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CUNTS OF THE WEAK



Jay Jay Davey

Absurd, know it all cunt, seemlingly technical but is completely not. Thinks
he's a viking but in reality is a ginger cunt. Has been fired from a number of
places for being an inane tit. Can't last more than 3-4 months in a co before
changing his previous employer to "confidential" to hide the embarassment of his
incompetence.

Cunt rating 11/10

Personality: Non-existent

Retardation:  Undeniable

Eye contact: Rarely makes contact

Smells of piss: Notably

Dance on their grave: YES

Risk: All pussy, no balls






"Dr" Richard Diston

Calls himself the "real security doctor" but is ailed by unrelenting symptoms of
insecurity having not actually worked in any role he shits on. Not
neurodivergent, but is a self diagnosed psychopath. Clever!. Rallys fellow tards
on linked in like how a stinking pile of shit attracts flies.

Cunt rating: 25/10

Personality: Ego centric, self righteous

Retardation: Normal but aspires to have an extra chromosome for clout/

Eye contact: Soul burning

Smells of piss: Other people's piss

Dance on their grave: Yes, Illegal rave

Risk: Catholic priest and a child who are the last surviving people on the
planet and they are both locked in a box room in a flat in Bedford.



Andy Jenkinson

Thinks every cyber "incident" is caused by DNS. Ambulance chasing motherfucker.
Ignored by many respected by a legion of absolute dumb cunts across the globe. 

Cunt rating: 9/10

Personality: Incestuous Brother

Retardation: Somewhat due to inbreeding 5th Gen.

Eye contact: Only when he's on top face to face and you're tied and ball gagged.

Smells of piss: Passes on champagne for a glass of warm bubby

Dance on their grave: If you survive intact

Risk: The threat Jimmy Saville posed to the dead bodies in Stoke Mandeville
Hospital.





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