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Dank Bank Holiday Blues 05:05
Lyrics
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[incoherent wailing]

2.
A Jug To Piss In 05:39
Lyrics
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[incoherent lamenting]

3.
ROYAL LANCERS 05:14
Lyrics
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That's what she said Red Letter Me? yah! For all of youse Flow? lmao Long flow
For Loom x2 ROYAL LANCERS, LANCERS x2 Oh! I ask Clay, loam I Royal My Royal
How's everyone? What is life?

4.
Guitarded Assemblage 06:45
Lyrics
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[drunken caterwauling]

5.
Gotta Go Fasting 11:40
Lyrics
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I gotta go fasting x2 Zooming with my halo x2 Looking flashy Nail me to the
cross x2 If you can catch me x2 Christian Sonic fanart, is what I want to do
Christian Sonic fanart will make the ladies love me I work for Jesus, and Sonic
It'll be awesome, Christian Sonic Fanart will be my legacy Hey Doctor Robotnik,
seems you've lost your way Oops you're defeated, heh, guess you shouldn't have
been gay They'll be crucifying Sonic tonight All you bitches crying yeah All you
bitches wailing babies Crucifying our homie I gotta go fast x5


ABOUT

This isn't a put on. This scruff really wants to put rock n roll in the ground.
If you soak the ego in whisky long enough it becomes a dissonant crank. NO MORE
MUSIC.

Some points from the player.

• Walking through strangely luminous walls of garbage, until then I will never
believe in you so much.

• 20 x 14 RAWSTOCK GDNS, half a chunk of my daily dose of being robbed. I
actually just think this is a clowncore thing, unrelated to ice-cream care for
the feet of the soft lady. We don’t have anywhere to store car doors. WANTED:
Standing coat hunger, wardrobe, chest of drawers (Kentish Town). Enjoy your
blood vinegar. The doors get slower every day, the doors get slower every day.
Like sugar and mint on top, and then an undertow of dense breath smell.
Functional head’s doubts entomb us like giant towers of pigs. Bruxism headache.
Nice weather for xenophobes. Add insult to insult.

• Snitchcraft, the end of life below the spiders as we’ve known it. Colonorectal
fear. Gamer girl fart carts. Something else round and brown. Download more
night. You’re telling me a ghost wrote this book? You can’t control the
direction of the wind but you can adjust your balls. He brought him to the
sweetie realm and... uhm’d him to death. A problem too boring to share, like a
kilo of rice and naming all the grains, aesthetical microaggressions are no
laughing matter. Privately amused by the not-quite non sequitur. Sinking your
teeth into the texture of now, that dread would disintegrate. Kinda looks like
this guy looks like this guy looks like this guy looks like this guy embraced
the bald. Forbidden gun emoji. Levitating window cleaners eating a big fucking
skeleton-shaped pizza. Looked like nipple chafing from running but you’re full
of asbestos. We are all evolving into crabs, laments of the garbled man.
Convenient racist t-shirt. Pat the background object. If I didn’t have worms
before, I definitely do now. Indulgence in moral turpitude, musta done a slid at
least. Made dinner and ate it…you cannot replace the imposter. Photograph of a
model modelling. “I’m not really bothered about that hole right now cos I know
what it is and I know where it is” Probably hungover from the fireworks. I get
all my shitting done before I leave the house. We will take the piss.  more


CREDITS

released 13. März 2024

Originally released on CDr on Chocolate Monk (choc.596) in an edition of 50 with
handmade/collaged sleeves.

Copies still available at chocolatemonk.co.uk/available.html

Recorded 25/08/2019

iphone taped to guitar + Monotron taped to guitar + Whisky

Photograph by Ella White


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 * Guitarded
   März 2024
 * Especially Baulking
   Feb. 2024
 * System Preferences
   Feb. 2024
 * You Have Never Properly Misunderstood My Intentions
   Feb. 2024

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