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RIDE LIKE AN IDIOT

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JUST LIKE THE SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING NOW.




BUT DUMBER.



Hey you. Yeah, you. You into drifting? How about rally, or autocross? Monster
trucks, maybe? Well, this shirt is for you. Maybe wear it next time you go to
the DMV. Or maybe don't. Might be funny though...

Who are you? Skateboarder? Mountain biker? BMXer? Surfer? 10-speed racer who
does wheelies? Snowboarder? Supercross or Moto enthusiast? Braaaaap! Doesn't
matter. If you get rad, odds are this shirt is just what the doctor forgot to
order the last time she ordered X-rays for you.


CANS JUST WANNA BE COZY.







Don't wear t-shirts? That's cool, we won't judge you. We will however say that
if you walk around shirtless all the time, you are almost certainly a great
candidate for a can coozie. And, we'd go a step further and say that on more
than one occasion you've said to someone, "Hold my beer.", and then gotten on a
bike, motorcycle, or very likely a jetski, and proceeded to engage in some sort
of activity that could be explained by the words on this beautiful,
printed-in-the-USA can coozie. And once you safely returned from your rad stunt,
you were alarmed to discover that the weirdo you handed your beer to had
disgustingly warm hands, leaving your refreshing beverage as appetizing as
room-temperature milk. It doesn't have to be that way. Don't let some
warm-handed freak harsh your mellow. Don't set your can up for failure. Keep it
cold, and keep it rad.



If you've made it this far into a description of a scrap piece of wetsuit
designed to keep a can cold, we're willing to bet that you prefer to pour your
craft beer into a pint glass containing the logo of your favorite bicycle
company, brewery, or band. Now you're thinking, "These coozies are amazing! But
when I put one on my glass it tips over, and that sucks." Boy have we got a
coozie hack for you, my friend. Step 1: Flatten the coozie. Step 2: Cut the
bottom off the coozie. Step 3: Slide coozie onto glass. Step 4: Marvel at how
when you set the glass down, it no longer falls over. And, because the glass
tapers up at the top, the coozie doesn't slide off the top of the glass. It's
like magic.


STICKERS LET YOU ADHERE LIKE AN IDIOT.

You know who doesn't like stickers?



Nobody.



These 3"x2" stickers are really handy, because they stick to things when you
peel the backing off. It's not quite as artistic as covering the back of your
'ride like an idiot' shirt with glue and sticking that to something, but it is a
lot more convenient. If you buy shirts or coozies, you'll get some free
stickers. Hella.



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About us

We're basically complete muppets. However, since we just sell t-shirts and
coozies, it really makes no difference. In case you care, we like bicycles,
sweet dirt jumps, tacos, Idiocracy, The Big Lebowski, skateboards, driving in
snow, Hoonigan, beer, spicy hot sauces, and rad dirt bikes. We don't like ticks,
fleas, and mosquitoes. Those suck.

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It seems highly unlikely that we may ever come up with another few words to put
on a t-shirt. However, on the off chance that you put more trust into our
abilities than we do, feel free to subscribe. We won't sell your email, but then
again, we probably won't even use it ourselves.

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