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SAFE AND/OR FUN?

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2008


PIRATES 2: STAGNETTI'S REVENGE


My favorite movie has a sequel!!!!!!!

Here's the trailer:


Posted by Tammi at 4:46 AM No comments:

Labels: anal, anus, beard, ejaculating, ejaculation, fun, gay guys effing
eachother, money, perineum, pirates, porn, sex




THURSDAY, JULY 24, 2008


AUTOANAL SEX


I'd like to take a moment to respond to the questions that Jeeves responded to
in the inaugural post.

Is ejaculating in the anus safe?

Is ejaculating in the anus fun?

Well, my on-again-off-again swinger exboyfriend boytoy Henry Pattywhack has a
very long Fibonacci penis. I call it a Fibonacci penis because it forms a
perfect Fibonacci spiral when erect. Due to its length and curvature, Henry can
easily manuver his penis soas to penetrate his own anus. As a hypersexual
bisexual, this makes masturbation particularly sexual for Henry.

He informs me, however, that he tries to never ejaculate in this position. His
penis immediately goes flaccid upon ejaculation - boner to flerg in 0 seconds
flat. Also, although his erections can reach up to 28 inches, his flaccid penis
is lucky to reach 2 inches. After ejactulating in his anis, his mushroom tip can
become trapped in his anus, causing his flerg to be painfully stretched until he
achieves another boner (usually 10-15 seconds). Thus, for autoanal sex at least,
ejaculating in the anus is neither safe, nor fun.

Posted by Tammi at 4:49 AM 2 comments:

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SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 2008


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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1, 2007


TOOTHPASTE FOR DINNER



Posted by Jon at 8:25 AM No comments:

Labels: fun, safe, sex, toothpastefordinner



SATURDAY, JUNE 9, 2007


HERO



Motiono by shnizzedy

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MONDAY, APRIL 16, 2007


FROM THE ARCHIVES OF DR. BU



Posted by Jon at 11:02 PM No comments:

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FRIDAY, APRIL 13, 2007


A MASTERPIECE BY ALEX "PERINEUM" BIES



Posted by Jon at 12:52 AM No comments:

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