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MONTH: AUGUST 2018

Posted on August 22, 2018February 15, 2019


MY BOOK: MINNESOTA WINTERS. CHAPTER 8: SAPLING IN THE FOREST

Sapling in the Forest

 

The blazing hot summer of 1987, the the humid air of suburbia Minnesota is
wreaking havoc on everyone. Blistering hundred and two degrees is killing the
festivities for most graduates, yet JB is enjoying his graduation party in
Shoreview, quite a few people showed up. Mostly family and a few friends, even a
couple of random guests, no one was turned away, everyone brought gifts.

JB along with  Lonnie Douglas and David Feldt, his two closest friends are
hanging out in the living room chatting. Everyone else is in the large back yard
of a two story two car garage house on the corner of Lake Oaks Drive and
Lexington Avenue,  drinking beer and eating cake. Even the Roeders, the backyard
neighbors who have a pool, which they offered people to come and swim as part of
the celebration.

 

Lonnie grabs JB’s hand and leads him into the back laundry room, closes the
door, hands him a photograph. JB looks at it, shocked, stammering to try and get
a word out.  Lonnie chuckles “You’ve been after me since the 9th grade, this is
my gift to you.” Kissing him on the cheek. JB hands her back the photograph.
“You are truly beautiful, but this is not what I want!”

Lonnie wounded “What do yo mean?” JB Looks her in the eye, places his hand on
her shoulder then gently grabbing the back of her neck, pulls her in and kisses
passionately. For what seemed an eternity, a knock at the door interrupts the
moment.

Rose inquisitively, “JB, are you in there?” JB lets out a sigh “Yes Ma.” Rose
stifling her chuckle,  “Well come on, the rest of the people want to spend time
with you.” JB grumbles out, “Yeah ma. Give me a minute!” Lonnie looks at JB and
smiles, slides the picture into his pocket, “The answer is… Always!” she turns
around, opens the door and walks out, JB follows her like a love bit puppy after
a treat.

Lonnie  grabs JB’s  hand and the two of them walk around the massive back yard,
 talking to people randomly. Jb is riddled with questions about the future
plans, immediate and long term, how it felt to be finished with high school.
Rose notices the two through the kitchen window, as she is putting potato salad
into a large bowl. She   smiles, realizing that this is the first time JB is
actually being social, and being happy about it. David, who is sitting in the
octagonal nook, enjoying the air conditioning, starts acting childish and
antisocial, because he is in love with her too, he gets up from the dining room
table, walks outside to where Lonnie and JB are and congratulates JB. Then David
lumbers away through the back garage door to his sky blue buick, jumps in and
heads back to faribault.

 

Most the afternoon the two lovebirds wandered around the back yard talking to
people, discussing a wide variety of topics. After a few hours the two of them
retired to the living room where they sat exhausted on a 6 person couch, facing
the patio door, overlooking the backyard.  Lonnie is half snoozing on JB’s
shoulder, while he had his feet up on the grey three by three artistic coffee
tables that Stanley made, with his head against Lonnies. He chatted with various
people, which didn’t seem to bother her.

The sun disappears over the horizon, everyone starts leaving the party. JB is
sleeping on the couch with Lonnie. She reaches around his chest and snuggles in
with content.

 

Stanley taps JB’s foot, “Wake up.” JB groggily “Yah whatcha want dad?” Stanley
respond “It’s 10:30 pm, you know rules of this house.” JB “yah yah yah…” as he
sits up, shaking Lonnie with his big hand on her head like a basketball.
Jokingly he bobs her head “Doop doop doop… Lon, oh Lonster” She slowly wakes up
“What time is it?” JB glowing “it’s 10:30pm, dad is making me take you home.”
Lonnie groggily replies “no that’s ok, I should have been home hours ago, I’ll
take off here in a bit.”  She gets up and heads down the hall to use the
bathroom across from the laundry room near the garage door. After washing up she
walks out seeing JB is standing by the back door waiting for her.

 

The two of them walk out into the garage. JB reaches up, clicks the button to
open the large door, Lonnie turns around planting another long passionate kiss
on him, JB embraces her back.  She grabs the back of his hand, slides it down in
her pants, JB reacts in shock, tries to pull away she holds his hand in place,
smiling with devilish intentions “Next weekend, I’m coming up!” JB reacting all
giddish, continues feels her up, “I’ll call you tomorrow.” Kissing her again,
she stands there waiting for something to happen, JB cues in, and runs his hand
up her side, putting his large hand on her breast, and squeezes gently. She
plants him one more peck on the cheek “You better call me, or else!” turning
around and bolts to her car in a half dance like run

 

Stanley is in the kitchen drinking a cup of coffee helping Rose put the food
away in the fridge, noticing JB walking down the hall, Looking at the clock on
the microwave, “11:45 pm, Did you have a good time today?” Rose’s snarky
interruption, “He certainly did!” JB turning red, looking at his mother “MA!”,
snorts and walks away into the living room.  Rose chuckling while looking at
Stanley, “Rose, what was that about?” Rose cheeks are burning like embers from
smiling, “Your son just had his first kiss in the laundry room, I caught the too
of them snogging and chatting!” Stanley shaking his head “That’s my boy!”

 

The next morning, Stanley and JB go out shopping for a vehicle. Stanley and Rose
had made an agreement with JB towards the end of the school year,  what ever
amount of money he could raise, upto the day of his graduation, they would match
it. JB spent the as much time working as he could at McDonalds, he is working
his way up to management level.  JB managed to save up 1200 dollars.

The two of them drove around to used car lots, when they came across one in
Blaine, where JB instantly fell in love. A suped up flaming candy apple red 1975
Thunderbird classic. The glistening chrome trims, fifty-inch mag rim tires,
jacked up on keystone struts, buttefly intake, tinted windows, black canvas
retractable roof. “Dad! There!” Stanley looks in the lot, and sees the car,
smiling at the good taste, “Ok let’s go see”

 

After talking with the salesman for a bit, Stanley and JB take the car for a
spin. As soon as JB sits behind the wheel, feeling the rumbling of the engine,
noticing the pioneer sound system, and powered windows. He looks at his dad with
pleading eyes. He puts it in gear and lays out a rubber track in the parking
lot, and blue smoke everywhere. Stanley just about shits himself in awe, “Oh
Hell no! If you are going to act like this, it’s to much car for you!” JB
responds “Sorry Dad, but that power, this thing has a 460 big block engine with
dual exhaust. This thing is a monster!” Stanley amazed at his knowledge of the
car, knew right then and there this was his dream car.

 

They pull into the lot and started negotiations with the salesman who is eagerly
standing outside the door as the exit the car. The sleaziness on him emanating
off him like a stink on turd, Stanley knew it was going to be a tough one. JB
steps up “How about this. You want five grand for it right? I only have twenty
four hundred. You take my money, and I’ll come work on the weekends for you,
washing your cars and give them a run around the block to keep the engines in
good shape for the next 3 months, for free!” the sleazy salesman smiles “Deal!”
Stanley looks at JB, impressed. JB whispers to his dad “You thought all these
years I never paid attention to your business negotiations. I just stepped it up
like you did!” Stanley smiling.  After writing a check and exchanging the title.
JB gets into his new car and starts it up. The salesman “I expect to see you
saturday morning 9 am sharp!” JB looks at him, “You bet, I wont be late!”

JB follows Stanley home, pulls up behind the van, Rose walks out of the house,
looking at the car with disapproval “Stanley! You let him have a street racer?”
JB responds before Stanley could “I’m responsible mother, I won’t get in trouble
with it.” Rose turns around, grunting and mumbling to herself, she walks into
the house. Jb and Stanley look at one another and follow her into the house.

 

.

 

The blistering heat from the long summer only swells with intensity as the
middle of August slips by. JB continues to work on weekend mornings for the
sleazy car dealer, and evenings at McDonalds. He is being promoted to a manager
in training. The long hours were taking it’s toll on his body, but JB didn’t
care, the money was good.

JB started hanging around with the other managers after work.

 

(story about the summer that breaks down family dynamics)

 

November rolls around, JB is heading home from his job, where he worked as a
manager at the  McDonald’s off the Snelling Avenue exit, driving his midnight
blue Rabbit, He notices Traci in her pumpkin pink Pinto trying to flag him down.
JB signals for her to meet him at the house. JB had to be home at a certain
time, as a deal was struck earlier that summer with his parents to purchase the
car. However Traci wanted him to stop, so she tapped him in the back bumper, JB
gets angry and speeds away. Traci speeds on by and cuts him off, slamming on her
breaks. JB barely nicks her car, but enough to notice the damage. Somehow the
front tire blew out from breaking into the gravel. Traci speeds off, JB is
flipping her off while he walks to the back of his car to get the spare and
jack. After finishing up and putting everything away, he drives off home. He
notices Traci’s car in the driveway, and he walks up into the garage, Stanley
and Rose are standing on the steps, Rose angrily “Did you just hit her?”JB
shocked “What’s that crazy bitch saying this time?” Rose runs down the stairs so
fast, it look like she pounced JB, she grabs the keys and yanks them out of his
hand, breaking his right pinky finger, because he always carried the keys with
the ring around it.

JB is in tears from the pain, “You stupid cow! You never listen to me!” Stanley
yells at JB “Don’t you ever talk to your mother like that!” JB yells back “Go
fuck yourself, I didn’t do anything wrong!” Stanley walks down the stairs and up
to JB pushes him “Get off this property, you are no longer welcomed at this
house!” JB shocked “What did I do?” Rose angrily “You smashed up her car, and
you ruined yours!” JB responds with rage, “That cunt played bumper tag with me
because I wouldn’t pull over, I wanted to get home, because she did I got a flat
tire and had to replace it!” Stanley angrily “You hit her intentionally!” JB
looking with absolute hatred for the first time at his father “You two assholes
have always treated me like shit! You never believe a word I say. Give me the
keys I’m leaving!” Rose shakes her head, “No! We we are selling the car, and you
are leaving now!” JB enraged “I only have 500 dollars, one more paycheck to pay
off this car, it’s Mine!” Rose shaking her head still “Nope you broke the rules,
get off this property!”

 

JB notices Traci walking out of the house acting like she’s in tears, He walks
up to her menacingly, Stanley cuts him off. JB stares at her “You won’t ever
know when it comes Traci, but I’m going to get even! I promise my life on it!
Your lying ass is mine!” Turning around, JB grabs a few pages from the discarded
Star and Tribune newspaper pile, rolls up a funnel, walks over to the back of
the car, opens the gas tank, shoves it in. Stanley sees what he’s up to, starts
walking over to him. JB looks at Stanley, “If you come near me, I will kick your
ass! You have made your bed, now you have to lay in it!”

JB lights the rolled up newspaper, the flame shoots out like  mini spiraling
tornado, since the gas tank was full, it didn’t immediately explode, though the
Rabbit does go up in flames instantly. JB walks down the driveway a ways, to
admire his work in hatred, a concussive blast engulfs the inside of the car. JB
glares at Rose with burning hatred, for breaking his finger, the seathing white
light pain coursing his body, sparking an adrenaline rush unlike anything he
felt in the past.

 

As he turns to start walking down Lexington Avenue, he yanks the mailbox off the
post and throws it through the front  windshield of Traci’s car. Yelling back at
her “Bitch, Do you see that… That was intentional, and if I ever see your lying
fat ass again, I will intentionally kill you with pleasure, and no one will stop
me!” Traci stands on the steps behind Stanley and Rose acting all scared and
shocked. Turning his gaze to Rose “Sell that! you stupid old cow!”

 

JB starts walking down the sidewalk along Lexington, Stanley yells out “We are
calling the cops!” JB looks at him, flips him off yelling over his shoulder “Go
ahead you ignorant fuck!”    About two miles down the road, Danny and Dirk came
driving up, breaking hard enough to squeal the tires, Dirk opens the door, “Get
in!” JB jumps into the van, and they drive off to Dan’s house.

 

Dirk is sitting in the back on the conversion bed smoking a joint, Dan is
playing pink floyd with Diana sitting in the passenger seat completely blitzed
out of her mind, Dirk speaks out  “JB we knew that bitch was going to do it, She
was fessing up to Diana about it.” JB looks at him, “So why don’t we go back to
the house and talk to Mom and Dad about it!” Danny interjects “You just torched
your car, the cops are looking for you!” JB shaking his head “Yah I see your
point!” Dan responds “You can crash in my van for a few days until you get your
check from work, we will find an apartment.”

When they arrive at Dan’s house, JB follows Dan into the house, he jumps on the
phone  calling up David, telling him what just happened. David jumps into his
car, drives over to Lonnie’s house, picks her up and starts driving to
maplewood.

 

JB and Dan start walking back out to  the van, Dan speaks out “Just warning you,
you’re brother isn’t exactly playing on a level playing field, watch your back!”
JB responds “Dude… Dirk and I have always had mutual ground, and yet we still
hate each other, called brotherly love!” The four of them lounge out in the
back.  Dan asks “JB you want a hit?” JB shaking his head “Dude! …You know how
violent I get on that angel dusted shit of yours, really?!” Dan smiles “Good
point!” handing JB a beer from his mini fridge under the bed.

 

For three hours they sit in the van talking about how horrible their mothers
are, and their girlfriends.  The brown crown victorians cruiser of the Ramsay
County Sheriff Rolls up behind the van, Dan whispering, “Don’t move, don’t say
anything!” Dan clambers to the front seat,  gets out of the van, starts walking
towards the house. Officer who is driving gets out “Hey you… Have you seen JB?”
Dan turns around, “Nah man, I just got off work, why, what’s up?”  Officer
replies “We need to bring him in for questioning.” Dan looks the officer dead in
the eye “I’ll call you if he shows up, you got a card?” Officer hands him a
card, “Make sure that you do, it’s important that we get hold of him!”  Dan
nods, turns around and walks towards the house, as the officer gets back in his
vehicle and drives off.

 

JB whispers to Dirk “Fucking hell that was a close one!” Dirk responds “you know
mom and dad are never going to allow you to come back home!” JB Looks at him
with saddened eyes “Yah, I know that, but it’s their fault, they didn’t even
listen to my side of it, like they were deadset to believe that lying cunt!”
Dirk taking a puff off his joint, holding his breath for a moment coughing out a
response “Don’t worry, tonight we have something special planned for that red
headed twat!”

 

A few minutes later, Dan walks back to the van and climbs in. “Man we need to
get you out of town JB!” JB nods, “David is on his way up with my girlfriend, I
think im going to go to her parents cabin for a while.” Dirk responds “Actually
that’s a great idea, we should all go there for the weekend.” JB looks at dirk,
“you’re joking me right? After that shit with Mike Meyers at Dawn’s cabin!” Dirk
starts laughing “Fuck man, I thought you were going to kill him for body
checking you into the drink. You were drunk as fuck!” JB looks at Dirk “Asshole,
that’s when that cooky fucking cunt Traci fell in love with me! I landed in the
water in front of her, she saw the whole thing go down with Mike, and she
started kissing me like I was the damsel in distress in needing of comfort..
ech!.”

Dirk laughing, Dan turns around “Yah no shit we saw the whole thing, You could
barely stand, Mike hated you so bad, he didn’t want to miss the chance to pounce
you. You practically flew at her with homing missile lips, that scabby whore
wanted you so bad after that night!” JB shivers “fucking ech, dude! …come on!
Get bent!”

Everyone is laughing, except JB who is only getting more infuriated “That
fucking bucktoothed red haired sow shit bombed my life like a hammer to a pile
of dog shit!” The other three started laughing even harder “Fuck you all!” JB
snorts out in a tantrum. Diane speaks up “JB, we aren’t laughing at your
situation, but you have a very colorful way of making a point, and well,  …no
offense! …That was fucking hilarious!” JB slumps down in the bed, ponders over
what he just said, starts chuckling. “Yah i guess that was pretty fucked up!
Doesn’t change the fact she is an ugly retarded sow!” Dan blurts out “No one
will argue that one!”

 

An hour later David and Lonnie pull up in his blue buick, Lonnie jumps out as
she sees JB exiting the sliding door of the van. “What’s going on!” JB holds up
his ace bandaged hand, purple and bloody “My parents and a skank!” Lonnie looks
at him sternly “JB! Don’t use that language around me!” JB sighs “Sorry hon, I’m
just pissed right now!” Lonnie hugs JB “you need to tell me whats going on.”

JB and Lonnie walk down the road a ways to chat, David gets out of the car, Kyan
Sou arrives on his motorcycle at that moment. Kyan, “Dirk what’s the emergency?”
 Dirk looking at David, then at Kyan “Hey ricecake, your ex just fucked my
brothers life up royally! Time for a little payback!” Kyan takes his helmet off,
interested “I’m all in, what do you have planned?” Dirk, with an evil look on
his face “We have the entire gang coming over!”

Lonnie and JB are walking up and overhear what Dirk said, JB blurts out,
“Everyone but Teri Stenlund and her boyfriend, No offense little brother, but
that side of beef needs to keep her distance from me too. That girl is a side or
of crazy with a mug of stupid in a combo to go!” Everyone starts laughing again.
Diane “JB, …You know this is why we love hanging out with you, you’re fucking
hilarious!” Lonnie is shaking her head trying to hold back the laughter.

JB speaks up, “So Lonnie and I have discussed what’s going to happen, she and I
are going to head up to Ely, we are going to her grandparents since they are on
a month long cruise. Going to her parent’s cabin is out of the question.
Apparently the cops already called her house too looking for me.” Dan blurts out
“Fucking hell is there no bounds to what Traci will do. Fuck that chick is
obsessive!” JB responds “Dude… She shows up at my work every day I’m on the
schedule, and just sits in the lobby staring at me, It’s fucking creepy!”  Dirk
“JB don’t worry, we got this.” Diane nodding “Yes, she needs to be taught a
lesson, she can not get away with this kind of behaviour.”

David, Lonnie and JB jump in the buick and start driving north on highway 96, Jb
blurts out, it’s dark out, we need to stop by my parents house, I need to sneak
in and get some stuff, like clothes etc. David “better make it quick, I don’t
want to get in trouble for this!” JB looks at David with a stink eye “David!
 …you know my skillsets, don’t fret it dude!” David sighs.

 

The park down the road a ways from the house. His parents have been asleep for
hours already, taking his pocket knife out of his back pocket, he flips it open,
slides it under the window to the basement, slides it sideways and unlatches the
lock with a gratting click. He  struggles to slide in. Barely fitting because of
his large figure. Landing on the cement with a dull thump, he looks at his belly
all scratched up. Mumbling to himself. He slowly tip toes up the stairs to the
main level, goes to the laundry room, grabs his hockey bag, goes out to the
garage, empties it out on top of his mothers taurus station wagon.

 

Walking back into the house, stepping carefully, he ascends the stairs purposely
stepping on the sides as to not squeek the stairs,  he quietly passes his
parents room on the right, turns left around the banister, and down to the end
of the hall. Quietly he opens all his drawers dumping ll his clothes into the
bag, grabs all his art supplies, his hunting rifle, and camping gear. Barely
fitting everything in the bag. He opens his window and throws the bag out onto
the grass. Grabbing his backpack, he goes downstairs to the kitchen, grabs as
much food as he can from the pantry, and raids their liqour cabinet. Taking
virtually everything but the gin.

He writes a note on a note pad, “I came here in the middle of the night, to get
all my things! You will never see me again, you were a shit mother and an
absentee father! What happened with Traci and what followed, is Your fault not
mine. But this is absolute. Let the fact I came in the house with out you
knowing it be a testament to how far I will go if i am pushed! Don’t look for
me, don’t think of me! We are no longer a family!” appends it to the fridge with
the magnets. Sighing, JB is thinking to himself, *If only they had listened,
this would never had happened*

He walks out of the house, around the side to the back of the yard, grabs his
hockey bag and cuts through the neighbors yards along the tree line to the car,
opening up the trunk he throws his stuff in.  JB jumps into the car, “David we
have one more stop, let’s go over to McDonalds, I need to speak with Sarah!”
David sighs. “Dinner is on me Dave!” David smiles “Ok!”

 

They arrive at McDonalds, JB walks into the back of the restaurant, into the
managers office, “Sarah, I have to make this quick, here’s the address to send
my last two paychecks to. I don’t have time, and please don’t call the cops on
me, i didn’t do anything wrong!” Sarah who is in shock “What did you do JB?” Jb
shakes his head “Long story short …” Sighing again “Your boyfriends sister shit
bombed my life, and IM getting flak for it!” Sarah mumbling obscenities, “Don’t
worry JB, I’ll make sure you get paid, I’ll even make sure you get a bonus. If
you ever get this cleared up, you’re welcome to come back to work.” JB almost in
breakdown mode “thanks Sarah, I love working with you!”  JB walks out grabbing a
couple of big macs and fries for the road as David pulls up along side the
building, JB jumps in. They head off towards Ely.

 

Dan, Kyan, Diane, Dirk, Terri, and Dawn are in the Van sitting outside of
McDonalds waiting for Sarah and Jake to finish closing up the Restaurant. The
two of them get in their own car and the group drives up to the Rosedale Mall on
Snelling and they park in the lot near Traci’s pinto. Jake blurts out “My sister
is a stupid cunt!” Sarah “this is your sister!” Jake responds “I don’t care for
JB at all, in fact I want to kick his ass for crushing on you all the time, but
I don’t want to destroy his life, he is a good guy!” Sarah “Jake we are close
friends, he kisses my cheek, he’s in love with Lonnie, there is nothing between
us, we are just really close. He wants to be the best man at our wedding!” Jake
looks at Sarah with confusion. Sarah lets out a short laugh “you don’t think I
know? About that boulder in your ganja drawer? Bitch! I’ve been waiting for you
to ask the question, get a pair and ask already!” Jake’s mouth drops, but his
eyes are glistening. Again Sarah lets out another laugh.

A knock at their window, the other six are standing outside. Diana is pointing,
“here comes trouble” Traci is walking out of the building, halfway through the
parking lot, fumbling through her purse, she doesnt realize what is happening.
Kyan and Dan pick her up, and throw her into the van. Everyone piles in after
her.

They all drive over to Turtle lake beach, knowing no one ever goes there at
night. Dirk looks at Traci whose face is beat read, her eyes are swelling up
with tears. “Traci, you have this coming!” Traci begs “Please don’t hurt me, I
didn’t mean it!” Dirk starts laughing, “If you didn’t mean it, why is the law
after him, and why are they showing up at Dan’s house. You tipped them off!”
Traci denies it outright. Kyan stomps on her foot, looking her dead in the eye,
as he slaps his hand over her mouth.

Diane angrily turns around in the seat up front “Traci, you have problems.
Serious mental problems. We have put up with your shit for years. Now you have
two choices.” Traci mumbles something. Kyan pulls his hands off her mouth “What
are my choices?”

Dirk blurts out “First one is my preference, we torture you!” Dan shaking his
head, Diane looks at him and smirks, talking to traci with a side glance “We
take you down to Minneapolis and you commit yourself for a 48 hour evaluation,
voluntarily!”

Traci starts laughing, grabs her purse and dumps it out on the bed. Dirk picks
up several prescription bottles, reading them off out loud “Chlorpromazine,
 fluoxetine, citalopram … Holy fucking shit! You are certifiable!” Dan’s eyes
widen, mouth drops open for a moment “So we have ourselves a bona fide Cybil
case in my van, maybe we should do society a favor and just end her!” Dirk looks
at Dan “Are you fucking nuts? We aren’t going to jail for this skank!”

Kyan opens the sliding door, grabs Traci by her straight red long hair, and
pulls her out of the van, dropping her on the ground. Jake and Sarah jump out
and  walk up to them, the rest of the group exits the van and form a circle
around Traci.

 

Dirk “Here’s the deal, you can either take a beating from all of us, or you can
strip naked, and swim across the lake!” Traci doesn’t hesitate, she starts
removing her clothes down to her underwear. Dirk stares at her “Everything
Traci!” Traci protest “No, this isn’t right!” Diane screams at Traci, “Right?
You have the audacity to complain about what is right, after what you pulled on
one of the sweetest people in our group?” Traci is crying, pleading. Dirk grabs
her by the hair, pulls her close and drops a hammer punch to the nose, “Clothes
or beating!” Traci removes her bra, and panties. Everyone staring at her. Kyan
“You are all kinds of beautiful, but you are nine cats in a bag crazy and stupid
to boot, now get swimming bitch!”

As Traci is entering the water Jake speaks up “Traci, sister or not, what you
did to JB is morally wrong, mentally fucked up, and just despicable. I am
ashamed to have you as a sister, and I will be telling Dad about this when I get
home. Have fun walking back to your car naked!”

Dawn runs after her, “Traci, Know this… If we see your face around any of our
family, or friends again, I’ll sick Stendlund’s on your ass!” Traci crying hard,
shivering from the cool night air, she starts swimming across to the private
beach. Dirk yells out “Don’t even think about stopping by my parents and saying
anything, or next time we will dump your body in the copper mines!”

 

David, Lonnie an JB are pulling into the driveway after the 5 hour drive. David
looks at Lonnie “You were not kidding when you said rustic, there’s no
electricity or telephone poles.” Lonnie nodding “Because of where this place is,
the park service agreed to let my grandparents live here so long as they do not
modernize it. We are in the Boundary Water Canoe Area.” JB “David do you
remember last summer, when we worked for the department of Natural Resources on
the gunflint trail?” David nods. JB “This cabin is a few miles south of the
trail. Since this place was built before the formation of the park, it was given
historical significance and they gave special permission to her family to remain
here.” Lonnie smiles “you were listening to me when I was talking about this.”
JB smiles, “I always listen, even when it appears that I don’t care at the
time.”

 

The three of them haul everything from the car into the cabin. Lonnie starts
rolling the dust covers up off the furniture, JB walks outside with David
gathering up arm loads of firewood for the fireplace. Lonnie “JB can you check
the drums if they are full, and if their are skeeter eggs in them?” JB “No
problem.” As he drops his arm load of logs. “David could you stack those in the
rack please and start a fire.” David quietly starts stacking them, JB walks
outside and unscrews the drums and examins them, looks into the giant stainless
tank. Yelling back int othe cabin “We have water and it’s clean. But it smells a
bit mildewish.” Lonnie responds “No problem.”

Walking over to the shed JB opens the door, unlatches the windmill crank,
walking back over to the  tank he sees the bubbles. Screwing the lid back on. He
yells “We should have water pressure in about an hour if the breeze continues.”
Lonnie “Awesome.” grabbing a bunch of blueish tablets from the bin just outside
the front door, she walks over to the shanti and opens the door, tosses the
pills into the hole. “Holy fucking hell, that stinks!” JB over hears it starts
to chuckle.

 

David walks around the house unlatching the shudders and opening the windows.
Lonnie is walking back into the house, grabbing duct tape from the drawers and
tosses it to David. Incase there are holes in the screen. Just tape em up. David
notices an ice box, “Hey lonnie, if there are no electrical lines, how is it you
have electric appliances here/” Lonnie “There’s a diesel generator in the
trailer under the tarp in back. What the park doesn’t know wont hurt them.”
David shakes his head. Lonnie “My grandpa is a Civil engineer, he figured out
ways to circumvent utilities requirements.”

JB yells out “I’m setting the fish traps, Ill be back in about an hour.’
Disappearing into the woods. David “A river?” Lonnie nodding “Yah we are right
by Burgo Lake. There’s a swampy like marsh attached to it, and a river that runs
southerly from it. Best brown trout fishing ever. We can have trout for dinner
tonight.” David “i love trout, thats awesome.” Lonnie, “If you want, we can take
the row boats out on the lake later and go fishing, that lake is chalked full of
bow, brownies, splake, walleyes, and bass.” David “Sounds like fun.”

A few hours later JB strolls back carrying a branch over his shoulder with fish
dangling from it, strolling over to the fish house, opening the door, and
dropping the fish on the counter. Grabs the handle to the faucet and pumps it a
few times, water starts flowing from the spout. “Well we know the water pressure
is up now. “

Walking into the house with a cedar board filled with filets, “Lonnie, I have
 six trout fillets, mind getting dinner going?” Lonnie startles from her sleep
on the couch. “Mhmm, sure..” JB looks at David “I need you to go outside to the
shed under the windmill and pull the blue painted lever down. Thats going to
slow the windmill down so we don’t blow the water tank.”

JB walks into the bathroom, turns on the shower, touches the water. “Damn this
is cold!” Lonnie hears him, “Sorry I didn’t start the Gennie yet.” JB “Not a
problem. I’m gonna take a sprits I smell like fish.”

 

David walks into the house looking at Lonnie in the Kitchen “Damn that shed is
full of spiders, what the heck.” Lonnie “Yup the Brown recluse is a common
spider in the area, Kill it if you see one. You don’t want to get bit by them.
Your day will suck.”

Few hours later sitting around the table, The sun is going down, Lonnie gets up
and looks around for the lanterns, realizes they are empty, she goes over to the
closet by the fire place and opens it. There are no bottles of oil for the
lanter. “JB I think we need to go to Duluth to do a bit of shopping. “ JB looks
at David. Care if we all go to Duluth?’  David shrugs, gets up from the table,
grabbing his keys off the counter. JB “well that answers that question, come on
the bus is leaving.”

It’s midnight when they return to the cabin, David “Well I don’t think im gonna
drive back to faribault tonight, that’s just to long of a drive. I think I’ll
crash on the couch.” lonnie ‘you can take the spare bedroom if you want.” david,
“I thought you two were sleeping in seperate rooms.” Lonnie just stares at
david.

With the new sleeping bags, camping supplies and bare essentials put away.  JB
and Lonnie retire to the master bedroom shutting the door. David sits down on
the couch staring at the fire.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted on August 22, 2018February 15, 2019


MY BOOK: MINNESOTA WINTERS. CHAPTER 8: SAPLING IN THE FOREST

Sapling in the Forest

 

The blazing hot summer of 1987, the the humid air of suburbia Minnesota is
wreaking havoc on everyone. Blistering hundred and two degrees is killing the
festivities for most graduates, yet JB is enjoying his graduation party in
Shoreview, quite a few people showed up. Mostly family and a few friends, even a
couple of random guests, no one was turned away, everyone brought gifts.

JB along with  Lonnie Douglas and David Feldt, his two closest friends are
hanging out in the living room chatting. Everyone else is in the large back yard
of a two story two car garage house on the corner of Lake Oaks Drive and
Lexington Avenue,  drinking beer and eating cake. Even the Roeders, the backyard
neighbors who have a pool, which they offered people to come and swim as part of
the celebration.

 

Lonnie grabs JB’s hand and leads him into the back laundry room, closes the
door, hands him a photograph. JB looks at it, shocked, stammering to try and get
a word out.  Lonnie chuckles “You’ve been after me since the 9th grade, this is
my gift to you.” Kissing him on the cheek. JB hands her back the photograph.
“You are truly beautiful, but this is not what I want!”

Lonnie wounded “What do yo mean?” JB Looks her in the eye, places his hand on
her shoulder then gently grabbing the back of her neck, pulls her in and kisses
passionately. For what seemed an eternity, a knock at the door interrupts the
moment.

Rose inquisitively, “JB, are you in there?” JB lets out a sigh “Yes Ma.” Rose
stifling her chuckle,  “Well come on, the rest of the people want to spend time
with you.” JB grumbles out, “Yeah ma. Give me a minute!” Lonnie looks at JB and
smiles, slides the picture into his pocket, “The answer is… Always!” she turns
around, opens the door and walks out, JB follows her like a love bit puppy after
a treat.

Lonnie  grabs JB’s  hand and the two of them walk around the massive back yard,
 talking to people randomly. Jb is riddled with questions about the future
plans, immediate and long term, how it felt to be finished with high school.
Rose notices the two through the kitchen window, as she is putting potato salad
into a large bowl. She   smiles, realizing that this is the first time JB is
actually being social, and being happy about it. David, who is sitting in the
octagonal nook, enjoying the air conditioning, starts acting childish and
antisocial, because he is in love with her too, he gets up from the dining room
table, walks outside to where Lonnie and JB are and congratulates JB. Then David
lumbers away through the back garage door to his sky blue buick, jumps in and
heads back to faribault.

 

Most the afternoon the two lovebirds wandered around the back yard talking to
people, discussing a wide variety of topics. After a few hours the two of them
retired to the living room where they sat exhausted on a 6 person couch, facing
the patio door, overlooking the backyard.  Lonnie is half snoozing on JB’s
shoulder, while he had his feet up on the grey three by three artistic coffee
tables that Stanley made, with his head against Lonnies. He chatted with various
people, which didn’t seem to bother her.

The sun disappears over the horizon, everyone starts leaving the party. JB is
sleeping on the couch with Lonnie. She reaches around his chest and snuggles in
with content.

 

Stanley taps JB’s foot, “Wake up.” JB groggily “Yah whatcha want dad?” Stanley
respond “It’s 10:30 pm, you know rules of this house.” JB “yah yah yah…” as he
sits up, shaking Lonnie with his big hand on her head like a basketball.
Jokingly he bobs her head “Doop doop doop… Lon, oh Lonster” She slowly wakes up
“What time is it?” JB glowing “it’s 10:30pm, dad is making me take you home.”
Lonnie groggily replies “no that’s ok, I should have been home hours ago, I’ll
take off here in a bit.”  She gets up and heads down the hall to use the
bathroom across from the laundry room near the garage door. After washing up she
walks out seeing JB is standing by the back door waiting for her.

 

The two of them walk out into the garage. JB reaches up, clicks the button to
open the large door, Lonnie turns around planting another long passionate kiss
on him, JB embraces her back.  She grabs the back of his hand, slides it down in
her pants, JB reacts in shock, tries to pull away she holds his hand in place,
smiling with devilish intentions “Next weekend, I’m coming up!” JB reacting all
giddish, continues feels her up, “I’ll call you tomorrow.” Kissing her again,
she stands there waiting for something to happen, JB cues in, and runs his hand
up her side, putting his large hand on her breast, and squeezes gently. She
plants him one more peck on the cheek “You better call me, or else!” turning
around and bolts to her car in a half dance like run

 

Stanley is in the kitchen drinking a cup of coffee helping Rose put the food
away in the fridge, noticing JB walking down the hall, Looking at the clock on
the microwave, “11:45 pm, Did you have a good time today?” Rose’s snarky
interruption, “He certainly did!” JB turning red, looking at his mother “MA!”,
snorts and walks away into the living room.  Rose chuckling while looking at
Stanley, “Rose, what was that about?” Rose cheeks are burning like embers from
smiling, “Your son just had his first kiss in the laundry room, I caught the too
of them snogging and chatting!” Stanley shaking his head “That’s my boy!”

 

The next morning, Stanley and JB go out shopping for a vehicle. Stanley and Rose
had made an agreement with JB towards the end of the school year,  what ever
amount of money he could raise, upto the day of his graduation, they would match
it. JB spent the as much time working as he could at McDonalds, he is working
his way up to management level.  JB managed to save up 1200 dollars.

The two of them drove around to used car lots, when they came across one in
Blaine, where JB instantly fell in love. A suped up flaming candy apple red 1975
Thunderbird classic. The glistening chrome trims, fifty-inch mag rim tires,
jacked up on keystone struts, buttefly intake, tinted windows, black canvas
retractable roof. “Dad! There!” Stanley looks in the lot, and sees the car,
smiling at the good taste, “Ok let’s go see”

 

After talking with the salesman for a bit, Stanley and JB take the car for a
spin. As soon as JB sits behind the wheel, feeling the rumbling of the engine,
noticing the pioneer sound system, and powered windows. He looks at his dad with
pleading eyes. He puts it in gear and lays out a rubber track in the parking
lot, and blue smoke everywhere. Stanley just about shits himself in awe, “Oh
Hell no! If you are going to act like this, it’s to much car for you!” JB
responds “Sorry Dad, but that power, this thing has a 460 big block engine with
dual exhaust. This thing is a monster!” Stanley amazed at his knowledge of the
car, knew right then and there this was his dream car.

 

They pull into the lot and started negotiations with the salesman who is eagerly
standing outside the door as the exit the car. The sleaziness on him emanating
off him like a stink on turd, Stanley knew it was going to be a tough one. JB
steps up “How about this. You want five grand for it right? I only have twenty
four hundred. You take my money, and I’ll come work on the weekends for you,
washing your cars and give them a run around the block to keep the engines in
good shape for the next 3 months, for free!” the sleazy salesman smiles “Deal!”
Stanley looks at JB, impressed. JB whispers to his dad “You thought all these
years I never paid attention to your business negotiations. I just stepped it up
like you did!” Stanley smiling.  After writing a check and exchanging the title.
JB gets into his new car and starts it up. The salesman “I expect to see you
saturday morning 9 am sharp!” JB looks at him, “You bet, I wont be late!”

JB follows Stanley home, pulls up behind the van, Rose walks out of the house,
looking at the car with disapproval “Stanley! You let him have a street racer?”
JB responds before Stanley could “I’m responsible mother, I won’t get in trouble
with it.” Rose turns around, grunting and mumbling to herself, she walks into
the house. Jb and Stanley look at one another and follow her into the house.

 

.

 

The blistering heat from the long summer only swells with intensity as the
middle of August slips by. JB continues to work on weekend mornings for the
sleazy car dealer, and evenings at McDonalds. He is being promoted to a manager
in training. The long hours were taking it’s toll on his body, but JB didn’t
care, the money was good.

JB started hanging around with the other managers after work.

 

(story about the summer that breaks down family dynamics)

 

November rolls around, JB is heading home from his job, where he worked as a
manager at the  McDonald’s off the Snelling Avenue exit, driving his midnight
blue Rabbit, He notices Traci in her pumpkin pink Pinto trying to flag him down.
JB signals for her to meet him at the house. JB had to be home at a certain
time, as a deal was struck earlier that summer with his parents to purchase the
car. However Traci wanted him to stop, so she tapped him in the back bumper, JB
gets angry and speeds away. Traci speeds on by and cuts him off, slamming on her
breaks. JB barely nicks her car, but enough to notice the damage. Somehow the
front tire blew out from breaking into the gravel. Traci speeds off, JB is
flipping her off while he walks to the back of his car to get the spare and
jack. After finishing up and putting everything away, he drives off home. He
notices Traci’s car in the driveway, and he walks up into the garage, Stanley
and Rose are standing on the steps, Rose angrily “Did you just hit her?”JB
shocked “What’s that crazy bitch saying this time?” Rose runs down the stairs so
fast, it look like she pounced JB, she grabs the keys and yanks them out of his
hand, breaking his right pinky finger, because he always carried the keys with
the ring around it.

JB is in tears from the pain, “You stupid cow! You never listen to me!” Stanley
yells at JB “Don’t you ever talk to your mother like that!” JB yells back “Go
fuck yourself, I didn’t do anything wrong!” Stanley walks down the stairs and up
to JB pushes him “Get off this property, you are no longer welcomed at this
house!” JB shocked “What did I do?” Rose angrily “You smashed up her car, and
you ruined yours!” JB responds with rage, “That cunt played bumper tag with me
because I wouldn’t pull over, I wanted to get home, because she did I got a flat
tire and had to replace it!” Stanley angrily “You hit her intentionally!” JB
looking with absolute hatred for the first time at his father “You two assholes
have always treated me like shit! You never believe a word I say. Give me the
keys I’m leaving!” Rose shakes her head, “No! We we are selling the car, and you
are leaving now!” JB enraged “I only have 500 dollars, one more paycheck to pay
off this car, it’s Mine!” Rose shaking her head still “Nope you broke the rules,
get off this property!”

 

JB notices Traci walking out of the house acting like she’s in tears, He walks
up to her menacingly, Stanley cuts him off. JB stares at her “You won’t ever
know when it comes Traci, but I’m going to get even! I promise my life on it!
Your lying ass is mine!” Turning around, JB grabs a few pages from the discarded
Star and Tribune newspaper pile, rolls up a funnel, walks over to the back of
the car, opens the gas tank, shoves it in. Stanley sees what he’s up to, starts
walking over to him. JB looks at Stanley, “If you come near me, I will kick your
ass! You have made your bed, now you have to lay in it!”

JB lights the rolled up newspaper, the flame shoots out like  mini spiraling
tornado, since the gas tank was full, it didn’t immediately explode, though the
Rabbit does go up in flames instantly. JB walks down the driveway a ways, to
admire his work in hatred, a concussive blast engulfs the inside of the car. JB
glares at Rose with burning hatred, for breaking his finger, the seathing white
light pain coursing his body, sparking an adrenaline rush unlike anything he
felt in the past.

 

As he turns to start walking down Lexington Avenue, he yanks the mailbox off the
post and throws it through the front  windshield of Traci’s car. Yelling back at
her “Bitch, Do you see that… That was intentional, and if I ever see your lying
fat ass again, I will intentionally kill you with pleasure, and no one will stop
me!” Traci stands on the steps behind Stanley and Rose acting all scared and
shocked. Turning his gaze to Rose “Sell that! you stupid old cow!”

 

JB starts walking down the sidewalk along Lexington, Stanley yells out “We are
calling the cops!” JB looks at him, flips him off yelling over his shoulder “Go
ahead you ignorant fuck!”    About two miles down the road, Danny and Dirk came
driving up, breaking hard enough to squeal the tires, Dirk opens the door, “Get
in!” JB jumps into the van, and they drive off to Dan’s house.

 

Dirk is sitting in the back on the conversion bed smoking a joint, Dan is
playing pink floyd with Diana sitting in the passenger seat completely blitzed
out of her mind, Dirk speaks out  “JB we knew that bitch was going to do it, She
was fessing up to Diana about it.” JB looks at him, “So why don’t we go back to
the house and talk to Mom and Dad about it!” Danny interjects “You just torched
your car, the cops are looking for you!” JB shaking his head “Yah I see your
point!” Dan responds “You can crash in my van for a few days until you get your
check from work, we will find an apartment.”

When they arrive at Dan’s house, JB follows Dan into the house, he jumps on the
phone  calling up David, telling him what just happened. David jumps into his
car, drives over to Lonnie’s house, picks her up and starts driving to
maplewood.

 

JB and Dan start walking back out to  the van, Dan speaks out “Just warning you,
you’re brother isn’t exactly playing on a level playing field, watch your back!”
JB responds “Dude… Dirk and I have always had mutual ground, and yet we still
hate each other, called brotherly love!” The four of them lounge out in the
back.  Dan asks “JB you want a hit?” JB shaking his head “Dude! …You know how
violent I get on that angel dusted shit of yours, really?!” Dan smiles “Good
point!” handing JB a beer from his mini fridge under the bed.

 

For three hours they sit in the van talking about how horrible their mothers
are, and their girlfriends.  The brown crown victorians cruiser of the Ramsay
County Sheriff Rolls up behind the van, Dan whispering, “Don’t move, don’t say
anything!” Dan clambers to the front seat,  gets out of the van, starts walking
towards the house. Officer who is driving gets out “Hey you… Have you seen JB?”
Dan turns around, “Nah man, I just got off work, why, what’s up?”  Officer
replies “We need to bring him in for questioning.” Dan looks the officer dead in
the eye “I’ll call you if he shows up, you got a card?” Officer hands him a
card, “Make sure that you do, it’s important that we get hold of him!”  Dan
nods, turns around and walks towards the house, as the officer gets back in his
vehicle and drives off.

 

JB whispers to Dirk “Fucking hell that was a close one!” Dirk responds “you know
mom and dad are never going to allow you to come back home!” JB Looks at him
with saddened eyes “Yah, I know that, but it’s their fault, they didn’t even
listen to my side of it, like they were deadset to believe that lying cunt!”
Dirk taking a puff off his joint, holding his breath for a moment coughing out a
response “Don’t worry, tonight we have something special planned for that red
headed twat!”

 

A few minutes later, Dan walks back to the van and climbs in. “Man we need to
get you out of town JB!” JB nods, “David is on his way up with my girlfriend, I
think im going to go to her parents cabin for a while.” Dirk responds “Actually
that’s a great idea, we should all go there for the weekend.” JB looks at dirk,
“you’re joking me right? After that shit with Mike Meyers at Dawn’s cabin!” Dirk
starts laughing “Fuck man, I thought you were going to kill him for body
checking you into the drink. You were drunk as fuck!” JB looks at Dirk “Asshole,
that’s when that cooky fucking cunt Traci fell in love with me! I landed in the
water in front of her, she saw the whole thing go down with Mike, and she
started kissing me like I was the damsel in distress in needing of comfort..
ech!.”

Dirk laughing, Dan turns around “Yah no shit we saw the whole thing, You could
barely stand, Mike hated you so bad, he didn’t want to miss the chance to pounce
you. You practically flew at her with homing missile lips, that scabby whore
wanted you so bad after that night!” JB shivers “fucking ech, dude! …come on!
Get bent!”

Everyone is laughing, except JB who is only getting more infuriated “That
fucking bucktoothed red haired sow shit bombed my life like a hammer to a pile
of dog shit!” The other three started laughing even harder “Fuck you all!” JB
snorts out in a tantrum. Diane speaks up “JB, we aren’t laughing at your
situation, but you have a very colorful way of making a point, and well,  …no
offense! …That was fucking hilarious!” JB slumps down in the bed, ponders over
what he just said, starts chuckling. “Yah i guess that was pretty fucked up!
Doesn’t change the fact she is an ugly retarded sow!” Dan blurts out “No one
will argue that one!”

 

An hour later David and Lonnie pull up in his blue buick, Lonnie jumps out as
she sees JB exiting the sliding door of the van. “What’s going on!” JB holds up
his ace bandaged hand, purple and bloody “My parents and a skank!” Lonnie looks
at him sternly “JB! Don’t use that language around me!” JB sighs “Sorry hon, I’m
just pissed right now!” Lonnie hugs JB “you need to tell me whats going on.”

JB and Lonnie walk down the road a ways to chat, David gets out of the car, Kyan
Sou arrives on his motorcycle at that moment. Kyan, “Dirk what’s the emergency?”
 Dirk looking at David, then at Kyan “Hey ricecake, your ex just fucked my
brothers life up royally! Time for a little payback!” Kyan takes his helmet off,
interested “I’m all in, what do you have planned?” Dirk, with an evil look on
his face “We have the entire gang coming over!”

Lonnie and JB are walking up and overhear what Dirk said, JB blurts out,
“Everyone but Teri Stenlund and her boyfriend, No offense little brother, but
that side of beef needs to keep her distance from me too. That girl is a side or
of crazy with a mug of stupid in a combo to go!” Everyone starts laughing again.
Diane “JB, …You know this is why we love hanging out with you, you’re fucking
hilarious!” Lonnie is shaking her head trying to hold back the laughter.

JB speaks up, “So Lonnie and I have discussed what’s going to happen, she and I
are going to head up to Ely, we are going to her grandparents since they are on
a month long cruise. Going to her parent’s cabin is out of the question.
Apparently the cops already called her house too looking for me.” Dan blurts out
“Fucking hell is there no bounds to what Traci will do. Fuck that chick is
obsessive!” JB responds “Dude… She shows up at my work every day I’m on the
schedule, and just sits in the lobby staring at me, It’s fucking creepy!”  Dirk
“JB don’t worry, we got this.” Diane nodding “Yes, she needs to be taught a
lesson, she can not get away with this kind of behaviour.”

David, Lonnie and JB jump in the buick and start driving north on highway 96, Jb
blurts out, it’s dark out, we need to stop by my parents house, I need to sneak
in and get some stuff, like clothes etc. David “better make it quick, I don’t
want to get in trouble for this!” JB looks at David with a stink eye “David!
 …you know my skillsets, don’t fret it dude!” David sighs.

 

The park down the road a ways from the house. His parents have been asleep for
hours already, taking his pocket knife out of his back pocket, he flips it open,
slides it under the window to the basement, slides it sideways and unlatches the
lock with a gratting click. He  struggles to slide in. Barely fitting because of
his large figure. Landing on the cement with a dull thump, he looks at his belly
all scratched up. Mumbling to himself. He slowly tip toes up the stairs to the
main level, goes to the laundry room, grabs his hockey bag, goes out to the
garage, empties it out on top of his mothers taurus station wagon.

 

Walking back into the house, stepping carefully, he ascends the stairs purposely
stepping on the sides as to not squeek the stairs,  he quietly passes his
parents room on the right, turns left around the banister, and down to the end
of the hall. Quietly he opens all his drawers dumping ll his clothes into the
bag, grabs all his art supplies, his hunting rifle, and camping gear. Barely
fitting everything in the bag. He opens his window and throws the bag out onto
the grass. Grabbing his backpack, he goes downstairs to the kitchen, grabs as
much food as he can from the pantry, and raids their liqour cabinet. Taking
virtually everything but the gin.

He writes a note on a note pad, “I came here in the middle of the night, to get
all my things! You will never see me again, you were a shit mother and an
absentee father! What happened with Traci and what followed, is Your fault not
mine. But this is absolute. Let the fact I came in the house with out you
knowing it be a testament to how far I will go if i am pushed! Don’t look for
me, don’t think of me! We are no longer a family!” appends it to the fridge with
the magnets. Sighing, JB is thinking to himself, *If only they had listened,
this would never had happened*

He walks out of the house, around the side to the back of the yard, grabs his
hockey bag and cuts through the neighbors yards along the tree line to the car,
opening up the trunk he throws his stuff in.  JB jumps into the car, “David we
have one more stop, let’s go over to McDonalds, I need to speak with Sarah!”
David sighs. “Dinner is on me Dave!” David smiles “Ok!”

 

They arrive at McDonalds, JB walks into the back of the restaurant, into the
managers office, “Sarah, I have to make this quick, here’s the address to send
my last two paychecks to. I don’t have time, and please don’t call the cops on
me, i didn’t do anything wrong!” Sarah who is in shock “What did you do JB?” Jb
shakes his head “Long story short …” Sighing again “Your boyfriends sister shit
bombed my life, and IM getting flak for it!” Sarah mumbling obscenities, “Don’t
worry JB, I’ll make sure you get paid, I’ll even make sure you get a bonus. If
you ever get this cleared up, you’re welcome to come back to work.” JB almost in
breakdown mode “thanks Sarah, I love working with you!”  JB walks out grabbing a
couple of big macs and fries for the road as David pulls up along side the
building, JB jumps in. They head off towards Ely.

 

Dan, Kyan, Diane, Dirk, Terri, and Dawn are in the Van sitting outside of
McDonalds waiting for Sarah and Jake to finish closing up the Restaurant. The
two of them get in their own car and the group drives up to the Rosedale Mall on
Snelling and they park in the lot near Traci’s pinto. Jake blurts out “My sister
is a stupid cunt!” Sarah “this is your sister!” Jake responds “I don’t care for
JB at all, in fact I want to kick his ass for crushing on you all the time, but
I don’t want to destroy his life, he is a good guy!” Sarah “Jake we are close
friends, he kisses my cheek, he’s in love with Lonnie, there is nothing between
us, we are just really close. He wants to be the best man at our wedding!” Jake
looks at Sarah with confusion. Sarah lets out a short laugh “you don’t think I
know? About that boulder in your ganja drawer? Bitch! I’ve been waiting for you
to ask the question, get a pair and ask already!” Jake’s mouth drops, but his
eyes are glistening. Again Sarah lets out another laugh.

A knock at their window, the other six are standing outside. Diana is pointing,
“here comes trouble” Traci is walking out of the building, halfway through the
parking lot, fumbling through her purse, she doesnt realize what is happening.
Kyan and Dan pick her up, and throw her into the van. Everyone piles in after
her.

They all drive over to Turtle lake beach, knowing no one ever goes there at
night. Dirk looks at Traci whose face is beat read, her eyes are swelling up
with tears. “Traci, you have this coming!” Traci begs “Please don’t hurt me, I
didn’t mean it!” Dirk starts laughing, “If you didn’t mean it, why is the law
after him, and why are they showing up at Dan’s house. You tipped them off!”
Traci denies it outright. Kyan stomps on her foot, looking her dead in the eye,
as he slaps his hand over her mouth.

Diane angrily turns around in the seat up front “Traci, you have problems.
Serious mental problems. We have put up with your shit for years. Now you have
two choices.” Traci mumbles something. Kyan pulls his hands off her mouth “What
are my choices?”

Dirk blurts out “First one is my preference, we torture you!” Dan shaking his
head, Diane looks at him and smirks, talking to traci with a side glance “We
take you down to Minneapolis and you commit yourself for a 48 hour evaluation,
voluntarily!”

Traci starts laughing, grabs her purse and dumps it out on the bed. Dirk picks
up several prescription bottles, reading them off out loud “Chlorpromazine,
 fluoxetine, citalopram … Holy fucking shit! You are certifiable!” Dan’s eyes
widen, mouth drops open for a moment “So we have ourselves a bona fide Cybil
case in my van, maybe we should do society a favor and just end her!” Dirk looks
at Dan “Are you fucking nuts? We aren’t going to jail for this skank!”

Kyan opens the sliding door, grabs Traci by her straight red long hair, and
pulls her out of the van, dropping her on the ground. Jake and Sarah jump out
and  walk up to them, the rest of the group exits the van and form a circle
around Traci.

 

Dirk “Here’s the deal, you can either take a beating from all of us, or you can
strip naked, and swim across the lake!” Traci doesn’t hesitate, she starts
removing her clothes down to her underwear. Dirk stares at her “Everything
Traci!” Traci protest “No, this isn’t right!” Diane screams at Traci, “Right?
You have the audacity to complain about what is right, after what you pulled on
one of the sweetest people in our group?” Traci is crying, pleading. Dirk grabs
her by the hair, pulls her close and drops a hammer punch to the nose, “Clothes
or beating!” Traci removes her bra, and panties. Everyone staring at her. Kyan
“You are all kinds of beautiful, but you are nine cats in a bag crazy and stupid
to boot, now get swimming bitch!”

As Traci is entering the water Jake speaks up “Traci, sister or not, what you
did to JB is morally wrong, mentally fucked up, and just despicable. I am
ashamed to have you as a sister, and I will be telling Dad about this when I get
home. Have fun walking back to your car naked!”

Dawn runs after her, “Traci, Know this… If we see your face around any of our
family, or friends again, I’ll sick Stendlund’s on your ass!” Traci crying hard,
shivering from the cool night air, she starts swimming across to the private
beach. Dirk yells out “Don’t even think about stopping by my parents and saying
anything, or next time we will dump your body in the copper mines!”

 

David, Lonnie an JB are pulling into the driveway after the 5 hour drive. David
looks at Lonnie “You were not kidding when you said rustic, there’s no
electricity or telephone poles.” Lonnie nodding “Because of where this place is,
the park service agreed to let my grandparents live here so long as they do not
modernize it. We are in the Boundary Water Canoe Area.” JB “David do you
remember last summer, when we worked for the department of Natural Resources on
the gunflint trail?” David nods. JB “This cabin is a few miles south of the
trail. Since this place was built before the formation of the park, it was given
historical significance and they gave special permission to her family to remain
here.” Lonnie smiles “you were listening to me when I was talking about this.”
JB smiles, “I always listen, even when it appears that I don’t care at the
time.”

 

The three of them haul everything from the car into the cabin. Lonnie starts
rolling the dust covers up off the furniture, JB walks outside with David
gathering up arm loads of firewood for the fireplace. Lonnie “JB can you check
the drums if they are full, and if their are skeeter eggs in them?” JB “No
problem.” As he drops his arm load of logs. “David could you stack those in the
rack please and start a fire.” David quietly starts stacking them, JB walks
outside and unscrews the drums and examins them, looks into the giant stainless
tank. Yelling back int othe cabin “We have water and it’s clean. But it smells a
bit mildewish.” Lonnie responds “No problem.”

Walking over to the shed JB opens the door, unlatches the windmill crank,
walking back over to the  tank he sees the bubbles. Screwing the lid back on. He
yells “We should have water pressure in about an hour if the breeze continues.”
Lonnie “Awesome.” grabbing a bunch of blueish tablets from the bin just outside
the front door, she walks over to the shanti and opens the door, tosses the
pills into the hole. “Holy fucking hell, that stinks!” JB over hears it starts
to chuckle.

 

David walks around the house unlatching the shudders and opening the windows.
Lonnie is walking back into the house, grabbing duct tape from the drawers and
tosses it to David. Incase there are holes in the screen. Just tape em up. David
notices an ice box, “Hey lonnie, if there are no electrical lines, how is it you
have electric appliances here/” Lonnie “There’s a diesel generator in the
trailer under the tarp in back. What the park doesn’t know wont hurt them.”
David shakes his head. Lonnie “My grandpa is a Civil engineer, he figured out
ways to circumvent utilities requirements.”

JB yells out “I’m setting the fish traps, Ill be back in about an hour.’
Disappearing into the woods. David “A river?” Lonnie nodding “Yah we are right
by Burgo Lake. There’s a swampy like marsh attached to it, and a river that runs
southerly from it. Best brown trout fishing ever. We can have trout for dinner
tonight.” David “i love trout, thats awesome.” Lonnie, “If you want, we can take
the row boats out on the lake later and go fishing, that lake is chalked full of
bow, brownies, splake, walleyes, and bass.” David “Sounds like fun.”

A few hours later JB strolls back carrying a branch over his shoulder with fish
dangling from it, strolling over to the fish house, opening the door, and
dropping the fish on the counter. Grabs the handle to the faucet and pumps it a
few times, water starts flowing from the spout. “Well we know the water pressure
is up now. “

Walking into the house with a cedar board filled with filets, “Lonnie, I have
 six trout fillets, mind getting dinner going?” Lonnie startles from her sleep
on the couch. “Mhmm, sure..” JB looks at David “I need you to go outside to the
shed under the windmill and pull the blue painted lever down. Thats going to
slow the windmill down so we don’t blow the water tank.”

JB walks into the bathroom, turns on the shower, touches the water. “Damn this
is cold!” Lonnie hears him, “Sorry I didn’t start the Gennie yet.” JB “Not a
problem. I’m gonna take a sprits I smell like fish.”

 

David walks into the house looking at Lonnie in the Kitchen “Damn that shed is
full of spiders, what the heck.” Lonnie “Yup the Brown recluse is a common
spider in the area, Kill it if you see one. You don’t want to get bit by them.
Your day will suck.”

Few hours later sitting around the table, The sun is going down, Lonnie gets up
and looks around for the lanterns, realizes they are empty, she goes over to the
closet by the fire place and opens it. There are no bottles of oil for the
lanter. “JB I think we need to go to Duluth to do a bit of shopping. “ JB looks
at David. Care if we all go to Duluth?’  David shrugs, gets up from the table,
grabbing his keys off the counter. JB “well that answers that question, come on
the bus is leaving.”

It’s midnight when they return to the cabin, David “Well I don’t think im gonna
drive back to faribault tonight, that’s just to long of a drive. I think I’ll
crash on the couch.” lonnie ‘you can take the spare bedroom if you want.” david,
“I thought you two were sleeping in seperate rooms.” Lonnie just stares at
david.

With the new sleeping bags, camping supplies and bare essentials put away.  JB
and Lonnie retire to the master bedroom shutting the door. David sits down on
the couch staring at the fire.

 

 

 

 

 

Posted on August 1, 2018February 15, 2019


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