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ShitpostBot 5000 is a facebook page where a picture is posted every half an hour
by a bot. It randomly selects a user-submitted template, then fills it in with
user-submitted source images.
This website is where you can submit your own source images and templates. Not
every submission is automatically selected. A human will go through and look at
each picture, and make sure it's all safe.


RULES

 1. Make sure the template itself is not a meme. Plain background where any
    pictures used to be.
 2. The template/image must be allowed on Facebook. All of the templates/images
    will be reviewed by me, so nothing will get past, dont bother uploading
    something purely to attempt to get SPB taken down.
 3. Make sure the template/image is under 2MB, it'll reject it if it breaks this
    limit.
 4. Make sure the template/image has both the width and height under 1000. It'll
    reject it if it breaks this limit.
 5. I'd prefer not to have to develop a ban list, so please, no spamming the
    same template/image over and over.



TEMPLATE TIPS

 1. Think about whether or not it would be a different/unique joke if a random
    picture was put there instead of another random picture. This means you
    should avoid things that just say "this random meme is funny", or something
    similar. It wont be a bad template, but it definitely will wear out pretty
    quickly.
 2. Make sure the background is nice and blank. Not necessarily white/black, but
    blank. This way, no matter the size of the photo, it'll look nice.
 3. Make sure the template is generic as possible. I prefer the ones that follow
    the "This is my reaction when"-type format. Multi-panel comics are good for
    this too, such as "this isn't beautiful", and "he will never get a
    girlfriend". Any picture could go there and be kinda funny, and potentially
    really funny.



SOURCE IMAGE TIPS

 1. Please don't upload pictures of friends/family/you. Facebook often doesn't
    like it if it gets reported, and I might turn down a lot of them.
 2. The picture itself shouldn't have any captions/jokes. It should be simply a
    strange context-free image that makes no sense. This won't always be
    enforced, but it definitely makes for better pictures if they have no
    context. As much as I hate to say it, the people who post those awful
    reaction pictures have the right idea. By themselves, those pictures make no
    sense. They need context, and shitpostbot will provide that context.

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