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OFFALDROME 7: “PERIWINKLE PUSSYCAT”

Posted on October 30, 2012 by Offaldrome
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It’s been almost two years. Miss me? No? I’ll make you wish you said YES!!!
Locked in a pillory, with a pear of anguish expanding in each orifice, your only
comfort will be the soothing sounds of this new episode of The Offaldrome gently
licking at your eardrums like the tiny tongue of a hummingbird upon a flower.



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OFFALDROME 6: “IS IT WET?”

Posted on December 22, 2010 by Offaldrome
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Questions, questions, questions. So many questions in these difficult times as
we face an uncertain future. “Will the economy improve? Will I find another job?
What will I resort to in order to pay the bills? And then, what if prostitution
becomes legalized, and I have to start paying taxes? Am I important enough to
John Cusack that he will save me as the world collapses two years from now?”
Sorry, no rides for hookers in his rescue limo. Have some dignity, even in such
desperate times, you vile strumpet. I see you now, falling to your death into
the depths of a great chasm, but you are at peace, for your mind is soothed by
the beautiful sounds of this question-themed episode of The Offaldrome.

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OFFALDROME 5: “BENEATH A SNOWY MOUND”

Posted on December 22, 2009 by Offaldrome
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Sit on Uncle Belasco’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. He already
knows what he’s gonna give you, regardless of what you say. Turn this new,
holiday-themed podcast up loud while he’s giving it, so the neighbors won’t hear
your cries.



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OFFALDROME 4: “WEARING THE WART OF HORROR”

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Offaldrome
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A Halloween-themed episode guaranteed to cause your blood to curdle, your spine
to shiver, and your bowels to loosen!



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OFFALDROME 3: “GROW GROW GROW TREE TREE TREE”

Posted on August 18, 2009 by Offaldrome
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The Offaldrome finally returns! This episode is dedicated to all you folks who
abstain from consuming the charred flesh of slaughtered animals. Louche tips his
hat to you and hopes that your meat ban doesn’t extend to swallowing his raw
flesh. Uncle Belasco should always be on the menu.



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OFFALDROME 2: “SPURTING LUGER”

Posted on March 16, 2009 by Offaldrome
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OFFALDROME 1: “I LOVE YOU, HANDSOME”

Posted on February 14, 2009 by Offaldrome
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Celebrate Valentine’s Day with Louche Belasco and the first ever Offaldrome
podcast.



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TWITTERIN' LOUCHE


 * "Revenge is a dish best served cold" -a guy who never got to set an enemy on
   fire and beat out the flames with a casserole dish about 11 years ago from
   web
 * a rat, a dildo three gallons of afterbirth now that’s a party about 11 years
   ago from web
 * You can say what you want about Thora Birch, but goat fucking isn't a crime
   in most states. about 11 years ago from Twitter for iPhone
 * I've always wanted to sexually abuse a transient in a dirty bathtub inside an
   abandoned hotel. My bucket list is just that listed ten times. about 11 years
   ago from web
 * A Game of Thrones episode without nudity is a letdown, though not as
   upsetting as a Girls episode with nudity. about 11 years ago from web
 * Twilight Zone reboot ep: Richard Grieco is trending on Twitter. The twist:
   he's not dead and people are very excited about his next project. about 11
   years ago from web
 * Comparing childbirth to a difficult shit you once had is a great way to
   relate to single moms you're trying to pick up. about 11 years ago from web
 * Happy Easter, kids! http://t.co/YcSMkaL57S about 11 years ago from Twitter
   for iPhone
 * The day it's no longer acceptable to give change to the homeless rectally is
   the day I stop taking the subway. about 11 years ago from web




RECENTLY SPEWED OFFAL

 * Louche Belasco on Offaldrome 1: “I Love You, Handsome”
 * My Black Pussy on Offaldrome 1: “I Love You, Handsome”
 * Louche Belasco on Offaldrome 5: “Beneath a Snowy Mound”
 * Touch of Class on Offaldrome 5: “Beneath a Snowy Mound”
 * Louche Belasco on Offaldrome 5: “Beneath a Snowy Mound”


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