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GORONCITY
INFAMOUS GRIEFING GROUP




HISTORY OF GORONCITY - BY Z0MBY

The gay ass group known as GoronCity was started by yours truly, z0mby, and
holmes. We would act like little faggots in ESEA pugs by primarily ghosting, and
we soon decided to stick a name to what we were doing. Thinking we would make a
group, a week would pass, and we would grow bored and forget about it because we
would lose interest, I picked the oddest name I could think of. GoronCity seemed
to fit so we tagged up as 'Goron_Elder_Chris' and 'Goron_Elder_Brett.' We
recruited our e-friends(nax, niblets, tecknoe, shardeek, pliskin, caliban) and I
made a channel on the GameSurge IRC network, #GoronCity(which is now banned and
made illegal) I posted it on the ESEA forums on 12-31-06, and within the first
night about 50 kids joined, which was a pretty big surprise. I had most of them
go spam our channel on the ESEA forums. I'd also spam every single guest book I
could find with this long drawn out ridiculous 10 paragraph essay about how we
were going to trade supplies and start making alliances with different ESEA
factions, basically i made GoronCity look like a faggot ass nerd fest for queers
and homos, and my channel quickly grew in popularity, just about everyone who
came in either, 1) Asked what this gay shit was, 2) Saw my messages and thought
we were amazing trolls, 3) Called us nerds and told us to go back to WoW, or 4)
Was a faggot and role played along, at least 50 kids started talking about Zelda
and how they were going to sell us potions and shit, it was the gayest thing I'd
ever seen. Any who, I'd have all the people in our channel(which was usually at
a constant 120-160) go and troll the forums, spam the guest books, or grief the
pugs on ESEA. It was hilarious, no, it was more than that, it was absolutely
f**king ridiculous. I mean this shit was bananas, there'd seemed to always be
kids trolling the forum and griefing pugs, and countless kids bought me ESEA
accounts. It's funny because at least 1,000 different people at one point or
another made at least one troll post about GoronCity on the forums, that has to
be some sort of record right? Like most faggots ever to act gay online. Anyway,
this went on for about 4-5 months maybe, i made some videos portraying us and
our shenanigans on ESEA, and this homo named thedroop thought they were
hil-fkn-larious, and made us our first site. I think I love him. With a
combination of losing our channel, getting perm banned from ESEA, and every
other goron playing WoW, our reign of terror on ESEA stopped. Since then we've
recruited 11 more homos, raged about every game we could find, trolled the
Counter-Strike world to absolute shit, and made about a billion videos/collages.
Now stop asking, "DERR HOW DID GORDANZ START!?!" The End.

The history of GoronCity is just that simple, the history of z0mby, however, is
not. We'll be adding a brief summary of his heroin filled journey later on.


GAMES RAGED




And many more.


TESTIMONIALS

A collection of some of the testimonials GoronCity has received over the years
from professional gamers.

Elite_sniper
Nerd in CS 1.6

"yo look ban chris because he sucks so bad. he just TK's every single round.
right when i spawn i see him coming to TK us. look he goes and kills the
hostage, chris you fag"

Tw3aKEr
Another Satisfied Customer

"god if you dont stop i will rip your balls out, feed them to you and then kill
you"

Happy Scrim Man
Useless in 1.6

"wtf are you shooting your teammates for kid? gtfo. ban this kid or something.
fuck you you stupid piece of shit"


TESTIMONIALS CONTINUED

"Everyone knows the Goron's are a bunch of low life losers who try to anger
people on gaming forums and in a video game. Stop giving them so much publicity
and maybe they'll go away."



Santa_Claus

Mad Nerd, Gotfrag Forums

"IT DOESNT MATTER IF I DONT CLICK ON THE LINKS, OTHERS WHO DONT KNOW HIM DO. HE
POSTS PICTURES OF CUT OFF DICKS, MASSACRED DEAD BODIES ETC, HE WILL HAVE MAJOR
PHYSIOLOGICAL PROBLEMS IN THE FUTURE, THIS IS NOT NORMAL! STOP ENABLING HIM! i'm
totally serious! this is not normal behaviour, he takes the time to find these
pics, upload them, and posting them"



tym4c

Angry Nerd, Gotfrag Forums

"prolly got a little dick and he aint never had no stank on his hang low... LOL
ban ban ban ban ban ban ban ban"



[NS] Big Country [R]

Mad Retard, Video Game


CEVO-P CERTIFIED


LINKS




MEMBERS - * MEANS DEAD




Z0MBY

Goron Elder*


BRETT

Goron Elder


PLISKIN

Goron Elder*




NAX

Goron Elder


NIBLETS

Goron Elder


PIKACHU

Goron Elder




CALIBAN

Goron Elder


HUNTERBRUTE

Goron Elder


FOCKBOX

Goron Elder


MEMBERS CONTINUED




OHHAI

Goron


STINKYFISHFACE

Goron


E0NZ

Pterodactyl Owner*




DAVID(VLK)

Goron


JIRX

Goron


HAMTRAX

Goron*




THEDROOP

Old Webmaster Goron


WOWTHOSEAREHUGE

Goron


HATI

Drugged Goron *


There is probably a lot of people missing from this list, we weren't good at
keeping track of everyone.


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ABOUT US

GoronCity is no longer active, and we don't plan to be. z0mby is dead and so is
GoronCity, as it should be.

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