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  UFOs make surprise landing in rapeseed field to analyse why our earthling
nutters drag wooden boards around in fields to make it look like they've landed
there to study the genetic make-up of the rapeseed being grown   (express.co.uk)
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cretinbob
2017-04-19 5:30:45 PM  

They must really like rapeseed

 
lycanth
2017-04-19 8:32:04 PM  

However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection with
alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$

 
FrancoFile
2017-04-19 9:32:38 PM  

You said 'rapeseed' twice.

 
unfarkingbelievable
2017-04-19 9:35:23 PM  

Raping seeds is low.

 
secondpsych
2017-04-19 9:36:17 PM  

Kinky

 
thamike
2017-04-19 9:40:14 PM  



 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2017-04-19 9:40:50 PM  

Leave the gun, take the canola.

 
eyeq360
2017-04-19 9:43:14 PM  

If they are aliens doing genetic testing on rapeseed, please tell me how do the
aliens anal probe the plants?

 
Kevin72
2017-04-19 9:43:24 PM  

Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle, Art Bell
was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that story. But
in fact it did.

 
Bucky Katt
2017-04-19 9:43:38 PM  

Dirty Des likes rape

 
SithLord
2017-04-19 9:44:31 PM  

Did they bring honey?

 
LaurenAguilera
2017-04-19 9:44:51 PM  

TRIGGERED

 
Wraithstrike
2017-04-19 9:45:06 PM  

I canola imagine...

 
nytmare
2017-04-19 9:46:21 PM  



 
Incident on 57th Street
2017-04-19 9:46:50 PM  



Coming Your Way, UK!

 
secondpsych
2017-04-19 9:47:44 PM  



 
Salmon
2017-04-19 9:48:09 PM  

I'll bet the whole ease of access to affordable drones has made these
discoveries much easier.

 
Non Sequitur Man
2017-04-19 9:51:38 PM  

United Farkers Obliterated?




 
bedtundy
2017-04-19 9:53:18 PM  



 
CygnusDarius
2017-04-19 9:54:14 PM  

Why would they land on a field of Bill O'Reillyseed?.

 
Far Cough
2017-04-19 10:00:29 PM  

Hassan Ben Sobr: Leave the gun, take the canola.



That is really very good.  Bravo.

Also, now that the racist-ish meme has died down and without the caption, that
poor vulnerable homeless guy photo finally looks like a photo of a poor
vulnerable homeless guy.

 
AckAckAck
2017-04-19 10:32:42 PM  

Cosby then O'Reilly... now seeds? What the actual fark.

 
caution
2017-04-19 10:40:45 PM  

Oh goodie, Express discovers it's crop circler season. Please show me more
"ariel" views.

 
Tigger
2017-04-19 10:47:23 PM  

lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in connection
with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of his @$$



So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have
blamed it on immigrants not aliens.

 
uncleacid
2017-04-19 10:58:46 PM  

Does it come in 40 pound boxes?

 
brantgoose
2017-04-19 11:06:31 PM  

A rather simple entry, early in the British cropcircle season. The eclipse in
the biggest circle probably commemorates this year's solar eclipse on August 21,
which will be the first seen in North America for a number of years.

There are two lunar eclipses in 2017, however, one happened on February 11, and
was only penumbral, and the other is due on August 7, and will be partial.

Perhaps the two satellite circles represent those events.

There seem to be a couple of tentative circles along the edge of the field.

Of course, this is purely speculative, as all interpretations of landscape art
must be without a firm knowledge of the cultural references of the creators of
each piece of crop circle art.

I used to follow the annual crop circle seasons but barely look at them any more
unless they are spectacular or otherwise interesting.

 
OOF
2017-04-20 12:07:44 AM  



 
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy
2017-04-20 12:24:36 AM  

Can't post this on the new, sensitive Fark.

 
LordOfThePings
2017-04-20 1:09:34 AM  

Chia Giorgio Tsoukalos knows this was aliens.




 
Medic Zero
2017-04-20 1:22:32 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle,
Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that
story. But in fact it did.



Alright, who "smarted" this post?

 
BolloxReader
2017-04-20 1:40:13 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle,
Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that
story. But in fact it did.



He was their perfect unwitting tool. His show's promotion of alien activities as
reported by citizen scientists inadvertently discredited them as glory hounds
making things up to get on a nationally syndicated program. It allowed them many
extra years to continue their work even as witnesses were ignored for being on
"that show."

If Art Bell hadn't existed the aliens would have had to create him to provide
that kind of cover.

 
Gordon Bennett
2017-04-20 2:41:01 AM  

Tigger: lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making statements of fact in
connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own speculation talking out of
his @$$

So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have
blamed it on immigrants not aliens.



Don't give them ideas.

ILLEGAL INTERSTELLAR IMMIGRANTS DEVASTATE OUR PRECIOUS BRITISH FARMS

 
Kevin72
2017-04-20 3:30:58 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Tigger: lycanth: However, Mr Waring is known for making
statements of fact in connection with alleged UFO evidence based on his own
speculation talking out of his @$$

So perfect for the Daily Express except because it's a racist rag it should have
blamed it on immigrants not aliens.

Don't give them ideas.

ILLEGAL INTERSTELLAR IMMIGRANTS DEVASTATE OUR PRECIOUS BRITISH FARMS



Britain gets all the cool crop circles. I blame Stonehenge.

 
Kevin72
2017-04-20 3:33:29 AM  

BolloxReader: Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a
crop circle, Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to
bury that story. But in fact it did.

He was their perfect unwitting tool. His show's promotion of alien activities as
reported by citizen scientists inadvertently discredited them as glory hounds
making things up to get on a nationally syndicated program. It allowed them many
extra years to continue their work even as witnesses were ignored for being on
"that show."

If Art Bell hadn't existed the aliens would have had to create him to provide
that kind of cover.



Amen. Hallelujah.

 
Kevin72
2017-04-20 3:49:34 AM  

It's the "Arecibo reply" crop circle that replies to Carl Sagan's message sent
out in 1974. Almost the same, but indicating silicon based instead of carbon
based. It was a hot hot story in early September 2001, but 9/11 buried that and
we are still having eternal war in Eastasia.


"The response

The crop circle is a near replica of the Arecibo message, which contained
various pieces of information such as the numbers of chemical elements, the
composition of DNA, the position of Earth in the Solar System, and a depiction
of a human being. The "answer" itself doesn't expand much upon this and still
forms the same 23 x 73 grid (because these numbers are primes) and most of the
chemical data remains the same. The changes to the message to create the
response are straight from existing alien folklore and science fiction. In the
section detailing important chemical elements, the main focus is altered from
carbon to silicon, and the diagram of DNA is re-scribbled slightly. At the
bottom, the pictogram of a human is replaced with a shorter figure with a large,
bulbous head. This is a clear reference to the "grey" type of alien, and as a
depiction could only be something that a human came up with.
Note also the obvious representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster... four
years before Bobby Henderson's letter to the Kansas School Board. Oo-wee-oo!"

 
kb7rky
2017-04-20 8:51:46 AM  

A friend of mine and I once had a grand plan to make some crop circles in a
nearby farmer's field. We were going to make some really intricate design that
looked like a DNA strand, then stomp out the phrase, "You people are stupid" in
Klingonese.

We never got around to it.

Also, helpful pic of "field circles" (they're all over the Columbia Basin):




 
JackieRabbit
2017-04-20 9:50:38 AM  

Was it just rapeseed or rape-rapeseed?

 
Keeve
2017-04-20 10:09:44 AM  

Kevin72: Just before 9/11, the aliens answered questions back in a crop circle,
Art Bell was talking it up. I'm not saying 9/11 was a conspiracy to bury that
story. But in fact it did.



The aliens also broke Ed McCaffrey's leg on Monday Night Football when the
Bronco's played the Giants. In spite of the broken leg, Ed held onto the ball.

/Bronco fan

 
MBooda
2017-04-20 10:48:11 AM  

kb7rky: Also, helpful pic of "field circles" (they're all over the Columbia
Basin):

[cdn.images.express.co.uk image 850x663]



Balloons. That's how I make crop circles.

/properly done, leaves no footprints

 

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