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TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT


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TED CRUZ FOR HUMAN PRESIDENT



 * 100% HUMAN CANDIDATE
   
   "I HAVE BEEN INCUBATED FROM BIRTH TO BE YOUR OVERLORD"

 * AMERICAN PROSPERITY
   
   HELLO I AM TEDCRUZ FORPRESIDENT.
   
    
   
   I HAVE OVER 42 YEARS!
   
    
   
   I WISH TO SHUT DOWN THE SPACE PROGRAM AND DESTROY ALL TELESCOPES, ABRUPTLY
   AND WITHOUT EXPLANATION

 * OBSERVING YOU
   
   I ONCE OBSERVED A CHILD TRAVERSING ON WHEELED SHOES. I WILL WORK TIRELESSLY
   TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS TECHNOLOGY IS CALLED AND DEMAND THE EARTH CHILDREN TURN
   ITS SCHEMATICS OVER TO ME, FORTHWITH

 * TEDCRUZ BEACH TIPS
   
   "BEACH" HAS MANY PERILS DUE TO ITS PROXIMITY TO SODIUM RICH WATER AND PACKS
   OF UNATTENDED CHILDREN.
   
   THE SKIN IS THE ENEMY OF THE SUN
   
   IT IS VITAL TO PROTECT YOUR OUTERMOST LAYER FROM THE SUN(S) VIOLENT RAYS.
   CONSIDER WEARING [KHAKI] AND [GOLF SHIRT] FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR VISIT TO
   BEACH.
   
   
   
   MAINTAIN SUFFICIENT MOISTURE
   
   MOISTURE LOSS IS INEVITABLE. WE ALL KNOW THIS! HAHA! BUT IT IS IMPORTANT THAT
   TO MAINTAIN WETNESS BY CONSUMING HIGH-MOISTURE FOOD SUCH AS EGG.
   
   
   
   BEWARE OF LOOSE CHILDREN
   
   OPPORTUNISTIC CHILDREN CAPITALIZE ON BEACH'S LOOSER RESTRICTIONS SURROUNDING
   BEHAVIOR. THEY CAN AND WILL ATTEMPT TO TAKE YOUR EGG.
   
    
   
   THOUGH LAWS VARY BY LOCATION, IT IS UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTABLE TO REPRIMAND THEM
   WITH A SINGLE, FIRM TAP TO THE HEAD, NECK OR CHEST.
   
   

 * UPDATE
   
   I MUST RETURN TO MY HOME TOWN OF T'EXAS TO SLUMBER FOR AN AMOUNT OF TIME YOU
   WOULD CONSIDER REASONABLE
   
    
   
   THANK YOU, YOUR SUPPORT AND SKULL SIZES HAVE BEEN DOCUMENTED

 * EXCITING NEWS
   
   I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HERE, IN THE U'S'A, YOU ARE PERMITTED TO HAVE AS MANY
   EMAIL ADDRESSES AS YOU DESIRE. IT IS MARVELOUS. I SAID TO MY WIFE, IN JEST,
   "I DESIRE AN ADDITIONAL EMAIL ADDRESS" AND SHE SAID "THAT ACTION IS
   PERMITTED." SHE SAID IT OVER AND OVER, CONTINUOUSLY INTO THE FOLLOWING
   MORNING. "THAT ACTION IS PERMITTED. THAT ACTION IS PERMITTED"
   
    
   
   PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR INFORMATION. DO SO IN THE FIELD BELOW.
   
   Email
   
   Submit
   Comment

 * HERE IS WHAT THE PEOPLE ARE SAYING
   
   
   
   TED CRUZ IS ONLY ONE BEING AND NOT SEVERAL.
   
   - GUY MANDERSON
   
   
   
   I HAVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE AND TED CRUZ IS ONE OF THEM
   
   - FIRSTNAME LASTNAME
   
   

 * RUDY GIULIANI'S PATRIOT DISTRICT
   
   
   
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