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HI, I'M MAY (SPLIT)


♀ SHE; TERRIBLE DEVELOPER

 * Firefish
 * Discord
 * Signal
 * GitHub
 * Forgejo
 * Steam
 * Last.fm
 * Monkeytype


FRIENDS

Jack, AAGaming, cirro, uhh... i don't know i don't have many


PROJECTS

monofile, uhh... that's also the only thing I've really made that's notable lol,
and even that's a stretch. You can see all of the ones I feel like listing here,
though.


STUFF I USE

 * Arch Linux
 * Framework
 * Steam Deck


 * JavaScript
 * TypeScript
 * Node.js
 * Bun
 * Svelte
 * Astro




STUFF I WANT TO LEARN
(OR AM LEARNING)

 * Rust
 * Zig
 * C
 * C#
 * Kotlin
 * Marko
 * React
 * Vue.js




NOT-SO-NOTABLE STUFF

xkcd.uk, oyama.pictures, freerobux.win and family; I also run, like,
coolviruses.download, and that's about it
My profile picture is sourced from here.
video0.mov if the discord link doesn't work for you



POSTS


THE LIVE TAB COUNTER RETURNS



2024-06-14


JUNE 2024 SERVICE UPDATE



2024-06-12


HI, I'M SPLIT!

I guess I should probably introduce myself

2024-05-14

See all posts


BUTTONS





TESTIMONIALS

fucking hehead [sic] split kill that ni[...]

chapel1337

No I just hate split

WaviestBalloon

I gotta kill [...] you

StandardizedAnomaly

You are a techsis

Jack

how the hell do you have 3786 tabs open

turn

WHAT THE FUCK

Aurora

Nevermind you really are [stupid]

Xzen

Gay

Chloe

Come the fuck on man

micro

Fuck off

AAGaming

Hey f[...]ot are you trans yet

methy

[You are] beyond annoying

python

you're weird

Raymond

split is not a great benchmark for sanity [...]

Jack

Kill yourse[lf]

Jade

Split can i pay for your autism diagnosis

Chloe

yeah youre a meat lover alright

Aurora

Level 0 Guatt [sic]. p

Accel

you're the boss of mental illnesses

Marco

I thought I was mentally fucked but compared to you I'm literally squeaky clean
fine

filo

you Will become trans in the future

LegitSi, 2 yrs in advance

GO TO THERAPY!!!! GO TO PSYCHIATRY!!!! JUST SEEK OUT HELP FROM A
PROFESSIONAL!!!! PLEASE I BEG YOU!!!

LegitSi, now

Talking to split has made me more misogynistic

Brandan


QUOTES

How would I become trans

— May, 2022-10-05

Fuck you, kill uourself

— May, 2022-11-06

thats called a fucking app charlie

— May, 2023-12-25

Laughing my ass off at lethal company twerking mod

— May, 2024-01-02

I like my spyware american

— May, 2024-07-26

For the love of god make this readable


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