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OCTOBER 6, 2023

Did you come here for a good time or a long time? Because in a very short time
Seattle will have a good time! This Saturday, October 7th, 2023 Capitol Hill
will host the first screening of Bike Smut in nearly 5 years.

Considering we made more than 500 shows in our first decade of existence that is
a very long, dry spell. This kind of lenghty period without bicycle porn
inspires questions: 1) Who let you out? 2) Who let you in? 3) Why now? 4) Why
here? 5) Why you? Ah, the hateraid of the internet will flow but the purness of
our pervness shalt be prevented from presenting. So then we retort with a
timeless classic (that was also my 8th grade class presidential election
campaign slogan): Why not?

And so we gather one more time, at least to present the only festival of its
kind for one night only.


So once again we ask you, Do you like bikes, erotica, or bands? We do too! Join
us for Bikes, Booty, Bands...BBB! Get all of this action in one fun and
welcoming event. We start with spicy, erotic bike short films and then howl to
the wild raucous sounds of the Filthy Fem Corps Marching Band and Double or
Muffin. $20. Doors at 5pm. Mischief starts at 6pm, Saturday, October 7th at Chop
Suey. BBB!! (Pronounced like you are motorboating -- get some!!)

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/bikes-booty-bands-chop-suey-tickets/13646208

www.filthyfemcorps.com

www.doubleormuffinband.com





 * Sat, Oct 7, 2023
 * 6:00 PM (Doors 5:00 PM)
 * Chop Suey
 * 1325 E Madison St. Seattle, WA 98122
 * $20.00
 * Ages 21+
 * with Filthy FemCorps and Double or Muffin


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APRIL 25, 2020


SYMPATHY OF THE BICYCLE DEVIL




We had a 6-month bicycle tour of Europe planned. This weekend we would be
sharing Science Friction in Sicily, Italy at "Vieni? - Catania PornFest". We are
fortunate, had the trip started a month earlier we could be custody of who knows
which state!


This caused us to wonder about those whom weren't as fortunate. How much do we
engage with random people that cross our paths? Because as a clever bicycle
pornographer once said, "Wandering males can be dangerous." But what of those
cast out? Those perpetual wanderers whom bring news and share stories are still
out there, still wandering, still trying to find their nourishment.


Public offerings of thoughts and prayers have become taboo (for good reason) but
one of Bike Smut's greatest values is that of exploring taboo. So with that in
mind we offer those largely empty words in the hopes that somehow, someway when
expressed will result in someone, somewhere being given the inclination to
whatever kindness they decide they can offer.


And perhaps this will make all the bike-fucking difference.

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MARCH 3, 2020


OLD BIKES, FRESH LEGS, HOT SAUCE!


The rumors we started are no longer true; Bike Smut is NOT touring! STILL!






We've had a plucky team for this bike-powered tour across Europe starting in
Athens, Greece. However because we love them and you and also ourselves we are
not hosting social gatherings.




So what will we bring with us this time? Our first go around we had our amazing
international superstar, Gi GI Malibu meet us in Hamburg with two liters of
Tapatio hot sauce. And the option of having a gallon of Sriracha is tempting.
But then, Valentina is the pound for pound champion. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!
You may not realize the hardest part of traveling in Europe is finding spicy
food.





Also, we need lots of help finding rad fucking people who want to help us
provide a rad fucking experience for their rad fucking community. Do you know
them? Connect the dots! DO IT NOW!

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MAY 21, 2019


FLESHBACK BIKE TOUR D' ITALIA - SLOVENIA


2014 held some pretty spectacular opportunities. After touring Bike Smut all by
my lonesome from Minneapolis to Montreal to Mexico last year I took nearly
entire month break before embarking on a 6 month tour of Europe! There are a
flood of memories but Ill hit some highlights:



* On my first attempt I sabered a bottle of campaign on my birthday over a
sellout show in Lyon, France.


* accompanied Miss Poppy Cox to Marrakesh, Morocco, my first time in Africa
(surprisingly affordable when you fly from Paris). We explored countless markets
and I repaired and immediately lost my Ortlieb backpack which had been with me
everywhere since 2008. I really hope someone is appreciating her.


* caught the midnight train from Amsterdam to Zurich and the thieves lived up to
their reputation, stealing my handlebar bag resting on the shelf above my seat.
I had the foresight to put all my money, documents and precious items on my
person but they got a bunch of bike tools, maps, most frustratingly, the reader
for my wireless bike computer. I bike toured about 8 thousand miles with that
computer still attached to my stem because I keep thinking Im gonna find a
reader for it.


* took a ride around Mt Etna:



> Among the great things Catania has going for it include Europe's largest
> active volcano, Mt. Etna. Dwarfing Mt. Tabor (Portland's own volcano), Mt Etna
> covers an area 1506 times as large. Where you can ride the circle on top of
> Tabor in less than 60 seconds our circumnavigation of Etna took about 10
> hours, alternating from pavement, to gravel, to sand, to wooded paths, to
> boulders, to expansive lava flows and back to pavement. But if the surface was
> varied the climate was constantly changing! On our circumnavigation our
> elevation was mostly between 1,500 and 2,200 meters and we got no shortage of
> weather. Full sun, driving rain, sleet, snow, and brisk winds so strong I
> found myself braking on an incline! After traveling and biking for so many
> years you start to think you have seen it all, then you realize you are
> accelerating beyond your comfort going uphill and you haven't pedaled in the
> past 30 seconds. That was surreal.



After leaving Sicily bike I bike toured most of Italy, from Genoa, to Turin, to
Milan, to Modena, to Rome, to Napoli, to Pescara, to Ravena, to Bologna, to
Vincenza, to Padova, to Venice, to Triste. And on to Slovenia, Croatia, Austria,
Bavaria, Czech, Saxony, Denmark, Sweden and back to Berlin.


We took part in a few festivals:
Le Fete Du Slip - Cinéma CityClub Lausanne, Switzerland
Catania Bike Festival in Sicily
Ciemmona - Italy's largest annual Critical Mass

Critichella - watch a short vid I made of the festival in Napoli

DIY Fest 7 - in Rimini, Italy
EHCBPC - The European Bike Polo Championships in Padua
Liepzig Bike Wars - Just like it sounds
Fester Bestandteil der Jahresausstellung der Akademie der Bildenden Künste -or-
Academy of Arts finals - Munich
Prague Pride



We performed for many social centers and nonprofits


Cinema Spoutnik - Geneve
Arts du Forez - St-Étienne
La BAF - Grenoble
Byrrh - Brussels
Filmhuis Cavia

Stay Queer Stay Rebel - Palermo
Csoa Gabrio - Tornio
Leoncavallo - Milano
Libera - Modena
ExSnia - Rome
LO SKA - Napoli
Pescara Bike Polo
Grotta Rossa - Rimini
XM24 - Bologna
ADA Lab - Vicenza
Mariborska Kolesarska Mreža - Maribor 
The Culture Yurt 
Linz Bike Kitchen
Vienna Bike Kitchen
Bratislava Critical Mass
Fixed Beer Brno

Queer Noises
Kiel Critical Mass


Photos you say? Okay but only a handful... im quite a poser and can't be here
showing off for you all day.





On the right is a children's book i saved from the trash in Sicily, Huey Dewey
and Louie are replaced with Qui, Quo, Qua (in Italian, Who, What, Where). I
wouldn't suggest you try and learn Italian with such a book except its got this
illustration of an adolescent duck checking out a naked boy with a magnifying
glass. 
In the middle is the note a kind lady on a train made for me to review the
difficult letters and when they change pronunciation.
On the left is a promotional card for Aftermass, a feature movie I made with Joe
Biel of Microcosm Publishing. It felt pretty cool to visit these places with
some ideas about how we movie out bodies and also able to say a few sentences.





My obligatory tour equipment photo. Most people make amazing art from organizing
their gear, some of us are just happy we bothered to actually take a photo.
Tent, pad, sleeping bag, two pots and cup (never used), my father's gym bag
which help all my clothes, my my fisher price medical kit toy cum bikeporn
merchandise case, Bike Smut undies, condoms, DVDs, stickers, handmade bike tube
laptop cozy, cable bag (via the Bicycle Film Fest 2004), projector, screen, and
camping chair (also never used) all fit into my 6 bags and onto my bike.


Strangely not pictured is my Black Star Bag fannypack: $, passport, glasses and
my  OhShitKit: bike tools, pills, & my precious whiskey flask (thanks Sysfail,
Wonderthighs and TRolf who made that possible) 







Touring Italy provides a good challenge when you want to sleep. There are almost
no camping sites and those are designed for motorists/RVs. However if you take
some care to plan your day you can find the very infrequent accessible DL camp
site.







There is a dearth of natural environment in Italy. But I did find a few critters
who were still making the most of it. This night in  I even heard a wild boar
nearby which was, actually quite terrifying. If I was badly injured there was
little chance the body would still be warm when they found me.





I found a monument to Musilini, who besides creating a fascist police state also
helped the people in Orbetello by installing some sanitary features. This creepy
statue was on the same hill.





here you see the water made clean by Mussolini, aka Il Duce. His nickname
reminds me of The Douche which in this case is all rather fitting I suppose.





apparently there is a tradition of getting naked on a rooftop in Rome the dawn
after their big annual Critical Mass ride. Thankfully I still had the necessary
vestiges.











Leaving from Rome to Napoli we have a team of 4 bike punks. A Brazillian balloon
street artist, a German "SuperCool!Craftsman", and a tall bike touring Italian.





The Italian Tall Touring Bike features extra wide handlebars for loading all of
your weight on the front. Take extra care when parking.





for the entire North American and European bike tour this was the only time I
had anyone join me. It was really excellent having a team for a bit!







The Critchella in Napoli. In the background the screams of thousands of Pompeii
residents still drift around Mt Vesuvius.





Crossing Italy from the Tyrrhenian Sea in the west to the Adriatic Sea in the
east put me in Pescara. There are some great bike paths in Italy which end
abruptly and turn into highways.





Bike punks i had met in Milano and Rome found their way to Bologna. Here Ela
works to turn bikes into the Bike Smut mise en scene. Im particularly proud of
framing this picture so the step of the bike is getting pissed on.







they do a regular DIY market at XM24, with loads of people trading goods and
such its a pretty festive place.




The city wanted to expand a traffic circle meaning it would tear down a wall of
the squatted social center. For some time there were clashes with police and
threats. At one point Blu the street artist had made a beautiful 20-foot tall
mural on the wall of XM24 that was on the chopping block. It depicts the
government vs the squatters in a Lord of The Ring battle. The mural has since
become so popular the city is no longer able to tear it down. A fabulous use of
art.



Signs designate the beginning and end of towns and cities which make for some
pretty amusing images


So I guess they have not had enough.




Padova hosted the Euro Bike Polo Championships somehow i ended on a team from
Austia. We got to play former world champions Wolfgang in our 1st round .They
were very skilled.


Venice is a pretty amazing place. Somehow my friend Allesia and I were able to
spend a whole day there for less than 20-euros. I think we may have set some
sort of record.
Leaving Venice I caught a train to Triste, the end of the line in Italy, where
Slovenia has a tiny piece of beach property before you get into the endless
beauty of the Croatian Islands. I wanted to explore them but bikes and boats are
not always very convenient. So I went due east and immediately started up a +20
degree hill justting out of the Adriatic Sea.





by the time I got to the top I felt like I had accomplished a lot. I was able to
avoid most brutal climbs but this was one i wouldn't be able to avoid and it was
Bru-TAL! With cars screaming up and down the cobble roads at high speeds. I
expected that I would have to push the bike but thankfully the double chain ring
gearing was just enough



Slovenia was my favorite country in a few ways. In a way its not ideal to go
there right out of Italy because that is one language they really don't want to
listen to (and they all speak English pretty well) but mostly because it felt
like my home state of Oregon. Its clean and polite and earnestly interested. (at
least I think to think of Oregon like that) .But bike touring through the forest
and smelling that pine was quite heavenly. Plus they had some interesting DIY
spaces along the way










Leaving, however was more difficult. I had been following Google's directions
which had a border crossing just a 10 clicks north of the main highway crossing
into Zagreb, Croatia. The border guards were not so keen. They took my passport
and went through the motions and then told me that it wouldn't be possible for
reasons they couldn't explain.  Why would you bother having border guards who
can speak more than one language?

"You no bike cross"

"I just saw a person bike across"

"Not you"

"Can I walk across?"
They made me turn around and go back to the train station several miles back.
When I got to the station they told me I was not allowed to take a train with a
bike until after rush hour (like 9pm). That was gonna mean I was getting into
the squat after midnight and seemed a terrible idea. So I tried the next option.
Ride on the highway! The roads are really well paved but apparently the
motorists are very concerned about my safety because someone called in the
police and just before I had finished biking the 15 miles to the boarder I was
detained. A prolonged conversation resulted in them taking me to a gas station
and having them ask random motorists if I could jump into their vehicle so as to
cross the border without creating an international incident. After more than an
hour they found a large bus carrying  the Slovenian National Women's Basketball
team and together we went to Croatia. It was a surreal experience.



There's a lot more stories; if you are kind, curious and patient I will share
them with you.

Preview YouTube video CRITICHELLA Critical Mass Napoli 2014

 

 
 
 
 






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MAY 8, 2019


FUCKING BIKES IN DENVER


We take back active mobility. We take back our streets. 
We take back our bodies. We do it in the road.



THE BEST OF THE WORST IS TONIGHT IN DENVER


Plus the Westword made us the pick of the week (or the day, whatever!) but read
the blurb they wrote:


> Gird your loins for the Bike Smut Film Festival, a tour de pantsless
> exhibition of the horniest movies on two wheels. Presenting a pansexual array
> of independently produced erotica from cyclists of all backgrounds, Bike Smut
> is a body-positive bonanza of short films dedicated to demonstrating how
> creative filmmakers get freaky in the sack and astride the saddle. See what
> these "randy riders" get up to on their "hot wheels" when Bike Smut rolls up
> to the Oriental Theater, 4335 West 44th Avenue, at 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 8
> (doors open at 7). Buy tickets, $18, and learn more at theorientaltheater.com


Someone on their staff was really was having a good time! And it makes sense it
is gonna be big.

We have free STI tests from Rocky Mountain Cares: condoms, dental dams, Free
1-Min HIV tests and learn about PrEP (Pre-Exposure Prophylaxis)
We have bikes and bodies suspended by Studio Friction
We have tiny genitalia from Planed Parenthood: Rocky Mountains 
#KeepAbortionSafe
We have loads of sex toys from Vanilla Kink and Awakenings Boutique
We have a sweet after party at MiddleMan with DJ SaltHands




ALL OLD! ALL NEW!
ALL PORN! ALL 4 U!

5/8/19
The Oriental Theater
Doors at 7pm. Show at 8pm
21+ only




SPONSORED BY


Awakenings Boutique, 
Velowood Cyclery, 
Vanilla Kink,
Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network, 
MiddleMan,
Studio Friction 
Planned Parenthood Rocky Mountains
 



Presale tickets were still available at the time of this publishing! 
GET TIX NOW!



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MAY 4, 2019


CYCLO DE MILO - TOPLESS RIDE - SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!



It is exciting time to be alive and self mobilized. As the age of automotive
tyranny draws to a close more people find their loins engorged and emboldened by
their choices.

We choose to sweat a little more.
We choose to breathe a little harder.
We choose to put some skin in the game.

This Sunday Bike Smut is proudly co-sponsoring a topless bike ride with The
Ministry of Boulder.




Cyclo de Milo
Sunday May 5 (Cinco de Mayo)
Fate Brewing - 1600 38th St, Boulder, CO
1pm - 4pm

Its kind of like the World Naked Bike Ride, but ya know, only half-monty.




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APRIL 25, 2019


SCIENCE FRICTION IN KC


When people have affordable rent they may spend their time making art... and
making weird. 


Here we have the Stray Cat Film Center. A fantastic space for exploring art and
making kickass parties. Which is what you want to do following Critical Mass!
You wanna feel free! Free to ride your machine and not get hassled by the man.
And you wanna party! And that is what we are going to do!



Bike Smut 9: Science Friction
Friday April 26
Stray Cat FIlm Center
1662 Broadway Blvd, Kansas City, MO
9pm, following Critical Mass (prizes for best costumes on ride)

18+ , $10
Performances by Drugs & Attics, Riki Wallen, KC Roller Derby
Space Kink Costume Contest
Beer by Cinder Block, Brewery Emperial, Torn Label





CRITICAL MASS!

COSTUMES!

BONDAGE!


BEER!


BANDS!


PERFORMANCES!




When the book of Bike Smut is written there may well be an entire chapter on
Kansas City. The term "fast friends" makes sense when people are engaging in
provocative art that allows them to question things as basic as how they move
and how they fuck. But sometimes, some communities in some places look beyond
the surface of Bike Smut and explore the depths.




Thus we are moved to present Jackie Danger with our coveted "Hero de Bike Smut"
award for excellence in bringing joy and comfort to the weary traveling artist.
You know that feeling you get when someone asks you if you need something not
out of a sense of obligation but out of genuine desire to be helpful? Well if
you dont make some rad as fuck art and bring it to KC because it feels great!




Of course she is not alone. A community does not just appear out of nothing.
Cinephile, Matt Loyd puts in time behind the projector and brings technical
excellence to keep their collective vision chugging along. Exploring the
beautifully absurd and spell-blindingly horrific in celluloid and performance.
Of their duo it is written:


> Jointly they promote the visibility of queer culture through films that
> challenge mainstream societal and cinematic expectation as well as provide a
> platform for traveling film festivals and filmmakers.
> From sailboats to haunted drain tunnels, the Cannonball Roarers have showcased
> memorably strange events in a variety of strangely memorable locations!
> Collaborating with performers, musicians, dancers and so much more, they
> strive to change the way our community engages with great cinema.

We are reminded of the words spoken just before a screening of Charles Lum's
provocative work during Pornotopia (Albuquerque's semi-annual festival of hidden
erotic gems hosted by Self Serve):


"The history of experimental cinema *is* the history of queer cinema."

Because how much examination of truth at 24 frames per second can you do if you
haven't ever examined your own butt?


Exploring hidden spaces and forbidden places with friendly faces. Thats what
visiting KC feels like.







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MARCH 31, 2019


THE BEST OF THE WORST - WORLD PREMIERE


It happening again but not as it has ever been done before.


Ravenous bikesexuals have been asking for a "best of Bike Smut" program for
several years. But we have refused because if more than a decade of organizing
art showcases of diverse methods of "getting on and getting off... bikes" has
taught us its that one person's flat tire is another's unicycle. So rather than
play favorites we are gonna go the opposite direction and play red-headed
stepchild.


THE BEST OF THE WORST

More than just bikes or sex, this one night only show will permit Denver,
Colorado's adult, consensual audience to engage with the most provocative
bike-fucking films ever made.










This show will include frequent interaction with the audience.
Prepare for us to ask questions you have likely avoided answering for decades. 
One part film school, one part game show, all parts genital.
This may be the only time this show is ever produced.
Get ready to get uncomfortable


Wednesday, May 8th, Two Thousand Nineteen years into the Common Era
The Oriental Theater - Get tix now!
Doors at 7pm. Show at 8pm
21+ only


SPONSORED BY


Be Vibrant/PPRM, 
Awakenings Boutique, 
Velowood Cyclery, 
Vanilla Kink,
Hey, Denver/Colorado Health Network, 



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MARCH 17, 2019


THINGS TO DO IN DENVER WHEN YOU ARE DEAD SEXY




BIKESEXUAL BAJEEBUS! WE GOT SPONSORS!





Velowood Cyclery: The only bike shop in Denver brave enough to be a
public-facing sponsor for Bike Smut! A full-service bike shop with a personal
touch. 



Vibrant: Vibrant offers high-end toys and supplies for adventurous adults, with
proceeds going to support Planned Parenthood of the Rocky Mountains.

The Drop: The Drop is the HIV-testing center for PPRM that provides free testing
and helpful services for sexual health, as well as a safe community space. 







Awakening: Denver's female-focused and female-owned pleasure center, now in TWO
locations: RiNo and Broadway! So fun, so pretty, so approachable!







Vanilla Kink: the by-appointment and online toy store specializing in kinky
stuff for all orientations, coming soon to brick-and-mortar near Sloan's Lake.
So many collars, so little time. 




Studio Friction: The rope-and-aerials studio for circus and bondage in the Santa
Fe neighborhood. Events, classes, and workshops available for all sorts of
skills and fun!




Hey, Denver: A sweet group of folks who provide HIV/STI testing and harm
reduction counseling and services to anyone who would like them. A great place
to check in and keep yourself safe and healthy!



Middleman is the official after party for Bike Smut: Denver! Join in the group
ride and dance your bikesexual urges into a proper frothy cocktail and drink
that shit down while dancing to actual fucking vinyl by DJ Salthands!


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JULY 25, 2018


THURSDAY! OUR LAST SHOW IN CANADA!


SAVE THE RIO!

In most cities there are few venues where Bike Smut can present. Often we find
ourselves in a backyard, or underground art gallery, which is fine for an
intimate show, but when there's hundreds of people who want to watch it
together... that's when we need a proper cinema!

We don't envy the difficulty of running a modern theater. Most filmmakers are
not exactly easy to deal with and have an unrealistic expectation of their
upcoming success.

From our perspective it's hard enough convincing people that we are actually a
real event. Once you get beyond the spam filters and gatekeepers you still have
to negotiate the taboo of having a night of profound exploration of how we move
and fuck.

This challenges so much about who we are. Its rare to have spaces that can
properly ride the line between risk taking in their programming and keeping
their own doors open. The Rio here in Vancouver is on the bubble. They
continually have interesting, provocative, independent art. But they are feeling
the pinch. In a culture that can't see tomorrow because of the money they could
make today, these places are always on the edge of capitalism's knife.

Thankfully The Rio is not just waiting for the axe to fall, they are actually
doing something about it. The #SaveTheRio campaign has raised millions and is
close to achieving its goal of making it so that they can buy the venue and have
a little more breathing room in the future.

The deadline for this is August 1st so in addition to the community, nonprofit
bike shops Bike Smut donates to while in Vancouver we are also splitting the
proceeds with The Rio. We've had our last couple shows here and we can't imagine
anywhere else we would go in Vancouver.





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10.7.23 Seattle @ Chop Suey



You were warned - this shit is rare.



We are were intrepid explorers. Email bikesmut@gmail.com to help bridge the
connections between good sex and good transportation.


Wanna set up a screening? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?!? Well if you still
have that interest you can click on HowToHost Bike Smut

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Bike Smut was only available at select venues. There are no DVDs for sale, but
you can click on a link below for a sample...

Video Trailers

Calypso Smut

What is Bike Smut?
Safe for work edit on Youtube

What
is Bike Smut?

Consent
is Sexy

Bike Smut 6: Turning TriXXX

Bike Smut 5:SPEED

Bike Smut 4:PLAY

Bike Smut 3: Cycle Bound or somewhat more reliable
low quality

Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation

The Pornography of the Bicycle
edited by Nickey Robo


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Contact Us

If you want Bike Smut email:
bikesmut@gmail.com

Please ply us with alcohol or
cookies in your request.




BIKE SMUT IS...

a shared experience and only available in theaters.

At first you may not see the connections between sex and cycling. Some are
attracted to the sleek designs, some champion the liberation of women, (eg how
bikes put pants on women) while others think bikers are hot and want to fuck
them.

We can help.

Our program of short, DIY bike pornography is specially designed to provide you
the tools to meet, converse and potentially reach orgasm with bikers in your
area!

We endorse:
joyful exploration,shameless flirtation,
and radical honesty.
Movies are a powerful medium, but even more impressive is what creative ideas
come from a community gathering to appreciate the cause of better sex and better
transportation! Workshops, dance parties, lectures and discussion groups,
potlucks, craft nights, naked/underwear bike rides, and more take part in
bettering your community by helping to define obscenity for yourself...



MAKE PORN!

oh? you're shy? thats cool we have other ways for you to


SUPPORT US!

Want to share your product with joyous bikesexuals the world around? We are now
accepting sponsors to help us bring more joy and liberation to the streets.





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