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ANALYSIS | HOW MANY DOGS HAVE GOVERNMENT JOBS? WHAT ABOUT SEA LIONS?



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Washington is going to the dogs — for real this time.

As of 2022, the federal government employed 5,159 German shepherds, Belgian
Malinois, beagles, Jack Russell terriers and other forms of everyone’s favorite
furry friend. Another 421 worked as canine contractors.

The job descriptions for these four-legged feds range from the sublime — 31 help
“park rangers traverse Denali National Park in winter” — to the subprime: Others
“detect waterfowl feces” infected with bird flu.

We found the work of these politically connected canines described in magical
detail in a report from the Government Accountability Office (GAO), which
apparently is taking its role as government watchdog literally. The report
somehow escaped our noticed until we were scooped by our friends at USA Facts, a
data evangelism and dissemination outfit founded by former Microsoft CEO Steve
Ballmer.

The majority of Uncle Sam’s shepherds (and other breeds) — almost 3,000 — work
for the Department of Homeland Security. About 1,100 of those DHS dogs sniff
bags and whatnot for the Transportation Security Administration, otherwise known
as everyone’s airport security friend, the TSA. Another 1,800 are Pentagon
pooches, hard at work for the Defense Department. Together, those two
departments account for 85 percent of total federal working breeds.

Across every agency and other government-adjacent institution included in the
database, the most common use for dogs seems to be detecting explosives and
drugs — tasks they perform in places as diverse as Amtrak (57 police dogs), the
Postal Service (47 dogs) and the Strategic Petroleum Reserve (eight dogs). The
SPR, in particular, would seem to have an incentive to ask its dogs to detect
anything that might blow up — anything other than its 360 million barrels of
crude oil, that is.

Dogs also patrol and search hard-to-reach areas, such as federal wildlife
refuges; track people on Forest Service land and for the Veterans Affairs
Police; and apprehend suspects for law enforcement agencies like the FBI and the
U.S. Marshals Service. At some agencies, dogs even work to identify currency,
firearms, pests and invasive species.

As you might imagine, given their demanding and sometimes dangerous jobs, these
productive pups often undergo months of training — more training than is
required in many human occupations. GAO finds “procuring and training a dog can
cost approximately $65,000 to $85,000.” If that were an annual salary, it would
put our canine colleagues between GS-7 and GS-11 in D.C., depending on level of
experience.

Furthermore, GAO says these dogs ought to be provided with “food and water,”
housing “at a handler’s home or at a kennel,” and “exercise for working dogs
appropriate to weight and breed” — the kind of lifestyle perks you don’t usually
get until you rise to GS-14 or so.

How many other animals work for the feds? We’re curious!

The U.S. Army sold its last homing pigeon in 1957. If “guinea pig” counts as a
job, the National Institutes of Health keep thousands of mice, rats, fish,
hamsters, pigs, dogs, rabbits, monkeys and, yes, guinea pigs, according to an
analysis of Agriculture Department and NIH data by People for the Ethical
Treatment of Animals. NASA employed monkeys and chimpanzees as astronauts, or at
least as prominent research subjects. But the space agency reportedly euthanized
what appeared to be its last 27 nonhuman primates on a single day in 2019.

The Navy’s Marine Mammal Program has at various points tested a dozen marine
mammals — including orcas, pilot whales and seals — for duties including mine
detection and swimmer defense. Birds, sea turtles and sharks also have been
pressed into service.

As of early 2023, the Navy still trained a reported 77 dolphins and 47 sea
lions. According to the New York Times, they no longer breed dolphins and plan
to phase out the animals in favor of underwater drones. Meanwhile the animals,
some of whom were once deployed in America’s foreign wars, are helping break new
ground with research on kidney stones, cataracts, weight issues and all the
other indignities faced by aging veterans everywhere.

MAYBE AMERICANS JUST HATE SCHOOL BUSES?

A few of you contacted us about our column regarding a sharp drop in school-bus
use during the coronavirus pandemic to say we’d missed the obvious: People
aren’t riding school buses because buses are — and we’re paraphrasing here —
bully-riddled, foul-smelling, wildly inconvenient, rolling disease vectors.

To be honest, we had dismissed that line of thinking because, as far as we can
recall, school buses could be unpleasant even before the pandemic. So it may not
explain the drop.

Also, we didn’t have data on school-bus popularity. Until, that is, our friend
Carl Bialik of the online polling company YouGov read the column and reacted the
only way he knows how: with polling. This month, Bialik asked 1,117 U.S. adults
what they thought of the transportation that had taken them to school.

Buses lost. Only 34 percent of us who rode the bus “liked” or “loved” the
experience, a figure that appears downright pitiable next to the incredible 91
percent who said the same about driving themselves. In fact, having your own set
of wheels was wildly popular even if there was no engine involved: Riding a bike
(or skateboard, or scooter) got 71 percent support.

The fastest-rising mode of transport — being picked up and dropped off by a
relative — roughly tied with carpooling at 65 percent. Though it did better if
you looked only at those who said they loved it.

Walking wasn’t beloved — data hints it may be especially unpopular in the
Midwest — and public transit wasn’t really anybody’s favorite. But those two
modes ran laps around the lowly yellow bus. It was the only mode of
transportation to evoke more negative feelings than positive ones.

Of course, something can be tremendously vital and important without being
particularly beloved. Just ask the IRS, Interstate 95 or dental floss. Getting
to school is the single most important prerequisite for succeeding in school,
and the yellow bus is sometimes a child’s only means of doing so.

THE BEST QUESTION WE CAN’T ANSWER

During the Spring and Summer in Connecticut there are thousands upon thousands
of robins. During the day they only make quiet chirps, but as the sun goes down
a single robin or two sit high in a tree and make a loud chant/song until the
sun goes down.

Is this night song repeated over and over by a single robin a form of religious
service for all robins in the area to their Sun God?

— David ONeil, South Windsor, Conn.

The perhaps unsurprising news, David, is that we just don’t have the data for
this. We tried our best, contacting one of our all-time favorite sources, Eliot
Miller, now with the American Bird Conservancy.

If anyone on the planet could decode your robins, it would be Miller, the man
who once helped us determine — once and for all — which birds are the biggest
jerks at the feeder.

Miller helped develop a Cornell Lab of Ornithology app that recognizes birdsong
and now crisscrosses the Americas setting up recorders and analyzing audio data
to create new measures of bird diversity. Unfortunately, even Miller’s
artificial intelligence models can’t currently identify Sun God worship among
robins, though he sounded like he was tempted to try.

But there’s good news: Miller doesn’t need AI to guess what went down in
Connecticut.

“Birds, particularly migratory birds like robins, breed on an annual cycle,” he
told us. “Their gonads enlarge, testosterone starts pumping, and all of a sudden
they go from making little whines and chirps when they get scared or annoyed to
full-blown songs until the sun goes down.

“This particularly happens leading up to when they actually have babies. Why?
Because now is when they are duking it out over who gets to breed where, with
which females. Later, when there are babies, they’ll actually cut back on the
singing, presumably to draw less attention to their nest.”

Miller did leave the door open to robin religion, however. The mating-related
explanations “are ideas humans have come up with,” he said. “They’re probably
right, but you got to ask the birds to be sure.”

Hi! The Department of Data is on a quest for queries. What are you curious
about: What fish swim the fastest? Has news coverage really grown more negative?
What’s the best workplace in pro sports? Just ask!

If your question inspires a column, we’ll send you an official Department of
Data button and ID card. This week, we’re mailing them to Nate Johnold at
USAFacts, who spotted the government dogs data, Carl Bialik at YouGov and thrush
theologian David ONeil.

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