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Mastodon Luo tiliKirjaudu VIIME HAUT Ei viimeaikaisia hakuja HAUN ASETUKSET has: media, poll tai embedis: reply tai sensitivelanguage: ISO-kielikoodifrom: käyttäjäbefore: tietty päivämääräduring: tietty päivämääräafter: tietty päivämääräin: all tai library cyberplace.social kuuluu hajautettuun sosiaaliseen verkostoon, jonka voimanlähde on Mastodon. Cybersecurity, fandom, video games, technology, dog photos and most importantly, you. YLLÄPITÄJÄ: Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog PALVELIMEN TILASTOT: 755 aktiivista käyttäjää -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lue lisää cyberplace.social: Tietoja · Tila · Profiilihakemisto · Tietosuojakäytäntö Mastodon: Tietoja · Hanki sovellus · Pikanäppäimet · Näytä lähdekoodi · v4.2.12 TAKAISIN 22. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Copilot+ Recall has been enabled by default globally in Microsoft Intune managed users, for businesses. You need to enable DisableAIDataAnalysis to switch it off. https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/client-management/manage-recall 46 22. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Here’s Copilot+ Recall search in action, showing instant text based search finding a WhatsApp chat and a PDF from 6 months ago being viewed on screen. 7 22. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Two quick updates - A) if you disallow recording of a website in Control Panel or GPO, in Chrome it is still recorded - disallow recording only works in Edge browser B) Firefox and Tor Browser is recorded always, including in private mode - the exception is Hollywood DRM’d videos 23 24. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I got ahold of the Copilot+ software. Recall uses a bunch of services themed CAP - Core AI Platform. Enabled by default. It spits constant screenshots (the product brands then “snapshots”, but they’re hooked screenshots) into the current user’s AppData as part of image storage. The NPU processes them and extracts text, into a database file. The database is SQLite, and you can access it as the user including programmatically. It 100% does not need physical access and can be stolen. 56 24. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog And if you didn’t believe me.. found this on TikTok. There’s an MSFT employee in the background saying “I don’t know if the team is going to be very happy…” They should probably be transparent about it, rather than telling BBC News you’d need to be physically at the PC to hack it (not true). Just a thought. Media piilotettuNapsauta näyttääksesi 19 24. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I ponder if Microsoft's engineers are following the SQLite code of ethics, since they're using it in Windows OS with Copilot+ Recall? :D https://sqlite.org/codeofethics.html 18 25. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog So the code underpinning Copilot+ Recall includes a whole bunch of Azure AI backend code, which has ended up in the Windows OS. It also has a ton of API hooks for user activity monitoring. Apps themselves can also search and make themselves more searchable. It opens a lot of attack surface. The semantic search element is fun. They really went all in with this and it will have profound negative implications for the safety of people who use Microsoft Windows. 16 26. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog If you want to know where tech companies are with AI safety, know Microsoft Recall won’t record screenshots of DRM’d movies.. ..but will record screenshots of your financial records and WhatsApp messages, as corporate interests were prioritised over user safety. And it’s enabled by default. 34 27. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I’ve managed to get Recall working in full on a non-Copilot+ system, without an NPU. Will accelerate testing. 6 27. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Copilot+ Recall feature pop quiz: You deal with a sensitive matter on my Windows PC. E.g. an email you delete. Does Copilot Recall still store the deleted email? Answer: yes. There's no feature to delete screenshots of things you delete while using your PC. You would have to remember to go and purge screenshots that Recall makes every few seconds. If you or a friend use disappearing messages in WhatsApp, Signal etc, it is recorded regardless. 14 27. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog It comes up a lot as people are rightly confused, but if you wonder what problem Microsoft are trying to solve with Recall: It isn't them being evil, it's business leaders who are middle aged and can't remember what they're doing driving decision making about which problems to solve. A huge amount of business leaders are dudes who have no idea what the fuck is happening. This leads to the Recall feature. Microsoft exists in and is driven by that bubble. 38 27. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I asked Microsoft Copilot to write a song about Copilot+ Recall. Media piilotettuNapsauta näyttääksesi 13 29. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Managed to find out how BBC News printed in a headline story that it was not possible to steal Recall data without being physically at the device (which is false) - this is from the journalist: ALT 16 30. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Some screenshots of Recall's SQLite database here: https://mastodon.social/@detective/112513529733646088 Just to clarify, I can access it without SYSTEM too. Microsoft are about to set cybersecurity back a decade by empowering cyber criminals via poor AI safety. Feature ships in a few weeks. MastodonAlbacore (@detective@mastodon.social)Attached: 4 images Can confirm that Recall data is indeed stored in a SQLite3 database. The folder it's in is fully accessible only by SYSTEM and the Administrators group. Attempting to access it as a normal user yields the usual "You don't currently have permission" error. Here's how the database is laid out for those curious, figured you might appreciate a few screenshots. 7 31. toukok. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog The latest Risky Business episode on Recall is good, but one small correction - it doesn’t need SYSTEM rights. Here’s a video of two MSFT employees gaining access to the Recall database folder - with SQLite database right there. Watch their hacking skills. (You don’t need to go this length as an attacker, either). Cc @riskybusiness I’m not being hyperbolic when I say this is the dumbest cybersecurity move in a decade. Good luck to my parents safely using their PC. Media piilotettuNapsauta näyttääksesi 9 31. toukok. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Stealing everything you’ve ever typed or viewed on your own Windows PC is now possible with two lines of code — inside the Copilot+ Recall disaster. My look at the feature, FAQs from the community etc https://doublepulsar.com/recall-stealing-everything-youve-ever-typed-or-viewed-on-your-own-windows-pc-is-now-possible-da3e12e9465e DoublePulsar · 31. toukok.Stealing everything you’ve ever typed or viewed on your own Windows PC is now possible with two lines of code — inside the Copilot+ Recall disaster.Julkaissut Kevin Beaumont 37 1. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog this is the out of box experience for Windows 11's new Recall feature on Copilot+ PCs. It's enabled by default during setup and you can't disable it directly here. There is an option to tick "open Settings after setup completes so I can manage my Recall preferences" instead. HT @tomwarren 15 1. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog You allow BYOD so people can pick up webmail and such. It’s okay, because when they leave you revoke their access, and your MDM removes all business data from the machine What the employee does: opens Recall, searches their email, files etc and pastes the data elsewhere. Nothing is removed from Recall, as it is a photographic memory of everything the former employee did. 15 2. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Just in time for Copilot+ Recall! 4 2. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Security and privacy researchers - You can now install Copilot+ Recall on any ARM hardware (doesn’t need an NPU) or in Azure VMs. Guide from @detective The devices launch THIS MONTH to customers so I suggest people look at this. https://github.com/thebookisclosed/AmperageKit GitHubGitHub - thebookisclosed/AmperageKit: One stop shop for enabling Recall in Windows 11 version 24H2 on unsupported devicesOne stop shop for enabling Recall in Windows 11 version 24H2 on unsupported devices - thebookisclosed/AmperageKit 3 2. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Nvidia just announced that Copilot+ and Recall are coming to AMD systems. https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/2/24169568/microsoft-copilot-plus-gaming-pc-nvidia-amd The Verge · 2. kesäk.Nvidia and AMD are bringing Microsoft’s Copilot Plus AI features to gaming laptopsJulkaissut Tom Warren 6 3. kesäk. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Somebody made a tool called Total Recall to dump Recall database and screenshots. https://x.com/xaitax/status/1797349055917416457?s=46 23 3. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Recent DHS published report handed to the US President which said it had "identified a series of Microsoft operational and strategic decisions that collectively pointed to a corporate culture that deprioritized enterprise security investments and rigorous risk management" Microsoft: let’s use AI to screenshot everything users do every 5 seconds, OCR the screenshots, make it searchable and store it in AppData! ALTGIF 2 3. kesäk. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Searching Recall database for passwords with @awakecoding Media piilotettuNapsauta näyttääksesi 10 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog 5 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog If anybody is wondering if you can enable Recall on a machine remotely without Copilot+ hardware support - yep. I’ve also found a way to disable the tray icon. 21 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I went and looked at YouTube for Recall to get out of the echo chamber and I can only find one positive video. Even the people at the event are slating it, including people with media provided Copilot+ PCs. There’s some content creators who’ve realised it records their credit cards, so they’re making videos of their cards going walkies. 6 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog It’s going to be interesting to see how Microsoft get out of this one. They may have contractual commitments to ship Recall with external parties. I thought they were risking crashing the Copilot brand with this one, but I was wrong looking at the videos and comments on them - I think they’re crashing the Windows consumer brand. The reaction to photographic memory of what people do at home has - you’ll be surprised to know - not been seen as a reason to buy a device, but a reason why not to. 28 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Windows Central, about the only outlet giving Recall positive coverage and having articles tweeted by Microsoft staff - have updated their take after being hands on with a device. https://www.windowscentral.com/software-apps/windows-11/microsoft-should-recall-windows-recall-security-researcher-finds-microsofts-new-ai-tool-woefully-insecure 6 4. kesäk. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Microsoft has been declining to comment on criticism of Recall for a week - but they have apparently told a journalist off the record at Future that changes will be made before Copilot+ devices drop in the coming days. This may include an attempt to invalidate researcher criticism, we’ll see. 11 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog WIRED has a piece about Total Recall, a now released tool which dumps keypresses, text and screenshots (they’re JPEGs) from Microsoft Recall https://www.wired.com/story/total-recall-windows-recall-ai/ Total Recall software by @xaitax https://github.com/xaitax/TotalRecall Example search for ‘password’: Captured Windows: 133 Images Taken: 36 Search results for 'password': 22 Summary of the extraction is available in the file: C:\Users\alex\Downloads\TotalRecall\2024-06-04-13-49_Recall_Extraction\TotalRecall.txt 7 4. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I hadn’t been aware until today of the external reaction to Recall. Holy shit. Tim Apple must be pleased. Everything from media coverage to YouTube to TikTok is largely negative. All the comments are negative. These videos have tens of millions of views and hundreds of thousands of comments. I knew it would be bad but.. it’s worse. I’ve spent hours looking at the sentiment and.. well, they probably would have got better coverage from launching an NFT of pregnant Clippy. 24 5. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog A key element of Recall is Microsoft say only you can access your Recall, it is per user. ArsTechnica enabled Recall on Windows 11 box and tested the claim. By logging in as another user they could access the database and screenshots. https://arstechnica.com/ai/2024/06/windows-recall-demands-an-extraordinary-level-of-trust-that-microsoft-hasnt-earned/ 19 5. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog If you want to know how Microsoft have got themselves into this giant mess with Recall, here’s what the documentation says between the lines: you, the customer, are a simpleton who doesn’t want to be an AI genius yet. Have a caveman mode. 14 5. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Recall and Copilot+ is also coming to ASUS systems, including AMD, in a deal with Microsoft. ASUS Announces Complete Portfolio of AI-Powered Copilot+ PCs https://www.asus.com/us/news/pnm9tg6qccql6ern/ Nvidia announced they are bringing Copilot+ and Recall to PCs, in a deal with Microsoft: https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/2/24169568/microsoft-copilot-plus-gaming-pc-nvidia-amd ASUS · 4. kesäk.ASUS Announces Complete Portfolio of AI-Powered Copilot+ PCs at Computex 2024 Julkaissut ASUS 2 5. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Three Copilot+ Recall questions that keep coming up. Q. Can you alter the Recall history? A. Yes. You can change the OCR database and change the screenshots as the logged in user or as software running as the local user. There is no audit log of changes. Q. Are they snapshots, as Microsoft says, or screenshots? A. They are just screenshots, jpegs. Q. What is to stop apps on your machine accessing your Recall covertly? A. Nothing. There is no audit log of access. 19 5. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog .@awakecoding becomes the latest person reverse engineering Microsoft Recall https://x.com/awakecoding/status/1798168395583746216 1 5. kesäk. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog If anybody is wondering what Microsoft's reaction to any of the Copilot+ Recall concerns are, they're continuing to decline comment to every media outlet. I've seen comments MS staff have been given for enterprise customers, which are nonsense handwaving. Product ships live on devices from Dell, Lenovo etc this month. https://x.com/zacbowden/status/1798221879741931847 17 6. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog As @tiraniddo rightly points out, anybody can programmatically reach the Recall database without admin rights. https://infosec.exchange/@tiraniddo/112566044174482506 4 7. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog TotalRecall has been updated to exfiltrate Recall database and screenshots without needing admin rights: https://github.com/xaitax/TotalRecall GitHubGitHub - xaitax/TotalRecall: This tool extracts and displays data from the Recall feature in Windows 11, providing an easy way to access information about your PC's activity snapshots.This tool extracts and displays data from the Recall feature in Windows 11, providing an easy way to access information about your PC's activity snapshots. - xaitax/TotalRecall 9 Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social You can now remotely dump Recall data and screenshots over the internet from Linux etc. Changes in flight for parsing data too. https://github.com/Pennyw0rth/NetExec/pull/335 07. kesäk. 2024 klo 00.53 · · Web · 102 · 144 7. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog YouTubers are continuing to have fun with Recall Media piilotettuNapsauta näyttääksesi 5 7. kesäk. * Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Turns out speaking out works. Microsoft are making significant changes to Recall, including making it specifically opt in, requiring Windows Hello face scanning to activate and use it, and actually encrypting the database. There are obviously going to be devils in the details - potentially big ones. Microsoft needs to commit to not trying to sneak users to enable it in the future, and it needs turning off by default in Group Policy and Intune for enterprise orgs. https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/7/24173499/microsoft-windows-recall-response-security-concerns The Verge · 7. kesäk.Windows won’t take screenshots of everything you do after all — unless you opt inJulkaissut Tom Warren 61 7. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Obviously, I recommend you do not enable Recall, and you tell your family not to enable it too. It’s still labelled Preview, and I’ll believe it is encrypted when I see it. There are obviously serious governance and security failures at Microsoft around how this played out that need to be investigated, and suggests they are not serious about AI safety. 11 7. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog Microsoft President Brad Smith is going to be grilled by US gov next week. https://therecord.media/microsoft-reverses-course-recall-opt-in 13 8. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I should be transparent btw that I took Satya and Charlie’s commitment to security at face value too - I even published a blog on it backing that up - and I have concerns (it isn’t just me). They’re now going to have to win trust back about winning trust back. 4 8. kesäk. Kevin Beaumont @GossiTheDog I know somebody at a retailer in Europe that is selling Copilot+ PCs. They’ve had fewer than a thousand preorders through to customers. In relative terms, for them it’s about as successful as Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League. 9 7. kesäk. Jeff Grigg @JeffGrigg@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog "All your secret are belong to us!" ALT 0 7. kesäk. David's Alias @datguydavid@yiff.life @GossiTheDog I love how people like this just *crumble* with fluffy words when it comes to security. "This sounds like spyware, how can I make sure nobody accesses it?" "The neat thing about that is, it's your data" "Yes I know it's my data. But how can I make sure nobody accesses it?" [This section was cut per request] 0 7. kesäk. Jérôme Segura @jeromesegura@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog "it's MY Recall" 0 7. kesäk. Crimea River @bernardlyons@mastodon.ie @GossiTheDog Either someone lied to him, or he’s lying to us. 0 7. kesäk. George Liquor, American @liquor_american@universeodon.com @GossiTheDog The arrogance of this man is astonishing 0 7. kesäk. Stu @tehstu@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog and then they can use the telemetry you can't completely turn off to see no one uses it and fire all the junior people who implemented it under directions from senior execs. 0 7. kesäk. Lulu · לולו @lulu@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog I wouldn't trust them to keep their promise. 1 7. kesäk. CJ Paloma In Autumn @cjpaloma@mas.to @lulu @GossiTheDog There's so many examples of corps making solemn promises to not try that again only to quietly change back to whatever egregious bullshit they wanted 6 weeks, or 6 months, or even a few years later. These are just not good people. They have the ethics of very hungry and spoiled retrievers. They exploit and find workarounds for a living! 1 7. kesäk. Steve @kladni@newsie.social @cjpaloma @lulu @GossiTheDog It's less people than culture. If you're rewarded by changing things, then whoever is making the promise will eventually move to another role or leave, and another set of folks get to re-decide whether they agree with what's happened with Recall or not. "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" 1 7. kesäk. CJ Paloma In Autumn @cjpaloma@mas.to @kladni @lulu @GossiTheDog that explanation might look good to you on paper, but Cultures are made from people. People doing certain things and not other things…people with ethics made from rotted fish heads, or folks with more developed senses of right and wrong. Certain types of people are wanted at certain corporations and certain types are -willing to- make these kinds of usually pretty unethical decisions. It's both. 1 7. kesäk. Steve @kladni@newsie.social @cjpaloma @lulu @GossiTheDog Your comment is reasonable. Though none of us can know for sure what lies in the hearts of those who are responsible here, and if ethical compromises were intentional or a byproduct of said culture. Of course it's people making up this culture, no argument there. In any case, the Recall feature is a disaster, and it's good news that the pushback has caused something to happen. The risk remains: things can get un-decided due to either bad ethics or poor incentives. 0 7. kesäk. Aaron :antiverified: @bakingsteele@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog WOOOT! Thanks for the advocacy and also discussion on it with @shanselman 1 8. kesäk. Scott Hanselman @shanselman@hachyderm.io @bakingsteele @GossiTheDog 0 7. kesäk. Me @derrydavis@techhub.social @GossiTheDog do adobe now 0 7. kesäk. Meowie Gamer @Meowie_Gamer@fosstodon.org @GossiTheDog thank god 0 7. kesäk. stingertough @stingertough@linux.social @GossiTheDog a win for the good guys. 0 7. kesäk. starchy @starchy@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog hooray! They're doing what they said they'd do in the first place! 1 7. kesäk. Keen @pixelkeen@mastodon.art @starchy @GossiTheDog *They **said** they're going to do what they said they'd do in the first place! 0 7. kesäk. Noah Cook @UncivilServant@med-mastodon.com @GossiTheDog Sounds like they finally ran this plan past legal, and after having to administer enough sedatives to drop a herd of elephants, the attorneys managed to stop screaming long enough to put put a basic list of Things That Must Happen. FWIW, policy analysts cost about 1/10th what an attorney charges per-hour. That's actually a pretty standard FAFO tax, if you think about it. 0 7. kesäk. gudenau @gudenau@fosstodon.org @GossiTheDog Using the modern encrypted and attested VMs would be a massive step. I feel like that would require too much engineering effort for them to implement though. 0 7. kesäk. Michael Gemar @michaelgemar@mstdn.ca @GossiTheDog Do these security changes impact its functionality in any way? Is there a reason they didn’t set it up this way right from the start? The original rollout seems like such a terrible self-inflicted wound — I don’t get how MS could have been so clueless. 0 7. kesäk. Brian @Drat@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog Speaking out worked but seriously we should not have needed all that noise to begin with. 0 7. kesäk. Corbin Davenport @corbin@toot.community @GossiTheDog This might be the only page in Windows setup where there’s no primary blue button for the user to mindlessly click. I don’t know if MS can say “off by default” when there’s no default. ALT 0 7. kesäk. Kote Isaev @koteisaev@mastodon.online @GossiTheDog Better than nothing but why not make it even more explicit, like "remember this" and "remember next 5 minutes" button at taskbar, require explicit action from person to use that? Or even broadly, why that Recall feature has been pushed into people mouth at first place? Anyway, I will move to Linux soon. 0 7. kesäk. Pusher of Pixels @pixelpusher220@dmv.community @GossiTheDog heavily reminded of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_of_Strategic_Influence Once they admit they're doing it, it's quite unlikely to ever actually disappear. Even if it's disabled, Windows Update will *totally accidentally* enable it at some point. Same for encryption. en.wikipedia.orgOffice of Strategic Influence - Wikipedia 0 7. kesäk. PhreakByte @nieldk@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog already proven worse than initially found LOL no admin needed https://www.tiraniddo.dev/2024/06/working-your-way-around-acl.html?m=1 www.tiraniddo.devWorking your way Around an ACLThere's been plenty of recent discussion about Windows 11's Recall feature and how much of it is a garbage fire. Especially a discussion aro... 0 7. kesäk. Johan Nilsson @jn9999@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog To still be useful encryption implies there will be a decryption key. One for the user and possibly the comeback for _NSAKEY 0 7. kesäk. Robert Link @phaedral@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog Recall's gonna happen. Either accept that Big Brother has won, or use something else. If you're one of the hapless slobs who can't use something else because your boss loves Big Brother, my condolences. 0 7. kesäk. Misuse Case @MisuseCase@twit.social @GossiTheDog They’re not serious about *any* kind of safety or security TBH 0 7. kesäk. TheTomas @TheTomas@toot9.de @GossiTheDog you nailed it with "serious governance failures" and quoting by the way tha latest CISA report. https://www.cisa.gov/sites/default/files/2024-04/CSRB_Review_of_the_Summer_2023_MEO_Intrusion_Final_508c.pdf 0 7. kesäk. * Mare Polaris @ph00lt0@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog this whole thing will remain a gold mine of data for everyone wanting to breach you... Storing this amount of data anywhere is a terrible idea on it's own, let alone the security Microsoft can offer. 0 7. kesäk. NosirrahSec @NosirrahSec@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog Wyden doing the lord's work, roasting big tech over the fucking coals. 0 7. kesäk. Suzanne Aldrich (she/her) @suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io @GossiTheDog I read that as “Bard Smith” and imagined the Google AI attending Congressional hearings and what a poor job it would do 0 7. kesäk. * zstix @zstix@fosstodon.org @GossiTheDog notes on social media....but WHICH social media? Was it chad xitter or that rinky dink mastodon /s 0 7. kesäk. Why Not Zoidberg? @WhyNotZoidberg@topspicy.social @GossiTheDog oh shit this is actually spicy. 0 7. kesäk. John Carlsen 4 Harris&Walz @johnlogic@sfba.social @GossiTheDog @csoghoian should see this thread, but their profile says they're on "social media hiatus" 0 7. kesäk. Ben Esquivel @Benthekillerrat@mastodon.cloud @GossiTheDog Microsoft got ReCalled to testify in the congress. 1 8. kesäk. EndlessMason @EndlessMason@hachyderm.io @Benthekillerrat @GossiTheDog ALT 0 8. kesäk. Brian Clark @deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog it’s a good article and you did good using your social media megaphone to call attention to this 0 8. kesäk. Steve Zakulec @keen456@infosec.exchange @GossiTheDog Would you ever testify if asked? 0 8. kesäk. Graham Sutherland / Polynomial @gsuberland@chaos.social @GossiTheDog I can't keep track of which of the batman-extended-universe games flopped at this point so I'm going to assume the sales numbers are bad. 1 8. kesäk. Claus Cramon Houmann @claushoumann@mastodon.social @gsuberland @GossiTheDog + 1 0 8. kesäk. * miunau @miunau@meow.social @GossiTheDog MS Bob sold 58k units, copilot+ has a while to go. looking objectively to be the worst product launch in microsoft history 1 8. kesäk. Graham Sutherland / Polynomial @gsuberland@chaos.social @miunau @GossiTheDog and Bob went on to become the basis for Microsoft Agent, which led to Clippy, Merlin, and Rover (the XP search dog). a solid success story compared to this. 1 8. kesäk. miunau @miunau@meow.social @gsuberland @GossiTheDog i mean it got us pregnant clippy so it's clearly a win 2 8. kesäk. Graham Sutherland / Polynomial @gsuberland@chaos.social @miunau @GossiTheDog lmao I forgot about that blursed image 0 8. kesäk. The Doctor @drwho@hackers.town @miunau @gsuberland @GossiTheDog No, rule 34 got us that 1 8. kesäk. Graham Sutherland / Polynomial @gsuberland@chaos.social @drwho @miunau @GossiTheDog *puts philosophy hat on* ah, but to make porn of what exists, the subject must first exist 0 8. kesäk. Meowie Gamer @Meowie_Gamer@fosstodon.org @GossiTheDog That's pretty funny 0 8. kesäk. gigantos @gigantos@social.linux.pizza @GossiTheDog which is super annoying to me. They had the chance to finally sell a powerful #Windows laptop to compete with Apple on battery life and performance. And what did they do? They made it all about the NPU, so now the only reason to buy it is a feature nobody wants or understands. 0 8. kesäk. HikariKnight @hikariknight@vivaldi.net @GossiTheDog about the same here in norway from what I gathered. Less than 1000 sold so far (no idea if this was across the chain, region or that store specifically) 0 8. kesäk. Oggie @Oggie@woof.group @GossiTheDog I really want to know how they're going to square this new and improved concept with the fact that it's going to literally be used in abusive situations to get a better hold on the victims. I realize this isn't a solvable problem, but the fact that it never even apparently showed up on their radar as a potential abuse is...upsetting to say the least. 0 8. kesäk. namlaz @namlaz@mastodon.social @GossiTheDog Makes sense as Copilot is still not available in the European Economic Area, which is fine by me. 0 Mastodon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SelaaLive-syötteet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kirjaudu sisään, niin voit seurata profiileja tai aihetunnisteita, lisätä julkaisuja suosikkeihin, jakaa julkaisuja ja vastata niihin. Voit olla vuorovaikutuksessa myös eri palvelimella olevalta tililtäsi. Luo tiliKirjaudu -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tietoja Lataa raahaamalla ja pudottamalla tähän