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YOU DID A BAD JOB WITH ME, GOD

25y/o 🇨🇦 third culture kid back in my passport country because i could afford
the student loans. because I get a lot of harassment, I will not turn on anon,
but I will respect your wish to remain private if you still want to send an ask
and you let me know (assuming you respect me) gaymer. He/him only. On this page
you'll find leftist politics, good vibes, my opinions that no one asked for,
high art shitposting, and all my top-tier interests. I'm also an atheist, a
theater kid, and a furry so if you can't handle that without resorting to
harassment I suggest you go steal some middle schooler's lunch money instead.
otherwise I try to keep all three of those topics properly tagged

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dinkthefruitydevil:

> happy 🎉thistle thursday🎉 dungeon meshi community

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bumblebeerror:

> ampervadasz:
> 
> > 
> 
> THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is
> a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow
> the RULES.

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ceasarslegion:

> ceasarslegion:
> 
> > Wearing a hat that says “stop applying generalized behavioral rules to pets
> > that have individual personalities; not every animal of the same species or
> > even breed portrays the same behavior patterns” over a shirt that says “you
> > dont know the circumstances of the owner or the pet in internet videos. It
> > is unfair to assume that every single unusual situation regarding a
> > domesticated pet is a sign of distress or abuse. You may be calling the
> > owner of a cat with a thyroid condition that makes them gain excess weight
> > abusive.” on the front and “a lot of you are way too trigger happy with
> > euthanasia as a catch-all solution to what could very well be an unusual
> > and/or fixable situation. Domestic animals are not the same as wild ones. It
> > is disgusting to tell a pet owner that they should euthanize their poorly
> > trained dog while implying that its always their fault. You don’t know if
> > that dog is a recently-adopted rescue or not nor what they are doing about
> > it in the here and now regardless of what happened in the past. Stop
> > assuming things of total strangers on the internet.” Over top booty shorts
> > that say “you are not a fucking husbandry expert just because you read an
> > is-the-x-video-cute blog on tumblr.”
> 
> “Dogs dont just do that to be dramatic!” Have you ever met a husky

Idk man one of my besties from uni has a dog who whines like shes upset when
shes happy. Like no doubt about it. Whining. Sad whale eyes. Sounds like she
wants it to stop. All the while shes wagging her tail and pawing at you for more
attention, more pets, more kisses, she just sounds like that when shes happy.

There was a video that circulated here for a hot minute of a nervous little
chihuahua whose certified dog trainer owner found out that he loved subway
trains and got all excited to ride on them and came out of his shell so she took
him to ride the train and let him run around the car and say hi to people (who
were clearly happy to see a little puppy run up to them for pets on their
commute in clear view and supervision of his owner) when he was a good boy. The
vile shit that people accused this woman of in the notes was unbelievable. You
wouldve thought she was beating the thing into its anxiety and forcing everybody
on the train to submit to a big poorly trained rottweiler guard dog, not taking
her nervous little chihuahua with the worlds biggest case of canine train autism
to his favourite activity that he was clearly trained well enough to not leave
her sight in and listened to her commands.

The dog i grew up with was a rescue pup. She had to be sedated to clip her nails
until the day she died because her first owner would whip her paws with a belt
to punish her and it traumatized her for life. She was a very well trained dog,
she just hated anybody touching her paws because of a bad experience. The best
training money could buy only got her comfortable enough to tentatively let her
immediate adoptive family wipe her paw pads after walks. She also licked the
walls because she liked the taste of drywall. Every generalized behavioral guide
will tell you that dogs only lick like that as distressed tics. She was not
distressed, her thought process was “drywall is yummy. I should put my tongue on
it.” That was it. She was not distressed, she thought the walls tasted good. And
if you think that we couldve stopped her, i want you to own a rescue
labrador-weimeraner mix with a clinical canine anxiety for a day and tell me how
well that would work out.

Like jesus h christ. You guys have got to stop with this shit.

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ceasarslegion:

> Wearing a hat that says “stop applying generalized behavioral rules to pets
> that have individual personalities; not every animal of the same species or
> even breed portrays the same behavior patterns” over a shirt that says “you
> dont know the circumstances of the owner or the pet in internet videos. It is
> unfair to assume that every single unusual situation regarding a domesticated
> pet is a sign of distress or abuse. You may be calling the owner of a cat with
> a thyroid condition that makes them gain excess weight abusive.” on the front
> and “a lot of you are way too trigger happy with euthanasia as a catch-all
> solution to what could very well be an unusual and/or fixable situation.
> Domestic animals are not the same as wild ones. It is disgusting to tell a pet
> owner that they should euthanize their poorly trained dog while implying that
> its always their fault. You don’t know if that dog is a recently-adopted
> rescue or not nor what they are doing about it in the here and now regardless
> of what happened in the past. Stop assuming things of total strangers on the
> internet.” Over top booty shorts that say “you are not a fucking husbandry
> expert just because you read an is-the-x-video-cute blog on tumblr.”

“Dogs dont just do that to be dramatic!” Have you ever met a husky

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Wearing a hat that says “stop applying generalized behavioral rules to pets that
have individual personalities; not every animal of the same species or even
breed portrays the same behavior patterns” over a shirt that says “you dont know
the circumstances of the owner or the pet in internet videos. It is unfair to
assume that every single unusual situation regarding a domesticated pet is a
sign of distress or abuse. You may be calling the owner of a cat with a thyroid
condition that makes them gain excess weight abusive.” on the front and “a lot
of you are way too trigger happy with euthanasia as a catch-all solution to what
could very well be an unusual and/or fixable situation. Domestic animals are not
the same as wild ones. It is disgusting to tell a pet owner that they should
euthanize their poorly trained dog while implying that its always their fault.
You don’t know if that dog is a recently-adopted rescue or not nor what they are
doing about it in the here and now regardless of what happened in the past. Stop
assuming things of total strangers on the internet.” Over top booty shorts that
say “you are not a fucking husbandry expert just because you read an
is-the-x-video-cute blog on tumblr.”

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03josten:

> i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass
> car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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everythingfox:

> Yin and yang cat

(Quelle: instagram.com)

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2fingerswhiskey:

> not my titkok but SDFKJSFDKSFDJFDLKJSFDLKFDSLJKFSD

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youngerfrankenstein:

> To put it very bluntly.
> 
> You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to
> hurt people you think deserve it.

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bencan-t:

> literallyaflame:
> 
> > i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are
> > ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police
> > our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot
> > stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your
> > afternoons teaching a brick how to swim
> 
> ALT
> 
> I think about this old tweet…a LOT

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ceasarslegion:

> In my experience if youre calling in sick because youre actually too sick to
> work you should just be completely, brutally, and utterly honest about it on
> the phone. Because you may not think that theyll accept it as a good enough
> reason and that youll have to lie and exaggerate like you do for bs call ins
> but trust me when i say its probably not bs if its putting a grown adult out
> of commission for the day
> 
> This goes doubly so if the reason you cant work is usually considered
> “embarrassing.” Nothing compares to getting asked why you cant come in today,
> saying “my IBS is flaring up so bad that i havent left my bathroom in an hour”
> and hearing a brief pause followed by “…do you want to use one of your paid
> sick days?”
> 
> Yeah, none of you are going to question that. What are you gonna do, make me
> shit myself on the clock? Thats what i thought

I know that the school systems attitude of “youre only too sick for school if
you cant even get to the building and you should tough it out otherwise” had
lasting effects on everybody but in the adult world its generally understood
that theres a lot of things that can knock you out for the day that are still
considered being sick. You don’t have to be puking your guts out with a raging
fever and struggling to stand for them to take it seriously, especially if you
do more physical and public-facing work.

Obviously they won’t like, consider a case of the sniffles or a rough night’s
sleep enough for that, but “i am scared to be out of immediate range of a toilet
today because my lower digestive tract is committed to my assassination” is
definitely enough for a lot of employers to go “please shit yourself in your own
home instead of our workplace then.” Even if you otherwise feel fine. Even if
your old school acted like you were just whining and being difficult on purpose.

I feel like growing up you get inundated with this idea that it only really
“counts” as being sick if you have straight up influenza A symptoms, and then
you grow up and realize that really any group of symptoms that knock you out
enough to make doing your job more trouble than its worth is considered enough
regardless of what they actually are.

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In my experience if youre calling in sick because youre actually too sick to
work you should just be completely, brutally, and utterly honest about it on the
phone. Because you may not think that theyll accept it as a good enough reason
and that youll have to lie and exaggerate like you do for bs call ins but trust
me when i say its probably not bs if its putting a grown adult out of commission
for the day

This goes doubly so if the reason you cant work is usually considered
“embarrassing.” Nothing compares to getting asked why you cant come in today,
saying “my IBS is flaring up so bad that i havent left my bathroom in an hour”
and hearing a brief pause followed by “…do you want to use one of your paid sick
days?”

Yeah, none of you are going to question that. What are you gonna do, make me
shit myself on the clock? Thats what i thought

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pink-vacancy:

> Dungeon Meshi Ep. 12 - Red Dragon ll

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petite-elf:

> gnetophyte:
> 
> > gnetophyte:
> > 
> > > i miss when you could make political art without placing personal identity
> > > (and the self) at the center of everything
> > 
> > 
> > 
> > this piece (“artist bio” by anna daliza) sort of perfectly sums it up. the
> > emphasis on identity politics and tokenization in art/music/performance
> > spaces feels reductive and exploitative- like it offers a sort of racial
> > tourism for the wealthy white patrons. none of what im saying are original
> > thoughts btw go see White by james ijames
> 
> [ID:A photo of a brick wall with a big cinematic light up box with with text
> that reads: “The writer (she/her) is a trans woman and lebanese-canadian who
> also identifies as queer. Her work is about” /End ID]

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