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Skip to the content Search INTERNET CHRONICLE Your number one source for all things fulfilling and true Menu * Game Demo * Radio * Advertise * Lebal Drocer, Inc. Search Search for: Close search Close Menu * Game Demo * Radio * Advertise * Lebal Drocer, Inc. * Twitter * News Feed Categories News ANONYMOUS TAKES CREDIT FOR DDOS ATTACK ON 𝕏, HALTING MUSK’S INTERVIEW WITH TRUMP * Post author By Kilgoar * Post date August 12, 2024 * 1 Comment on Anonymous takes credit for DDOS attack on 𝕏, halting Musk’s interview with Trump Hackers from Anonymous shut down Musk’s interview with Trump as part of #OperationKamala INTERNET — Fans of Elon Musk and Donald Trump were unable to tune into the much anticipated 𝕏 Spaces show after Musk reported a distributed denial of service (DDOS) attack on his social media site 𝕏, Monday night. Representatives from the hacker collective Anonymous took credit for “Operation Kamala,” and promise they will do everything in their power to promote the Democrat party this election season, including cyber attacks on Elon Musk’s children. Spokesperson Barrett Brown told reporters, “Anonymous is going to shut down the Republican party permanently like we shut down that pathetic interview. Elon, your life is over. That’s why I’m gonna look into your kids. We do not forget. We do not forgive. Expect us.” After suffering this epic humiliation to his web servers, Musk tweeted in defeat, “There appears to be a massive DDOS attack on 𝕏.” During his takeover of Twitter, Musk was met with fierce criticism for firing most of the staff and cutting out backup services that handle high traffic loads and denial of service mitigation. Musk “tested” 𝕏’s capacity, personally, Sunday night during a marathon seven hour livestream of Diablo IV. This failed interview follows Trump’s abysmal appearance last week on the Kick streaming platform. The amateur broadcast suffered from shoddy audio engineering and the meandering unprofessional interviewing of Adin Ross. Ross went viral earlier this year after expressing shock at the fact Trump and the Republicans offer voters an anti-abortion platform. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Categories News HARVARD PHYSICIST: SATOSHI NAKAMOTO IS A HOSTILE ALIEN INTELLIGENCE * Post author By Kilgoar * Post date July 26, 2024 * 1 Comment on Harvard physicist: Satoshi Nakamoto is a hostile alien intelligence Avi Loeb has mathematically proven that aliens are real and are manipulating earth's financial markets. INTERNET — Professor Avi Loeb of Harvard University believes that the world’s financial markets are at extreme risk of extraterrestrial control. Loeb put on a fiery TED talk, dazzling audiences with his bombastic claims. Screaming and shouting while marching across the stage, Loeb’s presence resembled Elvis, “It’s estimated this entity, Satoshi Nakamoto, is worth $70 billion. We don’t know who it is, and we can’t even rule out it’s an extraterrestrial. We just don’t know what Satoshi is!” Loeb pounded at the podium, leering at the scientists around him. Their amusement at his wild speculation revealed a lack of curiosity, driving him deep into frothing rage. “Our world’s computers are laughably insecure. Look at what happened with CrowdStrike. Even our distributed and encrypted systems, for example bitcoin, what protection does that give against the computational power of potential aliens? That is where I begin to get suspicious.” Loeb grimaced at his disinterested colleagues, emphasizing each word with increasing hate. “Suddenly we have a secure system, and it still hasn’t been cracked after ten years. That is exceptional, but imagine that it’s not cracked for another hundred years, two hundred years. All the while, the aliens who secreted this technology under a pseudonym are building their assets. One day we’ll wake up and realize they fully scammed our planet out from under us.” Loeb toppled the podium, “Oumuamua deposited hardware in our system and it is now somehow hooked into our computer networks. This analysis fully proves that these extraterrestrials are influencing everything from the stock markets to sports events. Everything is rigged, rigged, rigged.” -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Categories News PRESIDENT BIDEN DEAD AT 81 * Post author By Kilgoar * Post date July 22, 2024 * No Comments on President Biden dead at 81 America mourns the loss of President Joe Biden INTERNET — President Biden was rushed from his Delaware campaign headquarters to Walter Reed Medical Center Monday evening, after what a White House spokesperson called a “medical emergency.” President Biden passed away shortly after being placed on ventilator, presumably due to respiratory failure. The American military mourns the loss of their commander-in-chief, with flags across the nation flying at half staff. Vice President Kamala Harris has been sworn into office during an emergency flight to Washington DC aboard Air Force One. President Harris has ordered an end to the genocide in Gaza and the war in Ukraine, and promised to de-schedule psilocybin mushrooms and ketamine so that they’ll be more available for traumatized citizens. Harris announced, “We’ve got a lot of people with PTSD due to all these wars, and we’re going to make sure they can get some real medicine that actually works.” President Biden was diagnosed with COVID-19, Wednesday, although critical billionaire activist Elon Musk noted the convenience of his sickness and inevitable death, “You want to hide the truth from the people? Well I know better. They killed Biden in a coup! This is a hostile takeover and they’ll never let Trump win. I’ve seen their plans. They’ve got a whole binder full of mass shooters lined up to take him out, but we will resist as best we can, using our inexhaustible high tech resources. We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. 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