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hjbender thesaurus-with-no-words
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dear-ao3



ALT
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[x]

 * #writing woes

hjbender thesnadger
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yardsards

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

hjbender ecto-stone
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theshitpostcalligrapher

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in
single sittings.

amethystsoda




nubeareull




theshitpostcalligrapher

ayyyyy congrats everyone! at 80k notes, this post, with absolutely nothing to do
with calligraphy, is my HIGHEST NOTE POST EVER

 * #cartoon is me but with mangos
 * #pound of cherries last week
 * #whole pineapple this week
 * #eat them in one sitting bc we forget about them in the fridge and then have
   to hurry up & eat them
 * #before they go bad
 * #hence the gluttony

hjbender sidmjkgc
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Juli 19th Gepostet um 10:04 Gepostet am Freitag, dem 19th. Juli 2024 um 10:04
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internetwerewolf





Listen, there's no secret mankind won't one day know and perhaps regret knowing

the-void-dragons





secret third option

hjbender aces-to-apples
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Juli 19th Gepostet um 9:34 Gepostet am Freitag, dem 19th. Juli 2024 um 9:34
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geekandmisandry



What is the primary name by which you call this creature?

Dachshund (please put your country in the notes/responses)

Sausage Dog (please put your country in the notes/responses)

Weiner Dog (please put your country in the notes/responses)

Other (please put your country in the notes/responses)

Poll started on Friday, July 19, 2024 at 02:38:03 AM Poll ended on Friday, July
26, 2024 at 02:38:03 AM

 * #dachshund. usa
 * #my partner calls them DASH hunds
 * #because he likes sounding ignorant on purpose

hjbender primeemeraldheiress
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hjbender disgustinggf
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ovur

If I block you you're the problem if you block me you're the problem

hjbender woulduknowmore
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Juli 19th Gepostet um 1:50 Gepostet am Freitag, dem 19th. Juli 2024 um 1:50
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sapphicdib





tumblr is the worst designed website on the fucking planet bro

hjbender

To everyone in the notes saying “actually :) this is good :) it lets you choose
whether you—”

LISTEN TO ME. I ALREADY CHOSE. I MADE THAT CHOICE ABUNDANTLY CRYSTAL CLEAR WHEN
I MANUALLY WENT IN AND ADDED BLOCKED TAGS AND FILTERS. I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO KEEP
MAKING THE SAME CHOICES EVERY SINGLE RELENTLESS DAY WHEN I’VE ALREADY EXPRESSED
AN EXPLICIT DESIRE TO GET THESE THINGS OFF MY DASH.

Sometimes just seeing the warning is enough to irritate me. I don’t want to see
the thing(s). Ever. Period. Done. Finito. End of transaction. I am much happier
without seeing the thing(s). If I were in any way ambiguous about my choice, or
if it didn’t bother me that much, I would not be blocking/filtering it in the
first place.

It’s the digital equivalent of an obnoxious older relative constantly nudging
you in the ribs with their elbow and saying, “Are you sure? Are you sure? You
don’t wanna change your mind? Ah, you’re young. You’ll change your mind someday.
Oh, look, here’s another one!”

 * #just
 * #fucking give us an option to hide it forever
 * #[tumblr]

hjbender ecto-stone
Gepostet am 18 Juli, 2024 Gepostet am Donnerstag, 18 Juli 2024 Gepostet am
Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 22:30 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
2024 um 22:30
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important-animal-images




goodnightguys




 * #lmaooo

hjbender iwritesometimes
Gepostet am 18 Juli, 2024 Gepostet am Donnerstag, 18 Juli 2024 Gepostet am
Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 21:58 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
2024 um 21:58
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gayhoediaz

“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional
character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

 * #they’re supposed to do shit
 * #that’s what moves the story

hjbender cacodaemonia
Gepostet am 18 Juli, 2024 Gepostet am Donnerstag, 18 Juli 2024 Gepostet am
Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 21:28 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
2024 um 21:28
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cacodaemonia

I've had this in my drafts for months, and I just saw a post complaining about
fan artists (while having the nerve to start out with, "I love fan artists so
much but...") who draw characters this way or don't draw them that way, so I
figured it was about time to share this.





YOU KNOW THAT UNWRITTEN RULE IN FANDOM THAT SAYS YOU SHOULDN'T DEMAND THAT FIC
WRITERS CATER TO YOUR TASTES? "DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ"? HERE'S A REMINDER THAT
THE SAME GOES FOR FANART.

Sometimes, I see complaints that fan artists don't draw character A exactly how
they look in canon/in a particular slice of canon/according to someone's
specific headcanons. Sometimes, I see complaints that character A is being
depicted, say, without enough body hair, or with the wrong body type, or as a
different age than they appear in canon.

If you find yourself getting upset with fan artists over things like this, I
hope you'll take a moment:

 1. mind your own business
 2. consider how fucking hard art is

I think a lot of people who haven't spent time in the art trenches have
absolutely no clue how difficult it can be to draw a human, period—let alone
human features you haven't already practiced a million times.

This can be especially true for artists who don't have a lot of drawing
experience. For example, when I was a kid, I mostly drew women, so learning to
draw more typically masculine features was a challenge, and it took me many
years to even get okay at it. It takes a lot of practice to figure out how to
draw a variety of facial structures, body types, hair styles, ages, etc.

For example, I have never known an artist who doesn't think drawing children is
a bitch and a half, and wrinkle placement can mean the difference between
drawing something that looks like an elderly human versus a shriveled apple.

Simply drawing body hair can be very time consuming. You also have to understand
hair growth patterns and direction and take into account if the person's body
hair is very curly or more straight, etc. If I just want to do a really quick
sketch, maybe I don't feel like spending 10-20 minutes adding body hair. Maybe
some people don't like body hair so they don't want to draw it. Maybe some
people have carpal tunnel syndrome or medial epicondylitis and the extremely
repetitive motion of adding body hair to characters is physically painful. You
don't know. And it's not your place to tell them they're wrong.


FANART, JUST LIKE FANFICTION, IS ABOUT DRAWING THE THINGS WE LIKE—NOT CATERING
TO WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT OR THINK WE SHOULD BE MAKING.

So feel free to talk about how much you love it when fan artists draw characters
in ways you like! But don't be a jerk by demanding people draw what you want,
and don't put down those who don't cater to you. You can have all the personal
preferences you want in fanart, but it's rude and entitled to force those
preferences on others fans or act like you're a better person because of your
tastes in the appearances of fictional characters.

 * #seconding that body hair point. fml
 * #i love hairy men
 * #i don’t love drawing each individual hair

hjbender beyoursledgehammer
Gepostet am 18 Juli, 2024 Gepostet am Donnerstag, 18 Juli 2024 Gepostet am
Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 20:56 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
2024 um 20:56
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ceasarslegion

Tumblr users will contort themselves into knots to recycle to same "violent
video games make kids violent" argument, this time trying to convince everyone
that it's the progressive stance and that no one could possibly like horror or
true crime or apparently royal fantasy without secretly ascribing to the beliefs
of the worst person or character it covers. And then you get off the computer
and leave your house and the most comically normal guy you work with will tell
you all about how much he loves homicide new york and Stephen King novels and
game of thrones before he cleans his glasses and shows you his kids' school
pictures

 * #people are always shocked to learn i listen to some of the angriest meanest
   darkest hardest industrial screamo metal
 * #an insult really
 * #i must have paul rudd aura

hjbender lekosis
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Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 20:18 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
2024 um 20:18
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babyfoxcollectionthings



hjbender mareebird
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Donnerstag Juli 18th Gepostet um 16:51 Gepostet am Donnerstag, dem 18th. Juli
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mareebird



Hey guys. I'm gonna troll for work.

Major car expense just happened. I need some extra dough. And I paint digital
portraits.

Here's my recent work. And a link to my Insta.

https://www.instagram.com/mareebirdart?igsh=b2I4bzM4emhuNHA0




I'm gonna do a special low rate of $35+ per commission, with the password Car
Trouble. Let's talk!


hjbender thesaltofcarthage
Gepostet am 18 Juli, 2024 Gepostet am Donnerstag, 18 Juli 2024 Gepostet am
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2024 um 16:18
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Anonym fragte

For fanfic writers, when did you write your first fanfic? Please feel free to
add in the notes what the fanfic was about, I'm so curious to see that
- Under 10yo
- 11-14
- 15-17
- 18-21
- 22-25
- 25-30
- Over 30

apolladay replied

For fanfic writers, when did you write your first fanfic? Please feel free to
add in the notes what the fanfic was about, I’m so curious to see that

Under 10yo

11-14

15-17

18-21

22-25

25-30

Over 30


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