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The Kingdom of Loathing
An Adventurer is You!


What is The Kingdom of Loathing?

> The Kingdom of Loathing is a free, comical RPG, brought to you by the folks at
> Asymmetric Publications.

An Adventurer is You!

Choose from one of six intoxicating and intoxicated character classes,
including:



The Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class
always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.
Turtle Tamer
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with her terrapin brethren imbues her
with great power. She excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with
smug satisfaction. Her Muscle is the key to her success, and to his long
lifespan. Pastamancer
With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a
force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the
world. Sauceror
Long engaged in an uneasy truce with the Pastamancers, the guild of Saucerors
protects the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers. Their
Mysticality is their most important attribute. Disco Bandit
The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes she? No man
knows. Whither strikes she next? All men live in fear of her and her Moxie. The
Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their
malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their
adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."



Places to go, People to see

The Kingdom is broad and deep. Visit such picturesque zones as:





Danger!

The Kingdom contains hundreds of terrifying monsters. Among them are:



Menacing Booze Giants Fierce Sabre-Toothed Limes Powerful Wizards Mysterious
Bugbears





Fat Loot!

Thousands of usable and equippable items fill the dungeons and wildernesses of
the Kingdom, including:









Step Inside!

So, if any of this appeals to you, why not create a character and come join the
game? We guarantee you'll be glad you did.



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