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JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SCRUM HAS IMPROVED YOUR TEAM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE, HERE
COMES THE LATEST SCRUM INNOVATION:




Stop being content with doing twice the work in half the time.

Now have any custom software developed and delivered by your team in two days.

That's right, sign up for Scrum Prime and your team has to deliver all projects
within two days. Same-day delivery of projects is available in some areas.



Alexa integration: No need to talk with any dev team members with their strange
vocabulary. Simply say, "Alexa, I want software that does..." or "Alexa, add a
feature," and with Scrum Prime your team builds it, tests it, and delivers it
within two days.

Family sharing: Not only can you have all custom software developed in two days,
with Scrum Prime so can up to FOUR family members!

Guaranteed two-day delivery of ANY project from YOUR team.


INCLUDING: SCRUM PRIME VIDEO


STREAM DOZENS OF MOVIES AND SERIES ABOUT AGILE TEAMS

BREAKING BAD

A team that cannot afford new hardware turns to cooking and selling meth to
afford to buy a a single new Mac Pro.

WATERFALL

After being told to use a waterfall approach, a product owner goes rogue to save
his project…and the rest of the world.

THE ROADMAP WARRIOR

Roaming post-pandemic cubicle farms, Mad Clinton fends off attacks from nomadic
stakeholders who prey on non-agile teams.

GAME OF SPRINTS

In a world with decade-long seasons, a Scrum Master fights to get teams to
embrace shorter iterations.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

When U.S. government operative Ethan Hunt is given an unachievable deadline,
nothing will stop him and his Impossible Missions Force from delivering.

39 STEPS

A team conducts a SAFe PI Planning meeting by following all prescribed
thirty-nine steps.

We hope it’s obvious that the announcement of Scrum Prime is an April Fool’s Day
joke. We considered saving this for next year. But in such an ugly time, we
wanted to try to bring just a moment of laughter into the day.

Who's Behind This?

ScrumPrime.com is brought to you by Mike Cohn of Mountain Goat Software with
encouragement from the Scrum Alliance. On past April Fool’s Days, we’ve
introduced you to:

 * The Waterfall 2006 Conference
 * ScrumMaster - The Fragrance
 * Cash for Clunker PCs
 * L.A.F.A.B.L.E.
 * ScrumStarter
 * ScrumMasterLove