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Tue August 30, 2022
That awkward moment when you have to keep a straight face on live TV while your
top general tells you your invading forces are "being greeted as liberators"
source: thedailybeast.com | share:
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If your infants have been acting stranger than usual, spending days awake at a
time, you may want to check your baby wipes
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Photoshop this sprinting baller
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The good news: The sudden spike the US saw in shootings during the pandemic has
disappeared. The bad news: By turning into a plateau
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Article lists the best beach in every State... including Nebraska
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It was the salmon mousse
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Bear surprises wedding ceremony and then he ate it
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Attention DC residents: Swann Street has now been renamed to.....Swann Street.
Please update your records
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Gorbachev and Reagan meet again
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Airline passengers: Let's send each other nudes. Pilot: Don't make me turn this
plane around
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Feed this whale shark
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(Some Guy)
Authorities ask people not to use gimmicky apps like "What Three Words" when
calling for rescue, instead stick with GPS coordinates or nearest Pokemon Go gym
source: keswickmrt.org.uk | share:
53
You all know the rule about headlines framed as a question always being
answerable with "No." But here's another headline rule: If you begin with the
words "Elon Musk thinks...", then the corresponding article will essentially
say, "but he's wrong"
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Accused "duck sauce killer" leaves suicide note explaining that he honestly,
truly doesn't even like duck sauce all that much
source: thedailybeast.com | share:
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Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour
dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial
radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #011. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT
streaming options
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Rich kid comes perilously close to experiencing an actual consequence
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Woman has to open new checking account after someone washed one of her checks.
If you don't know what check washing is, don't feel too bad. Subby didn't either
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You know Covid is on the decline when the Brits start gravy wrestling again
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Lorde at her DC concert: I took a dip in the Potomac River before the show.
Crowd: RIP Lorde
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No, you don't need to be 21 to buy whipped cream in New York. So feel free to
enjoy that and other delights, regardless of age
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Caption these shopkeepers
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"We're saved It's the monkey hunterzzzzzzzzz"
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Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from
Killing Joke, The Jam, New Order, The English Beat, and more. Hear what
commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #386. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET,
LGT streaming options
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An F-150 sunk in the Arctic Ocean in March. That's, like, ten F-15s
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Judge vacates conviction of a man who did 36 years for a rape he didn't commit
after finding the prosecution withheld key pieces of evidence like the fact that
the eyewitness was bogus and blood and semen at the scene didn't match the
defendant
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Pakistan is a disaster of 'epic proportions'. They also have bad flooding going
on
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China's covid response is still like swatting flies with a sledgehammer
source: edition.cnn.com | share:
51
Add "drinkable water" to the list of things that Jackson, Mississippi is going
to have to learn to live without, along with a full set of teeth and spouses
from outside the family
source: yahoo.com | share:
107
Pole-dancing axe thrower wins world title. Subby can't wait to see the 'I
submitted this with a better headline" comments
source: bbc.com | share:
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Just another day out on the highway, picking up chicks
source: kitchener.ctvnews.ca | share:
16
Russian Military Commander appears to be unaware of the USA, Germany, France,
Canada and NATO in general (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk | share:
106
Ummm, there's holes in the Russian-held Zaporizhzhia nuclear plants roof ...from
artillery shelling
source: dailymail.co.uk | share:
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It appears a snake and a mouse had a baby and welcome to your nightmare
source: ibtimes.com | share:
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70% of Los Angeles teachers consider quitting. Subby is a teacher in SoCal and
is not surprised by this number, as workload keeps increasing and bosses are
terrible. In other news, everyone is thinking of quitting their job for those
same reasons
source: theguardian.com | share:
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Build something with these bodybuilders in a half-built building
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Beer truck catches fire, shuts down interstate. Farkers everywhere inconsolable
source: wsbtv.com | share:
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Russian paratrooper defects to France. No word on whether he demanded the son of
Jor-El kneel before him
source: news.yahoo.com | share:
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Day 188 of WW3: US and EU officials say Ukraine has successfully used resistance
warfare method developed by US special operations forces to fight back against
Russia and bog down its military. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
source: cnn.com | share:
416
Nursing home resident dies after being served dishwashing detergent; it
apparently never dawned on staff to check the label
source: thedailybeast.com | share:
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Smile more
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Can't believe it's almost September - do you have apples yet? Come tell us
what's doing in your Fark gardening Thread for Tuesday August 30, 2022
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So you're saying I can donate some money to have old people thrown out of
airplanes?
source: atlantic.ctvnews.ca | share:
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As Yellowstone Dumbass League™ heads into 2022 playoffs, a wild-card contender
emerges: Cow Elk get critical win versus Sh*tfaced Tourists
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Killer sea turtle ambushes woman's buttocks and almost drowns her. Fark: This is
the eleventh sea turtle attack in the area in the past two weeks
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Russian civilians flee Belgorod, fearing Ukrainian vengeance
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Man fishing in South Dakota snags a skeleton. Swears to police he had nothing to
do with it as his dumping grounds are in Iowa
source: ktiv.com | share:
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Stewed commuters crushed by traffic after whole freeway pasted with tomatoes
from big rig crash
source: sfgate.com | share:
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You know the difference between Japan and America really is? If someone in the
US boards a train wearing full body armor, packing a AR-15 with a dozen mags,
you would wonder what protest he's going to. A chef drops a knife on a train in
Japan, PANIC
source: soranews24.com | share:
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Mon August 29, 2022
Meatpacking worker holds "find the lucky coin" contest without clearing it with
her bosses first
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France uses Skynet to find Sarah Connor...'s swimming pool?
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Lorde at her DC concert: I took a dip in the Potomac River before the show.
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