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SHOW ME THE MONEY
TRYING TO GET MY COMPANY BACK
February 25, 2016 · attorney,finance,chivalrous organisations
I circulated a memo to white circle firms
and shareholder activists.
I learned of your firm because I share Adv. _______'s stance that one does not
advocate based on popularity. I am writing to ask your advice about how to
return to Myanmar.
I was born in Burma in 1963. In 1993 I took a leave of absence from law school
in Connecticut to participate on the JET Programme at a girl’s high school in
Ishinomaki, Japan. In the spring of 1994 I was permitted to visit Yangon for the
first and last time in 50 years.
At Yangon airport in 1994 I descended the rolling stairs to the aircraft,
kneeled, and kissed the tarmac. At passport control the officer noted my Rangoon
birth. After selecting a driver, and taking my seat, I cried. In Yangon I played
football in my longyi in the alley next to my hostel, met with attorneys, and
visited our home.
Japan
In 2001 I worked at Asahi Law Offices in Tokyo, now Nishimura Asahi, Japan’s top
law firm. The Japan founder and managing partner of Asahi was Adv. Takeshi
Ejiri. My office was one over whilst Mr. Ejiri prepared to merge.
I have extensive experience editing and drafting agreements, completing small,
medium, and large cross border deals, and managing complex cross border family
and estate matters. I advised clients leveraging know-how in Asia, litigating IP
and registering trademarks in Japan. Another large portion of my practice has
included cross border corporate management and finance. Most recently, I have
been working on maritime matters for Okabe & Yamaguchi, a Tokyo admiralty firm.
I have lived in Japan for 15 years, and speak, read, and write Japanese. I also
worked for a boutique international law firm in Osaka, where I met my wife, who
is from Nara. My wife works for AbbVie, an American pharmaceutical company spun
off from Abbott Laboratories, both of which are headquartered in Chicago. We
have a 7 year-old daughter, and live near Tennozu Isle, Tokyo. My office and
residence are in a building managed by a leading Japanese trading house. The 31
floor tower of our complex is named for my daughter, Skye, albeit without the e.
In 2010 I met alone with a gentleman in LivingCompanion headquarters. He
foreshadowed the 11/3/11 Event. As explained in my autobiography, in January
2011 a second heart was harvested from the right side of my chest at a
LivingCompanion cloning research facility for senior executives. Sumitomo has
the artifact, and when I have repeatedly tried to access my medical data, or
obtain the artifact, Sumitomo provides me with the usual Japanese gibberish. On
11 March 2011 a tsunami struck Ishinomaki, where I used to live and work,
causing the worst disaster in modern Japanese history. The tsunami was caused by
an explosive detonated off the coast of Japan by the American Navy. On 11 April
2011 I began publishing my autobiography as a blog. Last September I was the
first American to be admitted to Switzerland to apply for asylum. I hope to be
the last.
Myanmar
I have been urged to return, and received feedback on this memo from Mrs. Aung
San Suu Kyi via Adv. Nathan Dodd, the managing partner of Mayer Brown in
Singapore. Mayer Brown was founded in Chicago.
I understand Burmese is easier than Japanese, and suspect my infancy in Burma
will enable me to learn Burmese. I hope to return because of the tremendous
potential for long term growth, advantageous not only for my career, but also
for future generations of my family. I wish I had never left.
In the next year I would focus on building two multipurpose developments in
Yangon. One for housing, shopping, and offices, the other for transport.
Construction tools and facility components would be fully recyclable.
Construction and functioning of the facilities would not emit carbon.
I would construct Japan House I (JH1Y), and the first phase of an automated
ergonomic public transit system (T1Y) in Yangon. I would arrange cooperation
with Tokyo University’s urban planning department, and the appropriate
institutions in Yangon. T1Y would deliver passengers and organic produce to JH1Y
using semi-attended customer activated terminals.
Both companies would be profitless. Like a mutual company, any excess revenue
collected from users would be used to improve the facilities or reduce future
costs. Talent will be recruited from A team players all over the world,
integrated with Myanmar personnel, and used to improve our people.
Working with my hands cleanses my mind. In 1990 I worked construction. In 2003
and 2004 I sorted packages in Tokyo for Yamato Transport. Details are available
on my LinkedIn profile. I would work as a manual labourer on construction, and
in the facilities.
I would serve as an adjunct professor to simultaneously provide students at
Yangon and Tokyo Universities with an introductory political history course. My
lecture would be delivered remotely when necessary. I provided one semester of
my course at Yokohama National University.
Q & A
I require a credit card with a US$20 million credit limit which is not subject
to American taxation. One might ask the following questions. My responses
follow. Additional questions are welcome.
How could you deserve a card with a US$20M credit limit?
My paternal grandfather, Mr. Steven Paul Jobs’s father, financially and
literally seeded companies all over the world. Apple, the largest public company
in the world, is just one of many private and public companies my grandfather
founded. My grandfather was not the first in our family line to sequester
investments for future generations. The funds from his investments may have
mixed with the funds from previous generations.
Each of our investments earmarked funds and assets for this project. Some of the
money was deposited in Switzerland, and moved to Persia, North Korea, or
elsewhere when the American Government began commandeering funds in Switzerland.
A small number of countries, perhaps only Israel, Holland, Japan, Singapore,
South Korea, and Switzerland could adequately conduct due diligence on my
financing and identity. All those nations and others have conducted due
diligence on this matter. I am asking to be connected with my money.
If you are unable to access the accounts my grandfather made for me, there are
other options. I have repeatedly recently been led to believe Japan has the
money. Also, the name Apple Pay is incoincidental. Like anyone, I need money,
and will do until we build a regressive society not based on economic slavery.
"If you are an attorney so well connected, why do you need money (or a 'credit
card') from us?"
Have I answered your question?
Who are you?
A guy who must discover where the human race should be two million years from
now
Why do you need asylum?
To understand my answer to why questions, you might need to be me, but my
autobiography, and this memo are a start.
Is there a business plan?
Business plans are counterproductive. We use Agile methods.
What sort of legal entity might provide you with a credit card?
Why a credit card not subject to American taxation?
I try to avoid the military industrial complex, which includes Microsoft, petrol
automobiles, etc. I attempted to renounce my American citizenship. Timothy
Langley suggested the best way to avoid American hegemony is by expensing
everything. A credit card provides a transparent record of expenses.
When could the credit card be revoked?
my death
How will the card owner object to charges?
Purchases will be denied.
Why do you need legal advice?
1. Everyone does.
2. I need advice to:
a. prevent the next generation of the Holy Grail from causing or suffering a
similar or worse fate than my mother’s.
b. evaluate my decisions as regent for my daughter.
c. find new ideas.
3. We need independent advice for my daughter.
Can't you ask someone else?
All you had to do was reply yes or no.
What sort of advisors do you require?
While I was trying to obtain an outbound flight at an airline counter in Zürich
airport last December, for reasons unknown to me, the Swiss police locked me in
a holding cell at the airport. I was then handcuffed, placed in solitary
confinement in an insane asylum, and sedated with a needle while being
restrained. At the moment I was being injected, I thought: Will this kill me?
The medical doctor answered telepathically: no. I thought: fuck, shit or damn,
i.e. I was disappointed they were not killing me. The doctor then made the only
verbal statement anyone made while I laid restrained and unmoving. He responded
verbally to my telepathic expression of disappointment: “Oh, stop.”
This was the second time I was institutionalised in Switzerland, and the Swiss
did not bother to arrest me. This happened not long after I was almost raped in
the refugee centre. When I notified the Swiss police I was almost raped, they
advised me men can be sexually harassed in Switzerland. Not raped. Imagine my
relief.
The first time I was involuntarily institutionalised was in 2005. I was drugged
unconscious, strapped to a gurney with a catheter and diaper, and locked in a
room in Tokyo for days with no legal recourse to release, and no idea of when or
if I would be released. I could have been legally held indefinitely.
After being incarcerated and then institutionalised in Japan, I was discarded to
America. Each time I returned to Japan the same year. Since the first
institutionalisation, when the Japanese inquire if a course of action might
work, I frequently reply: no one drops the ball this many times and ultimately
hangs on.
I have suffered worse incidents than those of which I have written. There is a
fine line between courage and stupidity. I will walk the line where all but I
think I have ventured into stupidity. An undertaking of this nature requires
nothing less. Nevertheless, you would do well to err on the side of courage.
Who can access this document?
I do not know, but Apple might.
Last December I was using my MacBook at the Starbucks in sight of the Swiss
capital's main police station, and about 100 metres from the Swiss parliament. I
was instructed to leave my MacBook, and go to lunch. This was not the first time
I was instructed to leave my belongings, but this was the first time I returned
to find my belongings gone. I returned more than an hour later, and was told the
police had taken my MacBook.
I walked about a 100 metres to the main Berne police station. Berne is in a
German canton of Switzerland, so I greeted the duty desk officer in German. I
was instructed to go to the waiting room, where two male officers came to see
me, but they did not have my belongings. I greeted them in German. The bad cop
asked me if I spoke French. I replied in French: no, I don't speak French, do
you speak Japanese? He was not pleased, and gruffly asked me what I wanted. I
asked him if they had my MacBook.
The officers then walked me into the basement of the police station, the garage,
and a basement interrogation room. No one knew where I was. I could have
disappeared, and no one would have found me.
My MacBook passcode is more than 25 random characters, including symbols,
numbers, and upper and lower case letters. I knew the police had obtained my
MacBook passcode while observing me on closed circuit television while I logged
into my MacBook at various locations around Switzerland. The angry officer
appeared to have been trying to hack my MacBook using the passcode they had
previously obtained. Despite having the passcode, the officer trying to hack my
MacBook was not permitted access because Apple could see I was not at the
keyboard.
The officer who failed to access my MacBook was furious. Only by following the
telepathic instructions of his partner was I able to placate them. The question
Suck what? occurred to me. At a minimum, I feared I would be involuntarily
institutionalised a third time. I did as I was told.
“What about the media?”
This question may have been directed at my personal habits. My father, both my
grandfathers, and many living lives of quiet desperation had or have similar
habits. In an earlier version of my autobiography, I used the word Minions. That
word evolved out of my autobiography to be used in the movie franchise. For
millennia the Minions have been able to control and manipulate our line by
fostering children with absentee fathers. To date our line has procreated only
to feed the machine. In two million years I may only be remembered for fathering
my daughter.
At the time the advocate asked me the question, I responded verbally: "The media
will always be there." My answers are often circuitous, and I frequently
verbally ask questioners if I answered the question. I did not confirm if I
answered the question, but I suspect not.
I have a prenuptial agreement with my spouse which permits plural marriage. The
throne must be made transparent. My grandfather’s efforts to build a web of
interconnected relations to prevent manipulation of our line is instructive. Mr.
Jobs’s gadgetry has helped me very little. Mr. Jobs’s example, leadership and
sacrifice brings tears to my eyes. I will not be responsible for letting more
children suffer the way he did.
Why do you promote Wikipedia?
Because no one sucks ignorant masses of c#$k like Jiminy Beluga.
Do you think this is useful?
Do I have my credit card?
So what now?
I agreed to cooperate. The Minions promise to let me die at 120.
If we give you enough rope, will you hang yourself?
OMG. I am so sick of hearing that for the last decade.
The yakuza scare me.
- rabbi in training at the rogue 東京 chabad
Response:
I would trust any yakuza long before I would trust a Japanese attorney.
- Steven McIntire Allen
Why do we always underestimate you?
1. You underestimate my resources.
2. Predicting how someone less clever than oneself will behave is easier than
understanding someone more clever.
"Is there anything else we should know?"
You look at your watch twice during a meeting with me again, and I will jump
across the table, rip the watch off your wrist, and shove it up the a&# of the
Chair of the Board of "one of [your] biggest clients."
My CV, a list of representative matters, and references are attached to the
email which contains the URL and passcode to access this document. One of my
references is from a name partner of the admiralty firm mentioned above. Also,
Adv. Myint Lwin in Yangon, one of the attorneys whom I met in 1993, will provide
a reference for me.
We are not the other’s agent. I will not hold myself out as your representative,
nor are you Origin’s.
One might be forgiven for reading the foregoing, and hesitate to reply to the
email I just sent. You can hide. You cannot run. Many have tried and failed.
Many more have stood and watched. Ask yourselves which is the greater sin.
Regards,
S. McIntire Allen
attachments:
1. curriculum vitae <CV>
2. representative matters <matters>
3. references <references>
The journey is the destination.
- Anton Fliri
Yes, but only if you've already arrived.
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