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 * ... that half of all American schoolchildren graduate in the bottom 50% of
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 * 1996 - Annie Lennox accidentally breaks wind near a microphone, is
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 * 1998 - Gay activist sets himself on fire in St. Peter's Square to protest the
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 * 2012 - Cruise ship Costa Concordia tips over on its side after a celebrity
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