ica.servicesba.ink Open in urlscan Pro
94.23.149.22  Public Scan

Form analysis
1 forms found in the DOM

GET https://lancebrown.me/

<form method="get" id="searchform" action="https://lancebrown.me/">
  <input type="text" name="s" id="s" title="Search" value="">
</form>

Text Content

So much Lance, you'll puke with joy
 * Meet Lance
   * Places I’ve Lived
   * Jobs I’ve Had
   * TV I’ve Loved
   * Favorite Movies
 * Connect
 * Creative
   * Writing
     * The Not-So-Simple Life column
     * Poems
   * Music
   * Photos
   * The Little Things comic
 * My Other Sites
   * The Internet Sherpa
   * Activist Stories (Podcast)
   * Green Liberty
   * Fix the Debates
   * One Minute of Nature
   * American Dreaming w/ Lance Brown
   * Estranged (Podcast)
   * Your Palmdale Home
   * Freedom2008.com (archived)
   * PNAC.info (archived)
   * StopCarnivore.org (archived)
 * I support…
   * International Fund for Animal Welfare
   * World Society for the Protection of Animals
   * ASPCA
   * Alley Cat Allies
   * The Libertarian Party
   * The Advocates for Self-Government
   * Downsize DC
   * The ACLU
   * Wikipedia
   * Project Censored


 * 
   
 * 
   
 * 
   
 * 
   
 * 
   
 * 
   




 * NEW SONG – “RELENTLESS”
   
   Audio MP3
   Audio MP3
   
   This new song isn’t for everyone–in fact, it may be just for me. :-) It’s a
   noisy, semi-heavy, mostly-instrumental track that I’m calling “Relentless”.
   (Technically “Relentless 7” because this is version #7 of the song.) Hope you
   enjoy it! (Though I’m not making any promises. ;-))


 * SONG LYRICS – “SCULLY”
   
   Now that The X-Files was revived for a special season, I realized my punk-ish
   just-for-fun song “Scully” might need to be slightly updated. I also realized
   it has a bunch of funny lines, but will probably never manifest into an
   actual finished song, at least under my non-musically-talented oversight. So
   I figured I’d just post it, so […]


 * GARY JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT GRAPHICS
   
   I need to get back into the flow here, so I’m going to stop overthinking
   things and just start posting some stuff I’ve made. Here’s a couple graphics
   I made to promote Gary Johnson’s presidential campaign. Feel free to use or
   distribute them at will without attribution!


 * NEW POEMS (?!)
   
   I don’t write poems at the velocity I used to…or maybe I should say I don’t
   finish poems at the rate I used to, or talk about them as much as I used to.
   But I do spit one out here or there that seems worth sharing. Five in the
   last three years or so, […]


 * ARE OCTOPI THE MOST AMAZING ANIMALS? (WE MAY HAVE TO WAIT ’TIL THEY TELL US.)
   
   Prepare to have your mind blown re: octopi and other cephalopods. (Unless
   you’re already in the know.) Exhibit A is this article in Orion Magazine,
   which I read some time ago, and which knocked my brain on its ass with its
   central premise that octopi seem to think and experience things in a way
   that’s […]


 * LIBERTARIANISM VS COMMUNITY? (FREE THOUGHTS PODCAST)
   
   In the debut episode of their Free Thoughts podcast, Aaron Ross Powell and
   Trevor Burrus from the Cato Institute do a really great job discussing (and
   debunking) the myth that libertarians are somehow anti-community. One thing I
   learned about: “thin” vs “thick” libertarianism. I’m apparently a “thick
   libertarian”—meaning I try to apply the principles of […]


 * IMAGE GALLERY: NOVEMBER ROSES
   
   


 * FEEDING A CARROT TO GOLONDRINA
   
   It took me almost two weeks of trying in order to get a good “selfie” of me
   feeding a carrot to this neighborhood horse directly from my mouth. This is
   why I need a girlfriend.


 * LAKE LA PORCH PUPPY AND MOM FUNDRAISER
   
   As I mentioned recently, last week I helped rescue a mom dog and her 5 pups,
   who were living under the porch of an abandoned building in my town. Now
   we’re holding a fundraiser to get them all looked at by a vet, and get shots
   and microchips and spayed and neutered and the other stuff […]

«
12
»


NEW POEM: “INTERSECTION (EDITOR’S NOTE: PRETENTIOUS TITLE?)”

Yes, that whole thing is the actual title. I have a frisky editor. (Spoiler
alert: it’s me.) Written in my ’97 Buick LeSabre, at an intersection near Palm
Springs, CA. Original copy here. Read more poems at my Poems page. Intersection
(editor’s note: pretentious title?) We all watch as the hobo crosses All of us
[…]

Lance Poems


NEW SONG – “RELENTLESS”



This new song isn’t for everyone–in fact, it may be just for me. :-) It’s a
noisy, semi-heavy, mostly-instrumental track that I’m calling “Relentless”.
(Technically “Relentless 7” because this is version #7 of the song.) Hope you
enjoy it! (Though I’m not making any promises. ;-))

Lance Featured Thing, Music


SONG LYRICS – “SCULLY”

Now that The X-Files was revived for a special season, I realized my punk-ish
just-for-fun song “Scully” might need to be slightly updated. I also realized it
has a bunch of funny lines, but will probably never manifest into an actual
finished song, at least under my non-musically-talented oversight. So I figured
I’d just post it, so […]

Lance Featured Thing, Songs (lyrics)


GARY JOHNSON FOR PRESIDENT GRAPHICS

I need to get back into the flow here, so I’m going to stop overthinking things
and just start posting some stuff I’ve made. Here’s a couple graphics I made to
promote Gary Johnson’s presidential campaign. Feel free to use or distribute
them at will without attribution!

Lance Featured Thing, Web graphics


LIBERTARIAN PARTY NATIONAL CONVENTION LIVESTREAM



Lance TV


A SERIOUSLY AMUSING ‘HALLELUJAH’

One thing I often say to describe myself to new people is “I take everything
very seriously, and not seriously at all.” (That implies that I meet new people
frequently enough to say it “often”. Let’s just let it slide.) This video of sad
clown Puddles Pity Party singing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” feels like it
evokes that […]

Lance Biographical, Humor, Video, Wisdom


IF A TREE GETS PLAYED LIKE A RECORD, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND? (YES)

“Dude…you ever notice that tree rings kinda look like grooves in a record?”
“Dude! Whoa…totally!” (bong hit) “Dude…what if we built a thing that would play
slices of trees like they were records?” “Man…’slices of trees’…that’s wild.
Slices. Sliiicesss. Slices is a weird word, man! Slices!” “Dude! The tree
thing—the record player. Focus!” “Oh yeah…yeah, […]

Lance Music, On the Web Nature


HIGH HOPES FOR MY NEW MIC

Finally got what is probably the second-most anticipated and wished-for item
I’ve ever bought*, the Blue Yeti USB microphone. It is genuinely a thing of
beauty: As you can gather from the “lyrics” of my first test recording, I have
pretty high hopes for it: First Yeti test recording – microphone song  *top
prize has […]

Lance Biographical, Recordings, This Happened


HULK AND XENA AND ARROW PLAYING (ANIMATED GIF)

Here’s a gif of Lake LA Porch Puppies Hulk, Xena, and Arrow, doing what they
do…being adorable. See also: Hulk, Arrow, and Xena being cute together
(17-second YouTube video taken moments after these photos)

Lance On the Web, Photos, Taking Action, Video, Videos


LUCKY NEAR-MISSES COMPILATION VIDEO (A.K.A. “YIKES!” X 50), OR A THOUGHT ON
THANKFULNESS

This is a fun/scary compilation of people barely avoiding catastrophic
accidents. Aside from just being a rush to watch, I feel like it must be
carrying a message about life in there too. I’ve had a few moments like these in
the video–including one where I was sliding backwards at 50 MPH on a snow-packed
[…]

Lance Observationalia, On the Web, Video, Wisdom Videos


2012-13 WRAP-UP, PART 3: ANIMAL STUFF

In 2012-23, I seriously (re-)committed myself to helping animals…

Lance Action Items, Biographical, Facebook, Fundraisers, On the Web, Taking
Action, This Happened, Video, Weekly Update Activism, animal rescue,
Biographical, Lake LA Porch Puppies, Lake Los Angeles, Nature, Social Media,
Videos


2012-13 WRAP-UP, PART 2: CREATIVE STUFF

Apparently 2013 wasn’t quite the total zero that my reflex memory says it was.
Because when I went to tally some of my tangible creative accomplishments, I
came up with all the stuff below….

Lance Biographical, Music, On the Web, Twitter, Weekly Update

1 2 3 4 5 >»


FEATURES

( Refresh the page to get a new batch)

THE NOT-SO-SIMPLE LIFE

The Not-So-Simple Life: As Simple as Twitter
Unless you've been encased in a block of ice for the past two years and just got
thawed out this mor...

All The Not-So-Simple Life columns

PHOTOS


All Photo Galleries

THE LITTLE THINGS

 * The Little Things – "Silence Implies Consent (That You're a Horrible Person)"
   Here is the latest edition of my comic strip The Little Things, titled
   "Silence Implies Consent (Tha...

All The Little Things comics

POEMS

 * It's…
   It's microbial Life is It's tiny and Universal and It will never change Or
   stay the same It's globa...


All Poems

MUSIC


More at my music page


ON FACEBOOK:










ON TWITTER



LANCE’S YOUTUBE CHANNEL


STRANGE LIGHTS IN THE SKY / UFO


FUEL INJECTION PROBLEM



ACTIVIST STORIES ON YOUTUBE


ACTIVIST STORIES - EPISODE 1: STORMY MAY [FULL EPISODE AUDIO]


ACTIVIST STORIES MINI-PROMO - "INSTANT TRANSFORMATION" REMIX (INSPIRED BY STORMY
MAY)



ONE MINUTE OF NATURE ON YOUTUBE


YUBA RIVER - MELLOW FLOW BETWEEN ROCKS


HUMMINGBIRD SNACK TIME - FROM ONE MINUTE OF NATURE



↑

Lance Magazine
Copyright © Lance Brown (duh)
Hi Mom!