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POST /cart
<form action="/cart" method="post" novalidate="" class="cart-drawer-form">
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<div class="cart-drawer__top">
<div class="cart-drawer__empty-div"></div>
<h2 class="type-subheading type-subheading--1 wow animated" id="cart_dialog_label" style="visibility: visible;">
<span class="cart-drawer--title">Your Cart</span>
</h2>
<div class="cart-close-icon-wrapper">
<button class="slide-menu cart-close-icon cart-menu-close alt-focus" aria-label="Open cart sidebar" type="button">
<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="24" height="24" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="feather feather-x">
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</button>
</div>
</div>
<div class="ajax-cart--top-wrapper">
<div class="ajax-cart--cart-discount">
<div class="cart--order-discount-wrapper custom-font ajax-cart-discount-wrapper"></div>
</div>
<span class="cart-price-text hide">Subtotal</span>
<div class="ajax-cart--cart-original-price">
<span class="cart-item-original-total-price d-none"><span class="money">$0.00</span></span>
</div>
<div class="ajax-cart--total-price hide">
<h2 id="cart_dialog_status" role="status" class="js-cart-drawer-status sr-only"></h2>
<h3 id="cart_drawer_subtotal">
<span class="cart-total-price js-cart-total" id="cart-price"><span class="money"><span class="sr-only">Your Cart Subtotal</span>$0.00</span></span>
</h3>
</div>
<div id="rcsms-cart-widget" data-responsive="true" data-disable-branding="true" data-variant="null" style="display: none;">
<div class="rcsms-cart-widget__wrapper" style="display: none; transform: translateY(0px); opacity: 1;"><label class="rcsms-cart-widget__label"><input type="checkbox" class="rcsms-cart-widget__checkbox"><span
class="rcsms-cart-widget__checkmark"></span>Manage your orders via SMS</label>
<div class="rcsms-cart-widget__logo"></div>
<div class="rcsms-cart-widget__modal">
<p><strong>How subscriptions work</strong></p>
<p>Products are automatically delivered on your schedule. No obligation, modify or cancel your subscription anytime.</p>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<p class="cart--shipping-message taxes-and-shipping-message hide">Taxes and <a href="/policies/shipping-policy">shipping</a> calculated at checkout </p>
<div class="slide-checkout-buttons">
<button type="submit" name="checkout" class="btn alt-focus cart-button-checkout hide">
<span class="cart-button-checkout-text">Place your order</span>
<span class="cart-button-checkout-spinner lds-dual-ring hide"></span>
</button>
<div class="additional-checkout-buttons hide">
<div class="dynamic-checkout__content" id="dynamic-checkout-cart" data-shopify="dynamic-checkout-cart"></div>
</div>
<button class="btn btn-default cart-menu-close secondary-button alt-focus" type="button"> Continue Shopping </button>
</div>
</div>
<div class="cart-error-box"></div>
<div aria-live="polite" class="cart-empty-box"> Your basket is empty </div>
<script type="application/template" id="cart-item-template"> <li>
<article class="cart-item">
<div class="cart-item-image--wrapper">
<a class="cart-item-link" href="" tabindex="-1">
<img
class="cart-item-image"
src="/product/image.jpg"
alt=""
/>
</a>
</div>
<div class="cart-item-details--wrapper">
<h3 class="cart-item__title">
<a href="" class="cart-item-link cart-item-details--product-title-wrapper">
<span class="cart-item-product-title"></span>
<span class="cart-item-variant-title hide"></span>
<span class="cart-item-selling-plan hide"></span>
</a>
</h3>
<div class="cart-item-price-wrapper">
<span class="sr-only">Now</span>
<span class="cart-item-price"></span>
<span class="sr-only">Was</span>
<span class="cart-item-price-original"></span>
<span class="cart-item-price-per-unit"></span>
</div>
<ul class="order-discount--cart-list" aria-label="Discount"></ul>
<div class="cart-item--quantity-remove-wrapper">
<div class="cart-item--quantity-wrapper">
<button
type="button"
class="alt-focus cart-item-quantity-button cart-item-decrease"
data-amount="-1"
aria-label="Reduce item quantity by one"
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<label for="cart-item--quantity-input" class="sr-only"></label>
<input
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type="text"
class="cart-item-quantity"
min="1"
pattern="[0-9]*"
aria-label="Quantity"
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<button
type="button"
class="alt-focus cart-item-quantity-button cart-item-increase"
data-amount="1"
aria-label="Increase item quantity by one"
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<div class="cart-item-remove-button-container">
<button type="button" id="cart-item-remove-button" class="alt-focus" aria-label="Remove product">
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<div class="errors hide"></div>
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</form>/search
<form id="search-page-form-header" action="/search">
<input type="hidden" name="type" value="product,page,article,collection">
<div id="search-wrapper">
<label for="search_text" class="sr-only" id="search_label">Search our site Smartass & Sass</label>
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<div class="search-bar--controls">
<button id="search_submit" type="submit" aria-label="Submit Search" aria-hidden="true" tabindex="-1" class="search-bar__button alt-focus">
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<div class="gf_product-badge-anchor gf_pb_top-right hide">
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<div class="gf_image-loading">
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<div></div>
<div></div>
<div></div>
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<h3 itemprop="name" class="product-single__title"><a href="/products/november-2023-unisex-t-shirt" class="gf_product-title gf_gs-text-heading-3">Disappointed But Not Surprised Unisex T-Shirt</a></h3>
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