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Welcome to Elayne's Gone Home Party. Warning: This website is
"E-Rated." Children under 40 require an accompanying FOE (friend of Elayne) for
viewing, as it may contain hilarious activity, intense or persistent silliness
and offbeat language.

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ELAYNE HEINEN - AUGUST 28, 1924

The LORD called Elayne home on Tuesday, February 28, at the age of 87. Before
she left, she was able to reflect back on a life well-spent, rich in
relationships, secure in the knowledge she held the love and esteem of family
and friends. (And that Fox News would manage without her.)

This was underscored at her last “Ducker” party — a moving and hilarious
testament to her creativity, sense of humor and accomplishments given and
attended by some of her closest friends.

Elayne is survived by two children, Mike and Jolayne Heinen, as well as a
brother, Lew Holston. Her husband Joe passed away in 1994 and has asked God to
put her in the “North 40,” as he needs a few more centuries of peace before he’s
ready to reunite.


TO FEBRUARY 28, 2012

Elayne had three priorities in life:  God, family and friends. Since she “never
met a stranger,” Elayne has friends all over Southern California, even in parts
unknown around the world.

Elayne was a lifetime member of La Quinta Country Club, which she joined in the
early 70s. If the saying “a woman lives as long as her name is being spoken” is
true, her uproarious escapades, tournaments and charity benefits will be talked
about for years to come.

In lieu of memorial services, this website has been created to showcase her
extraordinary capacity for fun and to thank her many friends who have supported
and loved her over the years. Without them, Elayne would have outlived every one
of them. Short, funny Elayne-isms or anecdotes are encouraged by visiting the
post comments page on this site.


IF LED TO DONATE IN HER NAME

A few of Elayne's favorite charities:

Wounded Warriors

Adopt-a-Platoon

Coachella Valley Rescue Mission

La Quinta Boys & Girls Club

JFK Memorial Foundation

Animal Samaritans/SPCA

Orphan Pet Oasis of the Desert

Salvation Army


Toys for Tots

Samaritan's Purse

World Vision

©2012 Jo Heinen—All rights reserved

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