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*Warning* - this site was created for like minded folk who are passionate about
ranch dressing. Those who can "take it or leave it" this site isn't for you.

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 * Ranch Spotlight Review
 * Ranch Rankings
 * Don't care about my
 * Self Declared Ranch Queen
 * Pre-Order your Ranch Gear
 * Tribute to Souplantation
 * @ Me
 * …  
   * Ranch Spotlight Review
   * Ranch Rankings
   * Don't care about my
   * Self Declared Ranch Queen
   * Pre-Order your Ranch Gear
   * Tribute to Souplantation
   * @ Me



 

*Warning* - this site was created for like minded folk who are passionate about
ranch dressing. Those who can "take it or leave it" this site isn't for you.

 * 
 * 

 * Ranch Spotlight Review
 * Ranch Rankings
 * Don't care about my
 * Self Declared Ranch Queen
 * Pre-Order your Ranch Gear
 * Tribute to Souplantation
 * @ Me
 * …  
   * Ranch Spotlight Review
   * Ranch Rankings
   * Don't care about my
   * Self Declared Ranch Queen
   * Pre-Order your Ranch Gear
   * Tribute to Souplantation
   * @ Me




 * WELCOME TO RANCH RANTS
   
   "TOUR DE RANCH"
   
    
   
   SAN DIEGO'S FIRST WEBSITE THAT RANKS RESTAURANT'S RANCH DRESSING.
   
   THE PLAN FOR THIS SITE IS TO REVIEW ONE RESTAURANTS RANCH WEEKLY.
   
   
   
   RANCH DRESSING SPOTLIGHT!
   
   
   
   
   ELIJAH'S
   
    
   
   IS RANCH KOSHER?
   
   I may be biased but honestly I LOVE a Jewish deli. There is just something
   about it that really captures my heart, probably all the Ashkenazi blood
   coursing through my veins.
   
    
   
   Side Note: One time I went to a Jewish deli not in San Diego and my mom made
   me order her 12 full loafs of rye bread, 5 lbs. of chicken liver and 5
   t-shirts. I looked like an absolute maniac, but It’s safe to say we are
   obsessed.
   
    
   
   Elijah's is a great San Diego Jewish deli. They kill it. And the ranch is
   surprisingly amazing. Solid 9/10. And they give you a big side of it, so you
   can dip your matzo ball in ranch. Don’t tell my ancestors because I have a
   feeling that isn’t kosher.


 * CHECK OUT ALL THE REVIEWS BELOW!
   
   BE IN THE KNOW! MAKE SURE YOU SUBSCRIBE TO GET UPDATES ON THE LATEST RANCH
   REVIEWS!RATING BREAKDOWN BELOW:0/10 = I’D RATHER DRINK MY OWN PISS, OR THEY
   DON’T HAVE RANCH (BOTH DISGUSTING)ANYTHING LESS THAN 4/10 = NOT WORTH IT5/10
   = GOOD IN A PINCH BUT REALLY YOU ARE JUST “GETTING BY”ANYTHING 8/10 AND
   HIGHER IS HIGH QUALITY RANCH10/10 = **CHEFS KISS** PERFECTION!!!
   
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   December 16, 2020 · Chain Restaurants
   
   Cannonball
   December 7, 2020 · PB
   
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 * SELF DECLARED RANCH QUEEN
   
   I JUDGE A RESTAURANT SOLELY ON THEIR RANCH...
   
   PAIGE, THE GAL BEHIND THE OBSESSION.
   
   
   
   For years and I mean years people have made fun of my unhealthy obsession
   with ranch. And hey, I get it, I have always considered myself a sauce
   connoisseur even if those around me just didn’t “get it”. However, my real
   niche, my area of focus, my jam if you will, has always been ranch. I did a
   stint in my early 20’s trying to recreate the perfect restaurant style ranch
   (public apologies here to my mother who had to deal with that mad scientist
   experiment and messy kitchen for 4 months). To my dismay, I could not get my
   homemade ranch to be exact restaurant quality. That is when I started to base
   my restaurant preferences solely on their ranch. I know this is dramatic, but
   I am who I am. The truth is, if I go to a restaurant and they have shitty
   ranch, I know their food is going to be shitty also. Why not save myself the
   despair and know what I am getting into beforehand. That is where this site
   comes in. If you are a real ranch lover like me, I hope this helps. There is
   nothing worse in this world then going to a restaurant and realizing their
   ranch tastes like rancid dog shit. Or even worse, they don’t even serve ranch
   at all (insert eyeroll for hipster places here). This site is unashamedly
   meant for like-minded people. Also, please do not come into this site saying
   “Hidden Valley Ranch” is just as good as restaurant ranch. That is bupkus,
   everyone knows HVR is good in a pinch, but please don’t insult me or anyone
   else with that blatant lie.
   
    
   
   At the end of the day, I know I am not alone in this. So please join me in
   ranking Ranch's around San Diego. "Tour de Ranch"

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 * TRIBUTE TO SOUPLANTATION
   
   RANCH RANTS WOULD BE REMISS IF WE DIDN’T TAKE THE TIME TO HONOR
   SOUPLANTATION/SWEET TOMATOES RANCH DRESSING. 10/10 HANDS DOWN. THIS ONE
   HURTS, BUT WE PUT TOGETHER A LITTLE SOMETHING TO PAY TRIBUTE.🔊
   
   

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