapes, if they haven’t gone rotten inside the tin. Thanks for everything,
everyone. It’s been character defining.

filed in "NEWS", IN-STORE MESSAGEBOARD on Mar.29, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments
(221)




NINTENDO RELEASE 3DS – WORLD STOPS

Today marks the UK launch of the 3DS, and thousands of COMPLETE IDIOTS queued
all night just to get their hands on one.



Here’s the list of launch games for the 3DS:
PilotWings Resort
Steel Diver
Kid Icarus: Uprising
Mario Kart 3DS
Nintendogs
Animal Crossing
StarFox 64 3D
Paper Mario

Nothing really exciting in that lineup worth forking out £200 for. Also you
could add the prefix “Yet another…” to most of those games. Does the world
really need another Mario Kart? Really?

Bonus material – Nintendo employed a woman to hold their product in a hideous
flash-driven piece of promo fluff on their site.



Seems to have the basic idea, but loses points for thumb placement. 6/10

filed in "NEWS", ACTUAL GAMES, PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Mar.25, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg
comments (23)




HAPPY MONDAY EVERYONE!

Found this. Thought it was an unfunny pretend game. Turns out it’s real, which
is even less funny:



Shall we say midnight, Thursday 24th, my house for the mass suicide?

filed in ACTUAL GAMES, RUBBISH YOUTUBE-BASED UPDATES on Mar.21, 2011 by
Cmdr_Zorg comments (17)




NEW DREAMCAST GAME IN SHOPS

But hang on, what’s this?



Oh. It’s an Xbox 360 reissue.  :(

Blurry photo hastily taken at PC World. On the plus side it was the only bastion
of HAPPY BLUE SKY GAMING sitting on a shelf of dreary 18+ sludge.

filed in ACTUAL GAMES, DREAMCAST LOGO IN REAL LIFE, SEGA IN THE MODERN AGE on
Mar.19, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (13)




THE 2011 VIDEO GAME BAFTAS

It happened a few days ago but I couldn’t be bothered to post at the time

Various sequels won awards against a backdrop of pretentious idiots quaffing
champagne.



Gemma Atkinson was there. Do people still fancy her?



Ben Kingsley and his missus turned up (surprisingly). He must’ve got muddled up
and thought it was the film one instead



Iain Lee was (predictably) there



Blue were (hilariously) living up to their name



That’s your lot for another seven days!

filed in "NEWS", PROMOTIONAL IMAGES on Mar.18, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (12)




GOOD SONIC TOY SHOCKER

It’s only a prototype. The actual retail version will probably end up with
rickets, fat arms, club feet and a spack face.



Should a 31 year old even be contemplating its purchase?

Shamelessly stolen from a site that has regular updates: The Sonic Stadium

If nothing else, it should stop Weatherbox from whinging?

filed in Sonic, TOYS on Mar.11, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (27)




“VINTAGE SEGA DREAMCAST PROMOTIONAL TOWEL – BLUE”

Someone else is having a coming-of-age eBay sale. Mr “Funky Dung” had access to
quite a range of promotional merchandise, it would seem. Or just lots of money
to throw at import shops.

He no longer wants to continue carrying this very absorbent-looking Dreamcast
towel about with him every time he moves house.



He also has an “MTV ‘The Lick’ & Dreamcast crossover t-shirt from when Sega
tried and failed to make Dreamcast hip” up for grabs. Good luck.

filed in "NEWS" on Mar.09, 2011 by Cmdr_Zorg comments (3)



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