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It/they | Kansas City Melee's least active TO | anything I say is the opinion of
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Moose @kmart.zip
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4mo
Call me LeBron the way I never wanna pass
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Moose @kmart.zip
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4mo
Giving an inspiring speech to the moshpit between sets like the coach at a
high-school football game
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Moose @kmart.zip
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5mo
I keep forgetting bluesky exists so I'm dropping some pics of the cat I'm
fostering as apology
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Moose @kmart.zip
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6mo
The aftermath of seeing Dragonforce and Dying Fetus in the same weekend (nothing
nsfw but lots and lots of bruises)
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Took some family photos with 10 of my children
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
To be clear, I say "10 of" them because there are more

Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
The most posting-addict thing I do is (very occasionally) retweet my own shit to
get more dopamine from interactions. When I start doing that I'm down bad for
some fucking likes
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
It's often because I think the post was good and it didn't get attention because
of them I posted it, but someone that doesn't need that dopamine from posts
wouldn't think about it

Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
It's really cool that Planned Parenthood does informed consent but I really want
an HRT clinic that will forcefem me
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
People sometimes get confused when I use the phrase "smasher time." One I woke
up at 7:35 pm for a 7:30 bracket, and I managed to make it to the venue 15
minutes away without holding up the tournament, because someone else was even
later than me. That's operating on smasher time
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
If you're kc melee you can take a really solid guess as to who I still managed
to beat to ESA

Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I forgot to post like a week of my tweets on bluesky too, forgive me for
spamming my funny ones real quick
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Guy who uses sovereign citizen arguments to get out of his 5150 order

Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Someone should take away my ebay account, just bought this
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Creative process at work
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
No officer, you don't understand. That's my emotional support bong, I have a
doctor's note and am allowed to take it on this plane
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Selling fentanyl-laced cocaine to cops as a form of praxis
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
The Dodge V8 450 Horsepower flex-fuel powered fuck machine

Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I've almost completed my punch card for the suicide hotline. If I call one more
time I get a free sandwich and a drink
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
"not a racial thing, it's a size thing"

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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
You can do so much better with 300 characters than 240, this is at the character
limit on the other site
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
The copy-paste functionality just isn't working for me on Twitter anymore. It'll
either garble my text or only let me paste one line. I have no idea how they
screwed it up, how twitter can keep finding new insane ways to break down. It's
like a Jaguar with 400,000 miles that is running to spite god
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
The copy-paste functionality just isn't working for me on Twitter anymore. It'll
either garble my text or only let me paste one line. I have no idea how they
screwed it up, how twitter can keep finding new insane ways to break down. It's
like a Jaguar with 400,000 miles that is running to spite god
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
They/It/Baja/Blast
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I have covid and can't be in the same room as anyone so my mom has resorted to
gaslighting me over Google chat
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Live, Laugh, Locktober
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I don't participate in internet challenges much but I'm going to be attempting
this one. I don't have high hopes
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Starting voice training specifically so I can get the valley girl fagcent
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I was a loser, but not the kind that still thinks about their social status in
high school as an adult
Theodramatist @theodramatist.bsky.social
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7mo
I can’t imagine any Bsky early adopter was cool in high school, so what kind of
loser were you?
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Hiro @arealhiro.bsky.social
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7mo
was sad bout going 0-2 last night but then winning redemption bracket led to
this so

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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
This is why I always fucking say the democrats are the moderate wing of the
republican party.
taylor @thedarthtaylor.bsky.social
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7mo
people stealing shampoo should not be arrested what the fuck is wrong with these
people
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Republicans: you should be killed in the street for stealing a loaf of bread
Democrats: No! We should simply ruin their life to the fullest extent allowed by
the law It's beyond parody
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I love making people play tournament sets on weird TVs
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I wish bluesky could open the gates, so many people criticize it for being
invite-only, but it seems like it breaks every time a wave of the codes they
already have out get redeemed
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Guys the government shutdown needs to end soon I cannot handle seeing the word
"gridlock" on my screen this many times i'm a-lm2st fairnting
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Can someone explain to my stupid midwestern brain why there are 2 storm drains
visible in this picture when we'd have about 80 of them?
Cooper Lund @cooperlund.bsky.social
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7mo
These before and after photos from @LaurenGlassberg and @AndrewG13922839 on
Twitter are a great example of what city services can do when they're able to do
their work. God I wish the city had a competent administrator who would work to
make that happen.
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Unless the government shutdown means the FBI stops checking your packages for
cool drugs from Canada, I don't think a single person will notice it
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com
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7mo
Breaking news: U.S. Sen. Dianne Feinstein dies at 90. The California Democrat
was one of the most influential figures on Capitol Hill. Read more:
wapo.st/3EYh9Eo

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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
Tabbacco is such a terrible drug for how widely available it is. It's super
addictive and fucks up your life and the only benefit you get out of it is
looking and smelling extremely hot
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
My lockscreen
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I fucked up and started validating my intrusive thoughts too much and now I'm
quickly spiraling into a mental breakdown again haha woopsie silly me
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
I love being a silly goofy fella that believes its silly goofy delusions 🤭
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Moose @kmart.zip
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7mo
You should be able to prestige your transition and start a new set of hormones,
previously unknown to man or beast
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Moose @kmart.zip
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8mo
I should use this website more, it's objectively better than Twitter in
basically every way at this point, I just don't have my algorithm curated yet
and I see nothing but Bill Kezos posts

Moose @kmart.zip
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9mo
Capitalism is failing, shelves are empty everywhere and we only have an illusion
of surplus, we're being squeezed and the best solution they have is making the
substitution system for instacart orders slightly more robust
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Moose @kmart.zip
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9mo
Sorry guys, I can't go out today. I need to lay in my bed and cry for
approximately 3 to 9 hours

Moose @kmart.zip
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10mo
Touching grass
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It/they | Kansas City Melee's least active TO | anything I say is the opinion of
my employer and they take full liability for it | I'm extremely normal