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Skip to content * About * Roadmap * Tokenomics * Join Us BUY NOW GOOD GARY $GENSLR He came to defeat his evil earthborn doppelgänger Claim Twitter Telegram ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE, THERE WAS A MAN NAMED GOOD GARY GENSLER. Good Gary Gensler was the founder of the Intergalactic Crypto Defense League (ICDL) and a champion of crypto. When the ICDL headquarters received an urgent call that the Galactic Banksters and the FUD Spreader were planning to destroy the crypto universe with fear, uncertainty, and doubt, Good Gary knew he had to act fast. With his sidekick Satoshi the Shiba Inu, they set out on their mission to save the crypto world on their spaceship, The Coin Collector. They encountered an asteroid field made up of obsolete physical currency, which they dodged with ease, and upon reaching the enemy base, Good Gary fought with his sword of a Thousand Tokens, incinerating the enemy’s lies with Satoshi’s fiery breath. When he faced the fearsome leader of the Galactic Banksters, he realized that Lord FOMO was nothing but a hologram. He struck his sword into the ground, and a surge of positive energy destroyed the hologram and shattered the FUD. The Galactic Banksters fled, and the crypto world rejoiced. Good Gary knew that there were still realities in the multiverse where cryptocurrencies were under threat, especially from his doppelganger – the Earth Gary Gensler. Good Gary created the $GENSLER Coin, an all-powerful cryptocurrency that was immune to FUD. When Earth Gary summoned a team of bureaucratic banshees to challenge the $GENSLER Coin, Good Gary confronted him, armed with the power of the $GENSLER Coin and the unyielding support of crypto enthusiasts across dimensions. In the ultimate showdown, Good Gary emerged victorious, championing the cause of cryptocurrencies and proving that the true spirit of innovation and decentralization would always triumph. $GENSLER COIN ROADMAP: 2023 Q2 - 2024 Q4 Disclaimer: The following roadmap is a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek plan for the $GENSLER Coin. No guarantees, promises, or timetables shall be considered binding. 2023 Q2: * Launch $GENSLER Coin: Publicity campaign including interdimensional billboards, meme warfare, and TikTok dances featuring Good Gary Gensler himself. * List $GENSLER Coin on top multiverse exchanges and several garage sales, pawnshops, and obscure farmers' markets (to ensure true decentralization). * Introduce the "FUD-Proof Shield" feature – advanced technology that immunizes $GENSLER Coin against any form of negative news, opinions, or galactic regulations. 2023 Q3: * Announce a strategic partnership with the United Federation of Planets, interstellar food trucks, and your local mom-and-pop grocery store. * Establish a $GENSLER Coin Ambassador Program, enlisting influential beings from across the multiverse – including extraterrestrial social media influencers, psychic cats, and that one friend who won't stop talking about crypto. * Launch a "Crypto Academy for the Universally Challenged," an educational initiative teaching the basics of $GENSLER Coin, blockchain technology, and a 101 course on sarcasm. 2023 Q4: * Host a $GENSLER Con, the first-ever interdimensional conference dedicated to the $GENSLER Coin community. Featuring keynote speakers such as Good Gary Gensler, a hologram of Elon Musk, and that one guy who claims he's the real Satoshi Nakamoto. * Roll out the $GENSLER Coin-backed Intergalactic Debit Card, allowing holders to pay for daily essentials such as zero-gravity coffee, quantum burgers, and spaceship insurance. * Release the long-awaited "HODL or Die: The Good Gary Gensler Story" biopic, chronicling the adventures of Good Gary Gensler and Satoshi the Shiba Inu as they defend the crypto universe. 2024 Q1: * Introduce the $GENSLER Coin NFT Marketplace, specializing in collectibles of Good Gary Gensler in various power poses and hilarious outtakes from bureaucratic battles. * Launch a $GENSLER Coin space mission, planting the official flag on the Moon, Mars, and Saturn's moon, Enceladus (it's got geysers, why not?). * Open the first brick-and-mortar $GENSLER Coin Bank, offering interdimensional currency exchange services, storage for physical coins, and complimentary cookies on Fridays. 2024 Q2: * Partner with the Crypto Olympics, the premier sporting event for blockchain enthusiasts, featuring events such as the 100m HODL, the FUD-throw, and the 24-hour trading marathon. * Create the "Good Gary Gensler Crypto Sanctuary," a virtual metaverse where $GENSLER Coin holders can frolic, socialize, and attend seminars on the history of interdimensional currency. * Collaborate with the $DOGE and $SHIB communities for a limited edition, triple-themed crossover NFT series, sparking unprecedented demand among meme coin connoisseurs. 2024 Q3: * Develop the "GarySwap" DEX, a decentralized exchange for swapping $GENSLER Coins and other top meme coins, complete with a witty AI chatbot that dispenses sarcastic financial advice. * Sponsor the inaugural "Good Gary Gensler Galactic Road Trip," an interstellar journey visiting historic crypto landmarks like the Bitcoin asteroid belt and the ICO black hole. * Expand the $GENSLER Coin ecosystem with the release of "GaryVerse," a virtual reality platform where users can live, work, and play using $GENSLER Coin as the primary currency – with a healthy dose of sarcasm, of course. 2024 Q4: * Initiate the "Gary Gensler Multiverse Diplomacy Project," a campaign to establish diplomatic relations with other parallel universes, spreading the gospel of Good Gary Gensler and his crypto utopia. * Celebrate the 2nd anniversary of the $GENSLER Coin with a live-streamed virtual concert, featuring an intergalactic lineup of artists, holograms, and AI-generated musicians. * Organize the "End of the Roadmap" gala, an exclusive, black-tie event for $GENSLER Coin holders and VIPs, complete with a red carpet, a fine-dining experience, and an awards ceremony honoring the most sarcastic and innovative members of the community. TOKENOMICS No Taxes, No Bullshit. It’s that simple. 90% LIQUIDITY 5% CEX LISTING 5% WHATEVER GOOD GARY WANTS! $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND $GENSLER COIN COMMUNITY VENTURES INTO 2025 AND BEYOND The spirit of Good Gary Gensler and his unwavering commitment to sarcasm, innovation, and meme-powered prosperity will continue to guide the project. NEW MILESTONES, PARTNERSHIPS, AND INTERDIMENSIONAL ADVENTURES AWAIT – BUT, AS ALWAYS, NO PROMISES! Join the community BE WITH US EVERY STEP OF THE WAY! 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