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‪Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera‬ ‪@pantibliss.bsky.social‬
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This is true. And it’s sometimes hard to not engage at all in any way, but it is
definitely best and is definitely working. I had to block almost 40 accounts
today, all trying to get a rise, and only a couple of people took the bait. Most
got no reaction at all and now they’re just… gone
‪John Scalzi‬ ‪@scalzi.com‬
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17h
"Don't Engage, Just Block" is having a real effect and you can tell it's
frustrating the bots, chuds and trolls. They're in my comments trying everything
they can to get people there to react -- and no one's biting. And then I swing
by and chuck 'em into the cornfield and that's that.
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‪sky‬ ‪@iamspacegirl.bsky.social‬
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God: *creating Eve from Adam's rib* Adam: That's a weird way to make people God:
Lol wait till you see how she does it
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‪Uncle Duke‬ ‪@uncleduke1969.bsky.social‬
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“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom.
Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”
ALT
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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It’ll stream on X so won’t work.
‪Read the book Abolish Rent‬ ‪@jphillll.bsky.social‬
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Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
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‪vladchoc‬ ‪@vladchoc.bsky.social‬
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's
not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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I tried living each day like it was my last. Hired someone to change and feed
me. Stayed in bed drooling. Not as liberating as I'd hoped.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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12h
People who say ‘nothing’s impossible’ have never tried going through a revolving
door in skis with a ladder.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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12h
Instead of Flight Deep Vein Thrombosis, why don't they just call it Jet-Leg?
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‪donkey_walloppa‬ ‪@donkeywalloppa.bsky.social‬
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I really do not understand economics 🤷‍♂️

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‪Domestic Enemy Hat‬ ‪@kenwhite.bsky.social‬
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15h
Too rapey for the second Trump administration is pretty goddamned rapey.
‪Ryan J. Reilly (Get SEDITION HUNTERS the book while you
can!)‬ ‪@ryanjreilly.com‬
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15h
NEW: Matt Gaetz withdraws his bid for attorney general amid sexual misconduct
allegations www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Matt Gaetz withdraws his bid for attorney general amid sexual misconduct
allegations
Trump's choice had been hindered by sexual misconduct allegations and a House
Ethics Committee investigation.
www.nbcnews.com
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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I recently decided to not start my own podcast
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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1d
🎶Cybertruck, Cybertruck Should have bought any other truck Spins its wheels
while off-road The spare tyre takes up the full load Fucked up! You bought a
Cybertruck 🎶
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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1d
If cats had their own internet I bet there wouldn't be even one picture of a
human.
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‪Dark Bobby 🇵🇸🔻‬ ‪@darkbobby.bsky.social‬
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1d
Mike is short for Micycle
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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1d
How is that banana not liquid by now. They die in three days in my kitchen!
‪The New York Times‬ ‪@nytimes.com‬
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1d
A banana sold for $6.2 million with fees to a crypto entrepreneur at a Sotheby’s
art auction on Wednesday. It became what is arguably the most expensive fruit in
the world — though it will likely be tossed in a couple days. nyti.ms/3OhfnCC

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‪thepokeuk.bsky.social‬ ‪@thepokeuk.bsky.social‬
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2024/11/20/2...

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‪Sarah‬ ‪@idlewildgirl.bsky.social‬
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2d
A girl just threw her bra at the support band, who can afford to waste bras in
this current economy let alone for the first band on
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‪Sam Whyte‬ ‪@samwhyte.bsky.social‬
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3d
What Christmas traditions are you looking forward to? Ever since seeing Love
Actually we go out on Christmas Eve and proposition the child bride of a close
personal friend. Excited.
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‪The Volatile Mermaid‬ ‪@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social‬
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3d
Men’s pants: Your waist is 30 inches, therefore you are a size 30. Women’s
pants: Your waist is bad inches, you have wide hips, a small butt, short legs, a
prehensile tail, and we don’t like your face. Therefore you are a size whatever
the fuck we want, but only at this store.
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‪Jo‬ ‪@whatsjo.bsky.social‬
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5d
mugger: How much you got? me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One
Snickers bar.
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‪Mhairi McFarlane‬ ‪@mhairim.bsky.social‬
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If anyone is spending Christmas alone this year, please do reach out & let me
know. I need to borrow some chairs
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‪Olaf Falafel‬ ‪@ofalafel.bsky.social‬
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4d
Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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Hey insomniacs, only 2 more sleeps to christmas!
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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1d
Nowadays, when I see a famous actor’s name trending I’m kind of hoping, for
their sake, that they died.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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1d
Hey
#Jaguar
, it’s not that big a cock up. At least you didn’t change the name to X.
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‪Bazlyons‬ ‪@bazlyons.bsky.social‬
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Loving the headphones on Masterchef. Meats by Dre

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‪Jenny Ainsworth‬ ‪@jenainsworth.bsky.social‬
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‪Flups‬ ‪@flups.bsky.social‬
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Bruce Roarsyth.

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‪Brosephine Wires, Sofa Meteorologist‬ ‪@joparkerbear.bsky.social‬
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2d
Bruce Springsteen followed me today. Someone should really tell him he
misspelled his last name, I don’t want that to be our first interaction
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‪Glenn Moore‬ ‪@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social‬
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Bolognese are coming Bolognese are coming

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