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DRDISRESPECT SHUNGITE

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DrDisrespect talks about getting shungite for 5g:
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Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what
shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's
locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old
like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that
may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff.
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Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what
shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's
locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old
like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that
may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff.
Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.

A GIRL... AND A GAMER?

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes
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*milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid
and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka
honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
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PRESIDENT'S DAY EMOJI PASTA PRESIDICK'S DAY

Happy PresiDICK’S 🍆🍌🌽 DAY‼️ Time ⏰⏰ to honor the DADDIES 👬👬 of our nation
🇺🇸🇺🇸 George SLUTsington 👯👯, Benjamin SPANKlin👋🍑, John HanCOCK 🍆🌽💦💦💦
These POUNDING 🔨⚒ fathers ERECTED ⬆️⬆️ their 😻📃CUNTstitutional dongs 😍🍌for
LADY LIBERTY 🗽👅🙀 Raise that ASS 🍑 to 💦💦 Abraham LinCUM 💦💦, 🌲 WOODrow
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SUCKretary of state 📔😙🇺🇸 Get 20 back and the First Lady will make u moan
😩😩💦💦💦💦💦 HAPPY JIZZIDENT’S DAY!! Hail to the CHEEKS 🍑🍑🍑
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I AM NEW TO GITHUB AND I HAVE LOTS TO SAY

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid
fucking application and use it
https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE???
MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone
is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don't understand it. I
only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE?
make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS
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UNBENCH THE KENCH

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RIBBIT UNSTICK THE LICK UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN UNMUTE THE NEWT UNBENCH THE
KENCH PERMIT THE KERMIT DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
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FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST

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begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but
gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should
be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight
line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap
before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On
your mark, get ready, start.
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that
progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will
begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but
gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should
be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight
line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap
before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On
your mark, get ready, start.

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I LIKE TO CREEP AROUND MY HOME AND ACT LIKE A GOBLIN

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I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin I don’t know why but I just
enjoy doing this. Maybe it’s my way of dealing with stress or something but I
just do it about once every week. Generally I’ll carry around a sack and creep
around in a sort of crouch-walking position making goblin noises, then I’ll walk
around my house and pick up various different “trinkets” and put them in my bag
while saying stuff like “I’ll be having that” and laughing maniacally in my
goblin voice (“trinkets” can include anything from shit I find on the ground to
cutlery or other utensils). The other day I was talking with my neighbours and
they mentioned hearing weird noises like what I wrote about and I was just
internally screaming the entire conversation. I’m 99% sure they don’t know it’s
me but god that 1% chance is seriously weighing on my mind.
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HOW DO I GET MY HUSBAND TO STOP GOING ‘GOBLIN MODE’ DURING SEX?

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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband
says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a
caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to
remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been great in bed.
But recently he’s been acting really weird. So, a couple of days ago, my son
went on a rampage through our house and said he was in ‘Goblin Mode’. We didn’t
really know what to do with him, so we sent him to live with my parents so he
can go to a special needs school. My husband a really great relationship with
our son and loved him more than anything. Naturally, he was upset when he had to
leave. He’s an incredibly tough man, but this was the first time I’ve ever seen
him cry. I think since then, he’s been a little emotionally unwell. I’ve heard
him muttering, ‘Goblin’ repeatedly when he didn’t notice me, staring blankly
into his food, and just going alone by himself to do who knows what. I feel
awful for him, but we both agreed that this was for the best. Last night, the
day after our son went away, we decided to have sex to relieve our stress.
However, my husband said ‘Goblin Mode activated’, starting growling, and went
wild having sex with me. Admittedly, it was some of the best and most
experimental sex I’ve ever had, but I’m worried that something might be going on
with my husband. Any advice? Edit: The problem isn’t the ‘Goblin Mode’, it’s
that he could be ill
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I FUCKED UP DVD

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I
thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft
pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder,
it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful.
My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was
then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank
DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I fucked up.
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