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LET’S DEBUNK (AND CONFIRM) THESE ALCOHOL MYTHS

Does beer before liquor really make you sicker? We asked a scientist to find
out.

Brianna Wellen
Oh My Word

WE GOT 3 GREAT KITCHEN TOOLS AS HOLIDAY GIFTS, AND WE’RE PUTTING THEM TO GOOD
USE

Brianna Wellen, 
Angela L. Pagán, 
and Dennis Lee
Newswire

KNISH FROM A ROSE: U OF MICHIGAN RELEASES DISGRACED PRESIDENT’S HORNY PASTRY
EMAILS

Lillian Stone

Newswire

CRACKER BARREL “DISAPPOINTED” BY HAVING TO PAY $9.4 MILLION IN DAMAGES

Angela L. Pagán
Newswire

THE GODS HAVE SMITED PARIS HILTON’S COOKING SHOW [UPDATED]

Lillian Stone
 and Marnie Shure



NEWSWIRE

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MCDONALD’S JAPAN MENU HAS US FEELING LIKE WE GOT THE SHORT END OF THE STICK

Dennis Lee

Newswire

YOU CAN SELL YOUR NON-REFUNDABLE RESTAURANT RESERVATION ON REDDIT

Lillian Stone

Newswire

I’M JUST HERE FOR THE SNACKS AND THIS STUDY SAYS YOU ARE, TOO

Angela L. Pagán

Newswire

DON’T PUT YOUR FOOD IN THE SNOW (AND OTHER TIPS FOR WHEN WINTER STORMS KNOCK OUT
YOUR POWER)

Brianna Wellen



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RECIPES

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Recipes

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO STIR, YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE CILANTRO RANCH DRESSING

Allison Robicelli

Recipes

BAKE VEGAN KOLACKY WITH RUST BELT VEGAN KITCHEN

Meredith Pangrace

Recipes

15 RECIPES FOR WHEN IT’S PEAK SOUP SEASON

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Pie Problems: Make a Lazy Lattice
Pie Problems: Macerating Fruit
Will a can of seltzer hydrate you as well as a bottle of water?
The Fried Chicken Show! With Darnell Reed





FEATURES

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Features

THESE NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH DIETING

Brianna Wellen

Features

WHAT’S THE BUZZ? LET’S TALK ABOUT NUMBING INGREDIENTS

Dennis Lee

Features

A TAMALE TOUR OF LATIN AMERICA

Angela L. Pagán

Oh My Word

WHAT FICTIONAL FOOD DO YOU LONG TO EAT THE MOST?

Marnie Shure, 
Aimee Levitt, 
Allison Robicelli, 
and 4 more



TASTE TEST

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Taste Test

EGG BITE BATTLE: STARBUCKS VS. DUNKIN’

Angela L. Pagán

Taste Test

I ATE 18 CANS OF FROSTING TO FIND THE BEST ONES

Allison Robicelli

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Taste Test

ARE TACO BELL'S NEW CHICKEN WINGS WORTH FLYING OVER FOR?

Dennis Lee

Taste Test

THE NEWEST GIRL SCOUT COOKIE, ADVENTUREFULS, IS DOWNRIGHT CRUSHABLE

Dennis Lee



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Taste Test

ARE TACO BELL'S NEW CHICKEN WINGS WORTH FLYING OVER FOR?

Dennis Lee

Taste Test

I ATE 18 CANS OF FROSTING TO FIND THE BEST ONES

Allison Robicelli

Newswire

THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND’S “GUILTY PLEASURE” IS NOT RELATABLE

Angela L. Pagán

Fast Food

KFC’S BEYOND FRIED CHICKEN TASTES GREAT—BUT TO WHAT END?

Lillian Stone



COOKING SCHOOL

Our best advice for home cooks of all skill levelsShow all
Pie Problems

GO AHEAD, GET LAZY WITH YOUR PIEMAKING

The Takeout

Burning Questions

COOKING VINEGAR, CLEANING VINEGAR—WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

Angela L. Pagán

Pie Problems

PREVENT TRAGIC FRUIT PIES WITH SOME AGE-OLD WISDOM

The Takeout



DRINKS

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Drinks

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: CATNIP TEA

Rima Parikh

Today I Learned

THE ONE PIECE OF BAR ETIQUETTE YOU NEED GOING INTO 2022

Lillian Stone

Drinks

CHICKEN BROTH COCKTAILS ARE THE WARM WINTER DRINK YOU’VE OVERLOOKED

Micheline Maynard

Dryuary

DRY JANUARY HAS ARRIVED—HERE’S HOW TO GET THROUGH IT

Micheline Maynard



NATIONAL TREASURES

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National Treasures

ASOPAO IS PUERTO RICO’S PRIDE AND JOY—AS LONG AS YOU MAKE IT CORRECTLY

Rosalind Cummings-Yeates

National Treasures

SWEET, SPICY, SAVORY STUFFING IS ST. CROIX’S HOLIDAY GIFT TO US ALL

Rosalind Cummings-Yeates

National Treasures

WHEN IT COMES TO FALL FLAVOR, SANCOCHO IS THE ULTIMATE SEASONAL TREAT

Rosalind Cummings-Yeates



REVIEWS

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TV

BIDDING A FOND FAREWELL TO THE BEST SEASON OF THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW YET

Allison Robicelli

Inspector Of Gadgets

DOES EATING GOLD LEAF MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS?

Dennis Lee

Books

IN THE WEEDS IS AN EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTING PICTURE OF SOMEONE WE ALL THOUGHT WE
KNEW

Dennis Lee

TV

TOTALLY NORMAL MARRIAGE PROPOSAL, NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Allison Shoemaker



FAST FOOD

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Fast Food

BRING BACK THE TACO BELL MEXICAN PIZZA, COWARDS

Rima Parikh

Fast Food

OUR TOP 10 FAST FOOD REVIEWS OF 2021

The Takeout

Fast Food

BEHOLD, A COMPENDIUM OF FAST FOOD BREAKFAST HOURS

Lillian Stone



BURNING QUESTIONS

A column to satiate your food and drink curiosities.Show all
Burning Questions

COOKING VINEGAR, CLEANING VINEGAR—WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?

Angela L. Pagán

Burning Questions

WHY DO WE SEPARATE DRY AND WET INGREDIENTS?

Angela L. Pagán

Burning Questions

WHY DO CHEESE CURDS SQUEAK?

Jerard Fagerberg

Burning Questions

WHY DOES BUTTER EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE?

Allison Robicelli



THE SALTY WAITRESS

Our advice column from a real-life waitress.Show all
The Salty Waitress

MY SERVER SPILLED COFFEE ON ME. DO I STILL HAVE TO TIP?

The Salty Waitress

The Salty Waitress

ASK THE SALTY WAITRESS: HOW DO I SUPPORT MY FAVORITE RESTAURANT WITHOUT BEING
ANNOYING?

The Salty Waitress

The Salty Waitress

ASK THE SALTY WAITRESS: DOES MY SERVER THINK I’M A BAD TIPPER?

The Salty Waitress



IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

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Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

HEY ANGELA BASSETT, IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

Allison Shoemaker

Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

HEY ED BEGLEY, JR., IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

Allison Shoemaker

Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

HEY GOTTMIK, IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

Allison Shoemaker

Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?

HEY TONI COLLETTE, IS A HOT DOG A SANDWICH?

Laura Studarus



HOT LINKS

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Hot Links

CAN YOU GUESS WHICH RESTAURANT CHAIN WAS GOOGLED MOST IN 2021?

Marnie Shure

Hot Links

“DIET” SODA IS ON ITS WAY OUT, POSSIBLY FOREVER

Dennis Lee

Hot Links

THIS COLORADO FESTIVAL CELEBRATES A WARMED-UP VERSION OF AN UNEXPECTED DRINK

Dennis Lee

Hot Links

THE FEAST OF THE SEVEN FISHES: A VERY BRIEF, CLAM-SCENTED PRIMER

Lillian Stone



ACQUIRED TASTES

The food and drinks we can’t live without.Show all
Acquired Tastes

FOR UNTO US, A KRINGLE IS BORN: IN PRAISE OF THE ONE TRUE HOLIDAY PASTRY

This Scandinavian holiday pastry is nothing short of extreme.

Lillian Stone
Acquired Tastes

DOES THIS GUY TASTE FUNNY TO YOU? AN INTRO TO THE CANNIBAL SANDWICH

Dennis Lee
Acquired Tastes

LEARN TO MAKE A GRASSHOPPER AT HOME AND YOU’LL NEVER CROSS A BARTENDER AGAIN

Nick Leggin

Acquired Tastes

AN ODE TO THE COOKIE TABLE, PENNSYLVANIA’S FINEST TRADITION

Western Pennsylvania weddings are an opportunity for the whole community to eat
like kings.

Danny Palumbo



REC ROOM

Hearty recommendations from The Takeout staff.Show all
Rec Room

WINTER IS HERE. YOU DESERVE A COFFEE SUBSCRIPTION.

Lillian Stone

Rec Room

EAT YOUR INSTANT RAMEN WITH A SIDE OF CHEESE TOAST

Dennis Lee

Rec Room

ADD CHICKEN BROTH TO YOUR PASTA FOR AN INSTANT FLAVOR BOOST

Micheline Maynard

Rec Room

KEEP ONE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING PAN IN YOUR KITCHEN

Marnie Shure


THE ONE PIECE OF BAR ETIQUETTE YOU NEED GOING INTO 2022




HOW TO STOP MICE FROM MOVING INTO YOUR OVEN THIS WINTER




A SUGAR-CRAZED KING ONCE FORCED BAKERS TO BAKE A 4,000-POUND STOLLEN




PEOPLE USED TO DRINK HOT DR. PEPPER DURING THE HOLIDAYS





LIKE A VIRGIN

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Like A Virgin

THE PERFECT LAST-MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT FOR YOUR SOBER FRIENDS

Allison Robicelli

Like A Virgin

SPARKLING SANGRIA IS THE IDEAL HOLIDAY WINE REPLACEMENT

Allison Robicelli

Like A Virgin

IT’S EASY TO GET CARRIED AWAY WITH THIS CASUAL SOBER SIPPER

Allison Robicelli