sword-of-stardust.tumblr.com Open in urlscan Pro
74.114.154.22  Public Scan

Form analysis
0 forms found in the DOM

Text Content

YOU MUST FIX YOUR HEART

1,5 Millionen Bewertungen
277 Tausend Bewertungen



SIEHST DU, DAZU EIGNET SICH DIE APP PERFEKT.

Klingt perfekt Bäääh, das will ich nicht


YOU MUST FIX YOUR HEART

he/they/ze/it | ace/aro | adult | tumblr veteran
Technoblade Never Dies🎗️
I DON'T ANSWER DMs. Sorry, I am extremely introverted.

Multifandom - aka I reblog a bunch of stuff about whatever I want.
Fandoms I'm in: MCYT (especially Technoblade & Philza), MCR, Ace Attorney,
Irondad & Spiderson, Star Wars (mainly Kylux), Undertale/Deltarune, D&D, and
more.
If you don't like the things that I like, please keep those opinions to
yourself. I am not here to argue with people. I'm just here to enjoy cool
content :]

pfp: NASA James Webb telescope

 * Einträge
 * Ask Something
 * Archiv

curiousobsession101

sch-uwu-lchen

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break




185.387 Anmerkungen Okt. 27th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




lolwontgivename


MR SANDMAN


redpyros

man me a sand


thesylverlining

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand


iconic post a classic
520.373 Anmerkungen Okt. 27th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




vlinndrel

porcupine-girl

Interviewer: Give us your best tip for overcoming depression.

Stephen Fry: To regard it as being like the weather. It’s not your
responsibility that it’s raining, but it is real when it rains, and the fact
that it’s raining does not mean that the rain is never going to stop. The only
thing to do is to believe that, one day, it won’t be raining and accept it so
you can find a mental umbrella to shield yourself from the worst. The sun will
eventually come up.

Quelle: thisislondon.co.uk
mental health
72.266 Anmerkungen Okt. 27th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




royalarchivist

royalarchivist

Forever: Wow so, the vanilla eh, don’t have the- the Eggs with a glock?

Phil: Yeah they don’t have Eggs with glocks, yeah.

Forever: Yeah yeah yeah, that should be a- a nice addition.

Phil: You know, I was thinking that, and I might pitch it, I might pitch it to
Mojang. Hey Chayanne you can get out with this. There you go.

Forever: What do you think about, like a baby zombie with a glock?

Phil: [Sighing heavily into his microphone] I would hate that. I would hate that
so much.

Forever: [laughs]

Phil: YOU KNOW I WOULD. You know I would! Stop mocking me! [laughs]

Forever: I don’t know what you’re talking about! What’s your problem with baby
zombies? They’re so fun and cute.

[Phil cracks up and Forever cackles]

Phil: Chat, that was literally the equivalent of, “Haha you’re so funny and
sexy, haha.”


philza forever player qsmp mcyt
419 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




royalarchivist

royalarchivist

Fit: [Reading a chatter's message] "Is it weird that I want Fit to say to me
'good boy'?"

[Long judgemental pause]

Fit: I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. You're not a good boy, no! Absolutely
not.


fitmc qsmp mcyt
117 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




greaterspawnislands

kiilttis-art

I adore the hc that phil’s crows deliver the more sensitive or secretive type of
messages that need to stay under the federation’s radar :> also bc crows love
the gossip and want to be included


philza qsmp mcyt
540 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




antimony-medusa

n0phis

i fought 4 my life with the colours and atmosphere and i may have lost but its
ok <\3 doesnt need 2 be perfect



technoblade dsmp mcyt
1.335 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




cipheramnesia

klappersacks

(via File Photo)


mudwerks

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…


pricklylegs

Tasty obelisk fries..


memewhore

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a
food product.


gingerhaze

“It’s digestible”


rhea314

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched
Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable
shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also
digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies
boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in
the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The
Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index. 
Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its
popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic
Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that
discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New
York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early
1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured
murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that
led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay:
http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D


nianeyna

I have learned a new thing today.


soupwife

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all
the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated


nianeyna

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link
still fucking works.


dancinbutterfly

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ
BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.


mr-elementle

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the
gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the
actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from
“enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that
literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream,
since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food


papapastoral

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes


elf7knight

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several
new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original
question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post


redrosesshadowwolf

Someone finally answered the question!

Thank God. I really wanted to know what the Fried Cone Obelisks were.


the-haiku-bot

Thank God. I really

wanted to know what the Fried

Cone Obelisks were.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.


iconic post
136.011 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Pinterest
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




transexualbutchfagdyke

socially-awkward-supervillian

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs


im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace

jesus that is good to know.


chandra75

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it
wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 


togamijail

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with
them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re
big fucking babies


pkmnbreederbrianna

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many)
reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous,
some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress
themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs
comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves
into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!


pizzalecki

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS


renirabbit

this post just got so much better


steve-spaghetti

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST


wylltingtrees




sashayed

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends


clover11-10

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.


oshiawaseni

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist


erin-luci-and-me

the anxiety cat


kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very
large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar.
Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends
and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally
as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with
photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great


elfwreck




bunjywunjy

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to
members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given
Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work
each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an
enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to
the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not
Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if
they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about
literally everything.


june-egbert-official

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay


greatlordfluffernutter




ah the cheetah service dogs post a classic iconic post
1.914.318 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Pinterest
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink




transexualbutchfagdyke

omegaverse

women need gnocchi


snacco

many are saying this



47.520 Anmerkungen Okt. 26th, 2023
 * In App öffnen
 * Facebook
 * Tweet
 * Reddit
 * Mail
 * Einbetten
 * Permalink





Weiter