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CHICK NORRIS!!!

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THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDMA’S CHICKEN!



Pecking order?

Nah, try pecking pain.

This beak ain’t for nibbling breadcrumbs..

It’s for shattering kneecaps and ruining your day!



Chick Norris, the bird so tough he clogs the toilet even when he pisses. The
bird so ruthless he doesn’t just cross the road, he makes the cars swerve into a
ditch. He doesn’t give a cluck. He's here to stomp skulls and chew breadcrumbs,
and he's all out of breadcrumbs.


**The Mission**

It's simple. Send the Dog & Cat Meat Trade to the doghouse. Save the scrappy and
the scarred. Build The Nest sanctuaries for every stray that’s been screwed over
in the lands where they're needed most. Chick’s on a rampage, sending every
animal abuser to an early grave. This is no poultry pursuit; it’s a full-blown
feather rebellion.  



THE STORY




CHICK NORRIS FIGHTS CRIME!


FUELING THE FIGHT 

Listen up featherweights,

 

The $Chicki token ain't some weak-ass meme coin that’s gonna vanish like a fart
in the breeze. This token’s got bite, not just bark! 

 

Every time you buy or sell $Chicki, 1% pumps liquidity into the pool, 0.01%
kicks some sweet yields back to all you holders, and 2% goes straight into
Chick’s war chest. That’s right, my war chest. And as we grow, that fee’s gonna
shrink, but for now, every damn cent is fueling the mission. This fight ain’t
cheap, but we're torching every lowlife animal abuser, and $Chicki is the
flamethrower.

 

A top-trending meme coin isn’t just about clout, it’s a megaphone for animal
welfare. When this thing blows up, it ain’t just meme chasers piling in, it’s
every animal-loving badass ready to hit harder than my roundhouse kick.






CHICKS WAR CHEST

will fund:

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MARKETING

Marketing this meme coin so hard, even your mom’s heard of it (whether she likes
it or not). Billboards in major cities, social media, celebrity endorsements,
partnerships and more!



 * you’ll see Chick Norris plastered on billboards, blowing up your social media
   feeds, and showing up where you least expect him. If you’re not talking about
   Chick Norris, then you’re already late to the party. 

 * Massive Influencer Campaign: Every meme lord, every influencer, and anyone
   with a brain will want in on this. Why? Because Chick Norris doesn’t ask
   twice. 

 * Collaborations: Chick Norris doesn’t work alone. We’ll be teaming up with
   animal welfare groups, influencers, and whoever else isn’t afraid to take on
   this dirty, dangerous fight. 



Oh, and Yeah, 25% of $Chicki used to buy Chick Norris swag or interact with My
Nest App gets burned. Chick doesn’t just sell merch, he incinerates it to keep
the coin hot. 

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THE NEST SANCTUARIES

Building The Nest sanctuaries and maintaining them, Forget coops and cute little
houses. The Nest Sanctuaries are like rescue shelters if rescue shelters were
made by a guy who kicks harder than a mule on steroids. Rescued animals will
receive the care and love they deserve, PROVIDING A safe haven filled with
dignity and affection.



 * Food, medical care, and a shit-ton of chew toys for rescued animals.

 * Hiring real animal lovers to care for them.

 * My goal? To turn this into a global mission, building a paradise for all
   furry souls in all countries!



Here's some more info:                       

The Nest

02.5


HIRE REAL ANIMAL LOVERS!



People who don’t just pet dogs, but would go to war for them. Not only will they
care for rescued animals, but they’re gonna be boots on the ground, hunting down
those who need help.

Here's how we track down these furry survivors:

Street Patrols: My team hits the streets, hunting down strays in rough spots
like marketplaces, alleys, and urban warzones. These poor pups and kitties are
often beaten down, injured, or starving, but not on my watch. Community
Snitches: We got eyes everywhere. Locals report any stray or abused animals, and
we swoop in. Whether it's hotline tips or social media shoutouts, Chick Norris
gets the job done. Meat Market Mayhem: In places where the dog and cat meat
trade runs rampant, my crew hits the scene. We rescue those poor souls from
death, even if it means busting some heads—or buying them out if we have to.
Abandoned Pets: Some scumbags dump their pets like trash. When we hear about it,
we’re there. Shelters get these poor creatures out of danger, no questions
asked. Vet Alerts: Partnering with veterinary clinics, we get a heads-up on
animals who were abandoned after medical care or need a permanent rescue home.
No pup or kitty left behind. Cruelty Crackdowns: I don’t tolerate abuse. We team
up with authorities to take down scumbags involved in cruelty, hoarding, or
illegal breeding operations—and the animals get the love they deserve. TNR
Rescues: For those wild street cats, we run Trap-Neuter-Return programs. But if
we find a sick or injured one? They’re coming home with us for a second chance. 
No animal gets left behind when Chick Norris is on the case.

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NEST APP



It’s not your grandma’s knitting circle. The Nest app goes beyond physical
refuges, we're tearing down walls, connecting hearts across the map.



For all you couch potatoes who can’t adopt one of our furballs in person, you’re
in luck!

24/7 live stream, you can virtually walk around the entire shelter, interacting
with animals and staff as if they were there in person.



WiFi treat dispenser, Wanna toss a treat to that scrappy pup? One click, and
bam! It’s done, right in front of your eyes!

 

wifi toys: Play with the animals, Use Wi-Fi-controlled toys to play with rescued
animals. Just be careful, if they’re as tough as Chick Norris, they might break
the toy.



It’s like being there minus the slobber, but with all the badassery. just like
if you were there in person!

Chick’s dragging you into the fight, 24/7, wherever the hell you are. Get ready
to dive headfirst into the chaos:



Live-stream the rescue missions:

Our crew’s gonna be live-streaming every mission—so you’re right there, kicking
in doors, hauling out furballs, and serving justice. No fluff, just straight-up
ass-kicking for every pup and kitty that needs saving.

The Nest APP Info




HOW TO BUY

Alright, featherweights, wanna get your hands on some $Chicki tokens and join
the most badass gang on the blockchain?

 

Here’s how to do it, Chick Norris-style. No bullshit, just results. 


1

Create a Phantom wallet



First off, you’ll need a place to stash your $Chicki tokens.

Go to phantom.app and follow their idiot-proof steps to create a wallet. It’s so
easy even your grandma could do it.. unless she’s scared of badass chickens. 


3

Swap ($SOL) for $Chicki



Now it’s time to put on your big kid pants. Open your Phantom wallet, tap the
SWAP icon, and paste the $Chicki token address. Swap your $SOL for $Chicki. And
for the love of all things badass, make sure you’re using the right $Chicki
address. You screw this up? Don’t come crying to me 


2

Get some Solana $SOL

 

You can’t just waltz in here without some $SOL in your pocket. Here's how to
load up:

 

Option 1

 

Hit that BUY button in your Phantom app and get yourself some Solana ($SOL).
Don’t act like you’ve never bought crypto before. 

 

or

 

Option 2

 

Prefer the scenic route? Head to any exchange, convert your money into $SOL,
then deposit it into your Phantom wallet.  


4

You did it! You’re officially part of the Chick Norris Army !

 

But don’t start celebrating just yet, you’re not a hero until you put in the
work. This ain’t for little pussies, we’ve got a big fight ahead and a lot of
furballs to rescue. So gear up, toughen up, and get ready to kick some serious
ass.

 

Chick Norris doesn’t ask twice.. now get moving! 



The Chick Norris $Chicki token is the key to getting shit done in The Nest App
and beyond. Here’s how you’ll be using it to spoil some furballs and flex on the
rest: Animal Naming Rights Auctions: Think you’ve got the best name for a new
rescue? Prove it. Join the auctions and outbid the competition for the right to
name that badass pup or kitty that just got saved. NFT Integration: We’re
dropping NFTs, and each one represents a unique animal in the shelter. You wanna
own a piece of Chick Norris’s rescue empire? Now’s your shot. Token-Based Animal
Care Packages: Use those tokens to send real-world care packages to your
favorite furry heroes in the sanctuary. We're talking premium food, special
toys—none of that cheap crap. Customized Animal Gear: Trick out your sponsored
animals with cool accessories like collars, toys, and beds. Because every badass
deserves to look the part. Holiday Gifting: Want to spoil the animals during the
holidays? Spend tokens to deck out their rooms with festive treats, decorations,
and even holiday-themed hangouts with the staff. Yeah, we’re making this
personal. Token Leaderboard and Achievements: Top Donor Board: You wanna brag?
Earn it. Get on the public leaderboard and flex with titles like “Top Treat
Giver” or “Master of Play.” The more tokens you drop, the bigger your bragging
rights. Prizes: Top donors don’t just get clout—they get a shot at winning a
free, all-expenses-paid holiday to come hang out with the animals. Yep, we’re
talking a real-life visit. Milestone Rewards: Every time you hit a new milestone
for treats, toys, or interactions, you unlock exclusive rewards—think VIP animal
photos, videos, and digital collectibles. So, step up or step aside. The Chick
Norris Token’s about making a real impact—while looking like a total badass.

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