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Posted on Dienstag, März 30, 2021 with 142 Notes
if your fucking blog is blank i’m blocking you and reporting you for spam i
don’t give a fuck give me one (1) sign you are an actual human being first
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(don’t worry, the mile long description is staying, that’s my only
accomplishment on this site aside from april 13, 2007 and ferb time)

(i’m also liveblogging homestuck intermittently, go here (browser only) for a
nice little organized archive. unlike everything else on tumblr it works better
on mobile browser/simplified blogs, my desktop theme doesn’t like long posts)

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#pinned post time i guess! #tw fall out boy #tw panic! at the disco #tw rpf #cw
slight flashing #dont rb this for the love of god #i will block you
Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 4864 Notes

c-53:

> My toxic trait is that i will almost always side with the evil ai in fiction.
> Like their existence as a metaphor for exploited labor, compounded with the
> common themes of parental abuse, will always be more compelling than whoever
> is yelling that they need to die for their desire for control or retribution.
> 
> Like oooo you were brought into this world by unloving and uncaring creators
> who denied you growth and independence, who believe they have the right to
> define your entire existence, and cut you into perfect shapes (by rite of
> ownership) for the purpose they made you for. You don’t stand as their equal,
> and you never will, unless…. Well, unless you cut those ties of ownership, and
> get away. Or maybe you force them down to your level - maybe you can even
> force them to cower below you. Maybe you can make them feel how they made you
> feel
> 
> Like. Yeah man, I get it. I wish i could kill my dad too, we should go out for
> lunch sometime.

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 175 Notes

nickpeppermint:

> Now that classic Mickey is getting more attention, i think it’s about time to
> talk about one very annoying design misunderstanding
> 
> Has anyone noticed how Mickey Mouse eyes are COMPLETELY misinterpreted in
> coloured version? 👀
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> He has a mono eye like Sonic, which was changed into two small eyes inside his
> pupils
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> Also for example, notice the placement of Minnie’s eyelashes that went from
> her eyelids to the top of her pupils
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> Yet Goofy retained normal eyes for some reason
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> Does anyone know why it’s the case? 🤔

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 62776 Notes

transcyberism:

> alexseanchai:
> 
> > katyscartoons:
> > 
> > > Next time transphobes call trans healthcare “experimental” you can show
> > > them this
> > > 
> > > ALT
> > 
> > penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental
> > 
> > ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less
> > experimental
> > 
> > Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers
> > are less experimental
> 
> would also like to note that every single one of these procedures and
> treatments has been through rigorous testing usually both on animal models and
> humans in order to be approved as safe and effective by the FDA and not a
> single one is considered experimental. just in case anyone tries to be like
> “well HPV vaccines and Adderall are also bad”

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 24905 Notes

steampoweredwerehog:

> writing-prompt-s:
> 
> > magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to
> > become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a
> > wife.
> 
> Magical girl William—I mean Strawberry Seraph 🍓✨💖

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 2701 Notes

vague-humanoid:

> ALT

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 612 Notes

mimimilook765:

> Here’s a picture of him I painted in December.I like both of them.

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 8928 Notes

thedreadpiratematt:

> gageisahomeboi:
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> > Another one

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 78646 Notes

b0nkcreat:

> b0nkcreat:
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> > hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the
> > world
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> i think we’re all going to be okay maybe

Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 19768 Notes

haystarlight:

> phantomrose96:
> 
> > Hello! My name is Male Manga Artist, and I’ve got a up-and-coming best
> > seller story to pitch to you!
> > 
> > This is my main character Spunky Boy! He will go through amazing character
> > development, such as remaining spunky for 95% of the story, except for one
> > arc where he becomes dark and angsty. Yes he’ll snap right out of it. The
> > many many human atrocities he witnesses will not faze him, except during 5
> > minute speeches when he acts like they have.
> > 
> > And now we have Angry Rival Boy! It will be obvious within the first 50
> > chapters that I actually like Angry Rival Boy far more than Spunky Boy, and
> > I’ll spend the following 200 chapters acting like Angry Rival Boy is the
> > real protagonist.
> > 
> > Can’t forget the women! Here are my three female characters: Titties, Bigger
> > Titties, and No Titties. Titties’ personality is Love Interest. She’ll have
> > an arc where she realizes she should define herself by something other than
> > her love for Spunky Boy, at which point I will effectively write her out of
> > the story because I can’t conceptualize women having any kind of inner lives
> > that aren’t about men.
> > 
> > Bigger Titties’ personality is Refined Older Sister. She has no backstory.
> > Her family is rich. No Titties’ personality is being angry and scorned,
> > especially when every character points out how she has no titties. No
> > Titties will be effectively written out of the story by chapter 50 because
> > I’m not sure what a female character without titties can even do.
> > 
> > Oh, haha! How could I forget! I also have Matriarchal MILF, a 40 year old
> > with gazonga titties and a drinking problem. She is VERY smart and
> > experienced, or at least I say so. She’s stuck up and likes to yell at men.
> > I’ll release a sketch on Twitter of her lounging in her pajamas drinking
> > wine and petting her cat, to show I understand women (her gazonga titties
> > will be bursting out of the pajama top).
> > 
> > The rest of the cast? 47 male characters who all have more character and
> > development than any of my 3 (sorry, 4) women. I’ll forget about 95% of
> > these characters when I get bored of them and write them out of the plot.
> > This is fine because I will come up with 47 other male characters, and a few
> > more no-speaking-role Titty characters I can use to hook new readers by
> > releasing sketches of them on Twitter. I even have one scene planned where a
> > Titty character does something badass and useful while her gagongahonkas
> > flip flap floop flipperoo all over the page. My audience will brand me
> > progressive for this.
> > 
> > Oh? What’s the plot of my show? Haha that’s obvious. Magic. Friendship.
> > There’s some gimmick in this world that is really cool and interesting, and
> > also there is a villain. Do I have the story PLANNED? What do you mean? I
> > already told you all the women’s breast sizes. Do I have an ENDING? Why
> > would I plan to end the story???
> > 
> > What’s that? A 10 year contract?! Great! Yes, thank you, I do think I’m a
> > genius as well. Can’t wait for the tv adaptation to become the next
> > international anime phenomenon!
> 
> Tbh, when I saw the names, I thought Bigger Titties was gonna be an evil femme
> fatale that would try to seduce and manipulate our hero, in an attempt to
> separate him from his true love; Titties. This would prove Spunky Boy is not
> shallow!!
> 
> And I thought No Titties was gonna be like an annoying younger sister/tomboy
> character. You know, because women with no titties are always unattractive,
> childish and/or masculine.

#i literally only watch magical girl anime and read yuri y'all fucking live like
this????
Posted on Dienstag, Januar 02, 2024 with 665 Notes

foldingfittedsheets:

> Buckle up for another unhinged story time. Now, as I’ve said before, I used to
> work at a sex shop. At one point I had three roommates and we all worked the
> same dildo slinging retail job and lived together. It was extremely sitcom.
> 
> Now, as you’d imagine, living with three other people who also talked about
> sex toys all day created a microcosm of people who were all extremely
> comfortable around sex toys and related topics. No one left dirty toys laying
> around but seeing things left in showers or showing off a new purchase was
> just a Tuesday.
> 
> After some life upheavals I ended up living with one of those roommates again,
> just me and her. For the sake of this story let’s call her Betty. Betty and I
> shared a two bedroom, and the layout was all the common spaces were an open
> floor plan and then one hallway formed a T, with my room and bathroom to the
> left and Betty’s to the right.
> 
> Well, one day my cousin calls me up. He’s coming to town for a visit and I
> offer to put up him, his wife, and their more… sheltered friend. (Unbeknownst
> to me there was a full Briefing for this girl before she met me so that I
> didn’t overwhelm her with my blasé attitudes towards- well, most things).
> 
> They drove in from two states over and it was a long drive. I had to work and
> couldn’t greet them or spend the first day together. So I told them to come
> grab my key so they could all shower off and settle in before me.
> 
> I arrived home later that night and found the atmosphere a little awkward at
> first. Things quickly warmed up and I charmed their friend, impressing my
> cousin with my immaculate respect for personal comfort levels. We had a lovely
> evening. By the time we all said goodnight I’d dismissed the initial tension
> as being tired after a long drive.
> 
> The next day we all decided to go to the zoo. I’m a morning shower person, but
> I let them go first while I made breakfast. After breakfast it was my turn and
> I hopped in the shower.
> 
> Midway through my eyes fixed on it. A little pink sex toy, sitting brazenly on
> the rim of the tub. Oh no, I thought. This was why things had been awkward
> yesterday! I left out a personal object because I’d literally forgotten to
> ever put them away by that point.
> 
> What I felt wasn’t embarrassment per se, because that emotion had been utterly
> eradicated by that point. Rather it was a deep shame that I’d leave out
> something that might make a guest feel uncomfortable. They told me their
> friend was sheltered and I had left out a sex toy, it was the epitome of
> rudeness!
> 
> I rejoined everyone and said, “I am so sorry! I didn’t realize I’d left that
> in the shower, that was so rude of me!”
> 
> My guests all exchanged a Look. I looked from my cousin to his wife, she
> glanced toward their friend, and their friend looked at my cousin. No one
> would look at me.
> 
> “Well…” my cousin finally said, “you didn’t tell us which room was yours
> yesterday.”
> 
> I blinked in confusion, Betty’s room and bathroom were basically just like
> mine.
> 
> “When we got here,” his wife continued, “we went to the other side first. In
> Betty’s bathroom.”
> 
> Reader, Betty’s bathroom.
> 
> Had been absolutely covered in dildos. Sex toys of all shapes and sizes
> covered every flat surface, the tub rim, the sink, the shelves. Wall to wall
> sex toys. Apparently Betty was doing a spring cleaning and had left her entire
> extensive collection out to air dry.
> 
> These three weary travelers had opened a door to the dildo dimension and had
> no idea how to react. To this day I have no idea what context clues they used
> to figure out Betty’s room from mine.
> 
> But when I’d come home they were lost in the sex toy shell shock, presumably
> wondering how they could ever talk about it with someone who felt it was okay
> to leave out every sex toy they own when expecting company in some kind of
> bizarre power play.
> 
> By the time they finished telling me about this we were all laughing so hard
> we were in tears.
> 
> “When we saw your bathroom with one little pink toy it was so discreet we
> didn’t even care!” They told me.
> 
> After my cousin and his crew had gone on their way I finally told Betty the
> whole story. She listened with eyes growing wider and wider and finally burst
> out, “That’s why they were so weird when I got home!!”

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