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He's such a nice fellow! -- satisfied customer 

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Funky!

GOT UR NUMB3R (V2)

bugcried

1.2.3!

Pitcher56




COLLECT THEM ALL!






SECRET (1/10 chance!)

NO WARRANTY. NO WARRANTY. NO WARRANTY.





NORAIKA - ORIGINAL MIX

M1DY






170.99 USD

Don't let your Funky™ near headphones for too long! he might experience hearing
loss. (non refundable.)

instructions





Hi! I go by funky even though my user will most likely say otherwise, I have a
lower than average attention span and I am nervous around new people (though,
sometimes im not nervous.) but it doesn't take long for me to warm up to them!
if you call my gay by my voice, i WILL be dissapointed. do not believe what they
say about me.

(introduction)

/j





How to take care of

FUNKY!

(interests, etc)

funky might not want to listen to certain topics. (but we're not talking about
those right now) 

but he might listen if you mention one of these! 




-Don't let him near the purple one.

-He will get violent over this game



-He will spent 2 hours to try and get to floor 20! (failed.)

-Hates the ichor grind

-actually got scared?!?? 



-SPLATOON!??!?!?! SPLATOON!!!!!!!in"inu)"!nb!b

-fan since splatoon 1!





-he will go insane over this game.

-hasn't finished!! no spoilers im begging you IM BEGGING Y

link to it


-only got one bad ending. sigh.

-ROZENMARINE HI ROZENMARINE I LOVE YURI I LOVE YURI I LO

-Check it out! the graphics are peak

link to it





DNI list

basic DNI criteria, idk why i made it that serious lol

weird-doughs

GAY PEOPLE

/j

costumer service

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funky WILL launch a brick at your direction!

funky WILL launch a brick at your direction!




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